Leg Amputee Puns

A list of puns related to "Leg Amputee"

My kid is an amputee. For xmas I got her a new prosthetic leg

It's just a stocking filler

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👤︎ u/bishslap
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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My amputee friend just got cool new bionic legs...

...they're an amazing technological feat

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👤︎ u/Tabdelineated
📅︎ Jun 22 2016
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Why do leg amputees always win?

Because they can't be de-feet-ed.

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👤︎ u/th3doorMATT
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.

But so far, I'm stumped.

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👤︎ u/WulliesTime
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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My friend hates seeing leg amputees.

He's lack-toes intolerant.

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👤︎ u/GoTeamAwesome
📅︎ Mar 18 2013
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What do you call karate for amputees?

Partial arts

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👤︎ u/brandomenon
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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"Dad can you take your prosthetic off the table?"

"No, I'm trying to get a leg up."

(my actual amputee father)

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👤︎ u/OnlyHere4Info
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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