Law Abiding Puns

A list of puns related to "Law Abiding"

What do you call a law abiding piece of chicken?

Legal Tender

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👤︎ u/lemontenderoni
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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What would you call a chicken who crosses the road while abiding by road laws

Legal tender

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👤︎ u/StickmanSham
📅︎ Apr 15 2016
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I got my friends whilst watching "Law Abiding Citizen"

So we were watching Law Abiding Citizen. At some point the main character is stuck in an isolation cell. For some odd reason he is using a phone and can actually call people. A friend asks how this is possible. My response:

He's got cell reception.

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👤︎ u/jwsmelt
📅︎ Feb 17 2016
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If good looks were a crime.....

I'd still be a law abiding citizen.

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👤︎ u/elster000
📅︎ Mar 09 2021
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