Het draagvlak krimpt! Grote veranderingen op komst in 2022! - Duncan Robles en Laura Hos youtube.com/watch?v=yjJxZ…
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[Elliot] Tim Duncan told me "it looks like you're taking Laura Winslow out tonight" and then sends this. twitter.com/seanelliott_3…
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[ALL] Sex Magic, Bob, Maddie, Judy, Bob, Mr. C, the plan, the sound cues, Laura, Fireman, Dido, Duncan, Lorraine, Ike, and following the $

Bob performs Sex Magic too, but it's the bad kind. It's the worst physical and soul rape, and it's how he gets his rocks off. Cooper and Diane performed sex magic too, but it was for another purpose. Maybe it was the good kind. I mean it was at least consensual. It's not long-term when Bob kills Maddy, like it was for Laura, his abuse dating back to her adolescence. Makes me think Maddy went down faster cuz she wasn't the same Gold Orb soul-material that Laura was, sent to Earth in the 1950s when Sara became infected with Judy, cuz the Fireman saw the White Sands bomb go off and knew Judy would be soon on her way, spitting out Bob balls n bugs n shit. Christ it's mind boggling. So Maddy died in one night. Laura put Bob to the test for years and he couldn't beat her. And like HOLY CRAP Judy knew she should inhabit Sara cuz she'd one day get with Leland!! I mean wouldn't Judy be able to know the future? Fuck, man.

Fucker gets more pussy than a toilet seat. Smooth as shit from a duck's ass.

Didn't Lynch say that we should pay attention to sounds? Well when Bob was killing Maddy, the record was repeating the same skipping sound we hear a version of in S3E1 when the Fireman tells Cooper to pay attention to the sounds--coming from the record player. It's almost like Cooper knows the sequence of things that happen--wonderful and strange--or in the case of Bob, horrible and strange--and that's how he's able to thwart the Bob inside of Mr. C. Cuz Coop's been Lodging it the whole time and knows the secrets now.

The Major, Coop, Diane, and Cole all conspired to make it happen. Albert was even a part of the whole grand plan too, having given away the name of their secret FBI informant man in Argentina, who later died, to Jeffries. Maybe Albert was just pulled in unwittingly. WTF was with that beeper with two red flashing lights that shrunk into one of the little Tulpa balls??? Did that thing shrink to a ball cuz it was a Tulpa-made thing? Was it made by whoever made the Tulpas? That was in Jeffries' neck of the world so it coulda been his thingy. Jeffries makes beepers, who knew? Why'd it curl up into a post-Tulpa-death ball, tho? I assume cuz its purpose was fulfilled. It got the phone call from the scared woman who had just received ... what news? Shit. Gotta check the wiki registry.... https://twinpeaks.fandom.com/wiki/Lorraine!!!! She sends the text to [probably Mr. C] becuz ... she heard ... that ... the two idio

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Washington Journal: Wilson Center's Laura Dawson & Duncan Wood on NAFTA & U.S.-Canada-Mexico Trade Relations; The Hill's Reid Wilson on 2018 State Ballot Measures (September 19, 2018)

Laura Dawson and Duncan Wood on NAFTA and U.S.-Canada-Mexico Relations

Laura Dawson, Director of the Canada Institute, and Duncan Wood, Director of the Mexico Institute, at the Wilson International Center for Scholars discuss the NAFTA renegotiation and US-Canada-Mexico relations.

Reid Wilson on 2018 State Ballot Measures

Reid Wilson, National Correspondent for The Hill, talked about key state ballot measures for 2018.

Host: John McArdle.

Download from this folder.

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Laura Wilson - Emma, Hutterite Girl in Field, Duncan Ranch Colony Harlowton, Montana (1994)
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Laura Wilson - Emma, Hutterite Girl in Field, Duncan Ranch Colony Harlowton, Montana (1994)
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Must be snorlax all over, Laura Duncan side of apex community park i.reddituploads.com/72961…
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The 2022 U.S. Theatrical Release Schedule (as of January 1, 2022.)

(Up-To-Date as of January 26, 2022)


January 26, 2022

(LIMITED)

Compartment Number 6 (Drama/ With Yuriy Borisov, Seidi Haarla, Yuliya Aug, Dinara Drukarova/R/1 hr 47 min/Sony Pictures Classics/d: Juho Kuosmanen/Limited)


January 28, 2022

(LIMITED)

Charli XCX: Alone Together (Documentary/With: Charli XCX/1 hr 7 min/Greenwich Entertainment/d: Bradley Bell, Pablo Jones-Soler/Limited)

Clean (Crime/With: Adrien Brody, Glenn Fleshler, Richie Merritt, Chandler DuPont/1 hr 34 min/IFC Films/d: Paul Solet/Limited)

In The Forest (Thriller/With: Lyman Ward, Time Winters, Kaitlyn Dias, Debbon Ayer/Vertical Entertainment/d: Hector Barron/Limited)

Sundown (Drama/With: Tim Roth, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Iazua Larios, Henry Goodman/R/1 hr 23 min/Bleecker Street Media/d: Michel Franco/Limited)

They/Them/Us (RomComDram/With: Joey Slotnick, Amy Hargreaves, Jack Steiner, Shanna Strong/1 hr 30 min/Blended Family Productions/d: John Sherman/Limited)


February 4, 2022

(WIDE)

Jackass Forever (Comedy/With: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Machine Gun Kelly/R/1 hr 36 min/Paramount Pictures/d: Jeff Tremaine/Wide)

Moonfall (Disaster/With: Halle Berry, Patrick Wilson, Michael Pena, John Bradley/PG-13/2 hr 0 min/Lionsgate/d: Roland Emmerich/Wide)

(LIMITED)

The Wolf and the Lion (Family/With: Molly Kunz, Evan Bullung, Graham Greene/PG/1 hr 39 min/Blue Fox Entertainment/d: Gilles de Maistre/Limited)

Breaking Bread (Documentary/With: Nof Atamna-Ismaeel, Shlomi Meir, Ali Khattib, Osama Dalal/1 hr 25 min/Cohen Media Group/d: Beth Elise Hawk/Limited)

The Worst Person In The World (DramRomCom/With: Renate Reinsve, Anders Danielsen Lie, Maria Grazia Di Meo, Mia McGovern Zaini/R/2 hr 7 min/NEON/d: Joachim Trier/Limited)

Last Survivors (Sci-Fi/With: Benjamin Arthur, Mark Famiglietti, Simon Lees, Stephen Moyer/Vertical Entertainment/d: Drew Mylrea/Limited)

The Long Night (a.k.a. The Coven) (Horror/With: Scout Taylor-Compton, Nolan Gerard Funk, Jeff Fahey, Deborah Kara Unger/R/Well Go USA Entertainment/d: Rich Ragsdale/Limited)


February 11, 2022

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Marry Me (RomCom/With

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UK Crime - Recent family annihilator

Taken from BBC article

Jordan Monaghan killed 24-day-old Ruby at their Blackburn home in January 2013. Eight months later, he smothered 21-month-old Logan at a swimming pool.

The 30-year-old was on police bail six years later when he went on to poison his 23-year-old girlfriend, Evie Adams. Monaghan was found guilty at Preston Crown Court on three counts of murder.

The construction worker smothered Ruby on New Year's Day in 2013 as she slept in a Moses basket. Ruby's mother Laura Gray, 28, was sleeping upstairs at the time. Eight months later, Monaghan took his son Logan to Waves swimming pool in Blackburn and smothered him while they were alone in a changing room cubicle.

The court heard the day before Logan's death, Ms Gray had told Monaghan their relationship was over after discovering he owed thousands of pounds in gambling debts.

Lancashire Police said that after murdering his son, Monaghan posed for pictures and spoke to newspapers about the tragedy of losing two children. After an inquest into Logan's death in August 2013, he told reporters: "It feels as if history is repeating itself. "Everything has been taken away from us. "We can't believe this has happened for a second time. We are just in shock and completely devastated."

The 10-week trial heard both Ruby and Logan suffered a "collapse" and were seen by medics in the months before their deaths, but no serious medical conditions were found. Prosecutor Duncan Smith QC told the jury both infants recovered prior to a final fatal event, when Monaghan "unlawfully and deliberately" obstructed their breathing. The court heard parts of Logan and Ruby's mother Ms Gray's victim impact statement, which said all she had ever wanted was to be a mum and to "give my children the love and opportunities I never had growing up". She said: "When the children were born, they consumed my world.

"I loved every single day I had with them. "Jordan was their daddy, he was one of the two people who was meant to love and protect them the most in the whole world. "Instead, he did the opposite." Ms Gray could be heard weeping in the public gallery as the verdicts were given. A post-mortem examination concluded Ruby died from acute bronchopneumonia and Logan's cause of death remained "unascertained".

Neither child's death could be explained by illness, genetic defect or natural causes, and Monaghan was arrested in 2018 after police reviewed their deaths w

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Where are they now? (Updated for 2021 - seasons 1-15)

We had one three years ago so here's an updated list of what every past contestant is doing now! I'll be updating this as time goes on, so let me know if you hear of any updates regarding anybody.

Not included - Under the Gunn and international All Stars, semifinalists who appeared on air.

Everybody from S16-present is still designing, so I'll include a list of links to their work in a reply.

Italics = activities unknown, but assumed to be no longer in the fashion industry.

Jay McCarroll - teacher. What might have been...

Kara Saun - very successful costume designer including Disney's 'Descendents'.

Wendy Pepper - deceased

Austin Scarlett - achieved success after the show, but has since retired.

Robert Plotkin - active on Instagram but only shares family photos. Was a businessman at one point.

Kevin Johnn - still designing

Alexandra Vidal - still designing some really lovely pieces.

Nora Caliguri - creative director of a label which designs clothes for Costco and Target, having previously been creative director for Kendall and Kylie Jenner's line.

Vanessa Riley - children's entertainer and still lists herself as a designer in her social media bios.

Starr Ilzhoefer - inactive. Returned to working in real estate and was involved in a mortgage fraud scam on 2018.

Mario Cadenas - still designing his own line.

Daniel Franco - owns a film production company and apparently also a private chapel (!), but who the fuck knows with Daniel. I feel like he's either living an absolutely blessed life none of us can comprehend, or he's in prison.

Chloe Dao - still designing her own line.

Daniel Vosovic - still designing and runs a one-stop-shop business called The Kit.

Santino - Santino

Kara Janx - still designing

Nick Verreos - still teaching and has a successful Youtube channel offering advice to new designers. Also a consulting producer for the show.

Andrae Gonzalo - CEO of Red Lobster (I wish - he does fine art now).

Zulema Griffin - production and costume designer

Emmett Mccarthy - business consultant for the label he founded after the show.

Diana Eng - designs various STEM products, mostly aimed at young families, and recently creat

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-35)!+ Accepting requests every day
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  4. Sanders' Paramedic Student Workbook, 5th Edition: Mick J. Sanders & American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (AAOS)

  5. Philosophical, Ideological, and Theoretical Perspectives on Education, 2nd Edition: Gerald L. Gutek

  6. Metaphysics, Meaning, and Modality: Themes from Kit Fine: Mircea Dumitru

  7. Learning Theories: An Educational Perspective, 8th Edition: Dale Schunk

  8. Investments, 9th Canadian Edition: Zvi Bodie & Alex Kane & Alan Marcus & Lorne Switzer

  9. Intelligence Analysis: A Target-Centric Approach, 6th Edition: Robert M. Clark

  10. HR3 with CourseMate, 1 term, 3rd Edition: Angelo DeNisi & Ricky Griffin

  11. Horngren's Accounting, Volume 2, 11th Canadian Edition: Tracie Miller-Nobles & Brenda Mattison & Ella Mae Matsumura

  12. Fundamentals of Business Organizations for Paralegals, 6th Edition: Deborah E. Bouchoux

  13. Financial Accounting, 15th Edition: Carl S. Warren & James M. Reeve & Jonathan Duchac

  14. Contemporary Business, 18th Edition: Louis E. Boone & David L. Kurtz & Susan Berston

  15. Auditing: Assurance and Risk, 4th Edition: W. Robert Knechel & Steven E. Salterio

  16. Beginner's Guide to SOLIDWORKS 2020, Level II: Alejandro Reyes

  17. CCNA 200-301 Official Cert Guide, Volume 1, 1st Edition: Odom Wendell

  18. CCNA 200-301 Official Cert Guide, Volume 2, 1st Edition: Odom Wendell

  19. The New One Minute Manager, 1st Edition: Ken Blanchard & Spencer Johnson

  20. Mosby's Guide to Nursing Diagnosis, 6th Edition: Gail B. Ladwig & Betty J. Ackley & Mary Beth Makic

  21. Your Research Project: Designing, Planning, and Getting Started, 4th Edit

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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[S] Full list of US survivor players

The numbers in brackets are the seasons they competed in. Feel free to copy and paste this into a list randomizer or something.

  • Aaron Meredith [39]
  • Aaron Reisberger [15]
  • Abi-Maria Gomes [25/31]
  • Ace Gordon [17]
  • Adam Gentry [13]
  • Adam Klein [33/40]
  • Alan Ball [35]
  • Albert Destrade [23]
  • Alec Christy [29]
  • Alec Merlino [37]
  • Alecia Holden [32]
  • Alex Angarita [14]
  • Alex Bell [6]
  • Alexandria Elliott [35]
  • Alexis Jones [16]
  • Alexis Maxwell [28]
  • Alicia Calaway [2/8]
  • Alicia Rosa [24]
  • Alina Wilson [21]
  • Alison Raybould [38]
  • Allie Pohevitz [26]
  • Amanda Kimmel [15/16/20]
  • Amber Brkich/Amber Mariano [2/8/40]
  • Ami Cusack [9/16]
  • Amy O’Hara [11]
  • Andrea Boehlke [22/26/34]
  • Andrew Savage [7/31]
  • Angela Perkins [36]
  • Angelina Keeley [37]
  • Angie Jakusz [10]
  • Angie Layton [25]
  • Anna Khait [32]
  • Anthony Robinson [14]
  • Aras Baskauskas [12/27]
  • Artis Silvester [25]
  • Ashlee Ashby [10]
  • Ashley Massaro [15]
  • Ashley Nolan [35]
  • Ashley Trainer [19]
  • Ashley Underwood [22]
  • Aubry Bracco [32/34/38]
  • Aurora McCreary [38]
  • Austin Carty [12]
  • Baylor Wilson [29]
  • BB Andersen [1]
  • Becky Lee [13]
  • Ben Browning [19]
  • Ben Driebergen [35/40]
  • Ben Henry [21]
  • Betsy Bolan [19]
  • Bi Nguyen [37]
  • Bill Posley [22]
  • Billy Garcia [13]
  • Blake Towsley [11]
  • Bob Crowley [17]
  • Bobby Jon Drinkard [10/11]
  • Bobby Mason [12]
  • Boo Bernis [14]
  • Brad Culpepper [27/34]
  • Brad Reese [41]
  • Brad Virata [13]
  • Bradley Kleihege [36]
  • Brandon Bellinger [11]
  • Brandon Hantz [23/26]
  • Brandon Quinton [3]
  • Brandy Finta [9]
  • Brenda Lowe [21/26]
  • Brendan Shapiro [36]
  • Brendan Synnott [18]
  • Bret LaBelle [33]
  • Brett Clouser [19]
  • Brian Corridan [11]
  • Brian Heidik [5]
  • Brianna Varela [11]
  • Brice Johnston [28]
  • Brook Geraghty [9]
  • Brooke Struck [11]
  • Bruce Kanegai [12]
  • Bubba Sampson [9]
  • Burton Roberts [7]
  • Butch Lockley [6]
  • Caleb Bankston [27]
  • Caleb Reynolds [32/34]
  • Candace Smith [18]
  • Candice Woodcock/Candice Cody [13/20/27]
  • Cao Boi Bui [13]
  • Carl Bilancione [3]
  • Carl Boudreaux [37]
  • Carolina Eastwood [18]
  • Carolyn Rivera [30]
  • Carter Williams [25]
  • Caryn Groedel [10]
  • Cassandra Franklin [14]
  • Cecilia Mansilla [13]
  • Chad Crittenden [9]
  • Charlie Herschel [17]
  • Chase Rice [21]
  • Chelsea Meissner [24]
  • Chelsea Townsend [36]
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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-87)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
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  1. (eBook PDF)Fingerprinting Analysis and Quality Control Methods of Herbal Medicines by Ravindra Kumar Pandey , Shiv Shankar Shukla , Amber Vyas , Vishal Jain , Parag Jain , Shailendra Saraf

  2. (eBook PDF)Healthcare Affordability by Sr., Paul Walter Odomirok

  3. (eBook PDF)An Anthropology of Contemporary Art by Thomas Fillitz , Paul van der Grijp

  4. (eBook PDF)The Project Management Coaching Workbook by Susanne Madsen

  5. (eBook PDF)Time Series Analysis by Henrik Madsen

  6. (eBook PDF)Complexity of Seismic Time Series: Measurement and Application by Tamaz Chelidze , Filippos Vallianatos , Luciano Telesca

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  8. (eBook PDF)Mineral Exploration Principles and Applications, 2nd Edition by Swapan Kumar Haldar

  9. (eBook PDF)Late-Stage Fluorination of Bioactive Molecules and Biologically-Relevant Substrates by Al Postigo

  10. (eBook PDF)Structural Health Monitoring For Advanced Composite Structures by M H Ferri Aliabadi , Z Sharif Khodaei

  11. (eBook PDF)Introduction To Computational Earthquake Engineering Third Edition by Muneo Hori

  12. (eBook PDF)Cancer Cell Chemoresistance And Chemosensitization by Ajaikumar B Kunnumakkara , Ajaikumar B. Kunnumakkara , Devivasha Bordoloi , Javadi Monisha

  13. (eBook PDF)Compassionate Moral Realism by Colin Marshall

  14. (eBook PDF)Community Interests Across International Law by Eyal Benvenisti , Georg Nolte

  15. (eBook PDF)Commodities: MARKETS, PERFORMANCE, AND STRATEGIES by H. Kent Baker , Greg Filbeck , Jeffrey H. Harris

  16. (eBook PDF)Charles Olson and American Modernism by Mark ers

  17. (eBook PDF)The Changing Face of Volunteering in Hospice and Palliative Care by Ros Scott , Steven Howlett

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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Geometry sucks
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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A queen size statement.
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Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements?

Calcium, nickel, neon

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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyers to focus her defense on 'memory, manipulation and money'

Luc Cohen | Link to article

NEW YORK, Dec 15 (Reuters) - Ghislaine Maxwell's attorneys will likely focus on portraying the British socialite's accusers as untrustworthy and motivated by money when they start presenting their case in her sex abuse trial on Thursday, according to legal experts and court filings.

Prosecutors rested their case on Friday after two weeks of emotional, often explicit testimony from four women who said Maxwell recruited and groomed them for abuse by the late financier Jeffrey Epstein when the women were teenagers.

The women portrayed Maxwell as central to their abuse by Epstein, a globetrotting financier who died by suicide in 2019 in jail while awaiting trial on sex abuse charges.

Maxwell, 59, has pleaded not guilty to eight counts of sex trafficking and other crimes in federal court in New York. During cross-examinations, her lawyers tried to undermine the women's credibility by asking about inconsistencies in their accounts and about awards they received from a fund for Epstein's victims.

"This case is about memory, manipulation and money," Maxwell attorney Bobbi Sternheim said in her Nov. 29 opening statement.

One of Maxwell's expected expert witnesses is Elizabeth Loftus, a psychologist who studies how people can be manipulated into having "false memories." She has testified in or consulted for hundreds of trials, including those of O.J. Simpson and Harvey Weinstein.

But undermining the accusers' credibility remains an uphill battle, said Duncan Levin, managing partner at Tucker Levin PLLC.

"It's straight out of the playbook," Levin said. "But ... it's a heavy lift to ask jurors to discount what (the accusers)may be saying because they got money."

The defense has said its case will last between two and four days.

CALLING MAXWELL

Given the women's compelling testimony, the defense's best bet may be calling Maxwell herself to testify, said Zachary Margulis-Ohnuma, principal attorney at ZMO Law PLLC.

The jury is "going to believe the gist of what the witnesses are saying," Margulis-Ohnuma said. "The only real counter to that is (Maxwell's) coming back and saying no, I didn't intend that."

Maxwell's attorneys have not indicated whether or not they plan to call her to the stand.

According to prosecutors, Maxwell's team also intends to call Robert Glassman, an attorney for a woman known as Jane who te

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Olimpíadas Thread - Noite 26/07 e Madrugada/Manhã 27/07

Fala r/futebol, bom dia cara, deixa eu te falar uma coisa, esse aqui é o quarto dia oficial de competições e eu tô COMPLETAMENTE RAYSSADO, depois da prata da nossa fadinha. Mas aqui o bagulho é louco e o processo é lento, então hoje tem MUITA coisa também fi, se liga.

Já faz o ritual do pai: coloca naquela tua playlist do Spotify que se tu colocar no aleatório vai mudar de Three Days Grace pra José Neto e Frederico e depois cair em Daft Punk (de preferência do álbum Alive 2007), pega aquele sanduíche natural, aquele semirefrigerante de limão que esqueci o nome, manda um alô pra ex namorada no zap e vamo que vamo.

OLIMPÍADAS THREADS ANTERIORES:

Noite 22/07 e Manhã 23/07

Noite 23/07 e Manhã 24/07

Noite 24/07 e Madrugada/Manhã 25/07

Noite 25/07 e Madrugada/Manhã 26/07

LINKS ÚTEIS:

Calendário do GE

Site dos Jogos Olímpicos (aff ta em inglês)

Quadro de Medalhas

Termômetro Olímpico - CHANCES DE MEDALHAS PARA O BRASIL

Previsões de Medalhas - GERAL

Programação SporTV

Programação BandSports

Planilhão de transmissões (Google Docs)

TRANSMISSÕES:

SporTV 1/2/3/4 + sinais extras

Globo

BandSports

Tudo depende da programação deles e do encaixe do horário, então é melhor conferir nos sites deles do que confiar em algo que colocar aqui em qual canal vai passar, isso muda constantemente.

BRASIL HOJE:

(Todos os horários foram tirados do [site do COI](https://olympics.com/tokyo-2020/olympic-games/en/results/all-sports/olympic-sched

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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