I really miss my grandma today... she passed away years ago. She used to bring back LU butter cookies from her travels to Europe. Has anyone seen this brand of cookies at any stores in Toronto?
Bonjour bonjour !
C'est encore moi. 🙆♀️
Je vous apporte la prochaine devinette de u/EauRegale, ainsi que la réponse de celle du jour 11. 😏
Alors la réponse à la devinette précédente était : >! Les catacombes de Paris!<, un endroit que je n'ai personnellement encore jamais visité... 🤔
Et maintenant, la devinette :
C'est partiiii
>Je suis un biscuit. Je nais à Nantes en 1886, mon inventeur, Louis Lefèvre-Utile, inspiré par les gourmandises que dévoraient les Anglais lors du teatime, voulait satisfaire cette habitude que les Français s'accaparaient. Aujourd'hui, garni de chocolat au lait, j'accompagne le cartable des écoliers.
>
>Qui suis-je ?
>
>u/EauRegale
Miam 😋
Merci u/EauRegale pour tous ces cadeaux !
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
