Larry Klein Puns

The question is simple: Who would win in a fight? Ethan Klein of H3H3 Productions as a base form Super Saiyan, or Larry the Cucumber from Veggietales using Dio's stand, THE WORLD.

Rules:

1. The two are fighting on a battlefield that gives neither an advantage or disadvantage.
2. Both have mastered their respective abilities, but still have their normal skillsets and personalities.
3. Only base form versions of their powers. So no Super Saiyan Blue or Kaioken for Ethan and no Larryboy or WORLD OVER HEAVEN for Larry.

Respective info for each combatant:

http://h3h3.wikia.com/wiki/Ethan

http://bigidea.wikia.com/wiki/Larry#Original

Now with our further ado....

THIS IS GONNA BE A MATCH TO REMEMBER! FIGHT!

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\"Talk is cheap, it takes money to buy whiskey\" - Ryan Cohen

Ryan Cohen war der Gründer und CEO von Chewy, ein E-Commerce-Unternehmen spezialisiert auf Haustiere, das er im Alter von nur 25 Jahren gründete. Im Jahr 2017 verkaufte er Chewy im Rahmen eines 3,3 Mrd. USD Deal an PetSmart, um andere persönliche Ziele zu verfolgen.

Dann begann die Investorenseite von Ryan Cohen an Berühmtheit zu gewinnen. Nach dem Verkauf von Chewy investierte er sein Geld in nur zwei Unternehmen Apple und Wells Fargo. Bei Apple wurde er sogar zum größten Einzelinvestor mit rund 6 Millionen Aktien.

Ende 2020 war Cohen auch zum größten Einzelaktionär von GameStop geworden, nachdem er 10% der GME-Aktien erworben und seinen Anteil anschließend auf etwa 13% erhöht hatte. Diese Investitionen wurden vor der außergewöhnlichen Preisexplosion der GameStop-Aktie Ende Januar 2021 getätigt. Kurze Zeit später im April wurde er zum Charmain des Verwaltungsrats ernannt. (Auzug aus TheStreet Artikel)

Sein Investmentansatz formuliert Ryan Cohen wie folgt:

>Es ist, zumindest für mich, sehr schwer, großartige Ideen zu finden. Wenn ich etwas finde, wovon ich wirklich überzeugt bin, dann gehe ich All-In. (Auzug aus Bloomberg Artikel)

Als Ryan Cohen jedoch mit Chewy 2011 startete, wurde er von den meisten Investoren abgelehnt...

>Friedman: Sie wurden von 100 verschiedenen Investoren abgelehnt. Was haben Sie aus diesem Prozess gelernt? Was hat Sie dazu gebracht, weiterzumachen, als Sie immer wieder ein Nein hörten?
>
>Cohen: Für mich hörte sich jedes Nein so an, als ob sie meine Vision einfach nicht verstanden hätten. Das war manchmal frustrierend, aber nie entmutigend. Diese "Neins" haben mich nie an meiner Strategie zweifeln lassen - im Gegenteil. Alle Ablehnungen haben mich motiviert, und sie haben mich nur noch mehr angespornt. (Auzug aus Forbes Interview)

Es sei zu erwähnen, dass GameStop mit ["Game Informer" das größte digitale Zeitschriftenabonnement der Welt hat](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Inf

#Batters (non-pitcher, non-pinch-runner) that played less than 162 games for a franchise, and are in the HOF, sorted by franchise they played for:

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

I made all time teams for all 30 squads, and put them into seeds to make a “March madness” style bracket.

Rules:

Round one last 48 hours, rounds 2-finish will be 24 hours

Each player can only be used once. This made it extremely tough to pick teams for guys who were great on multiple teams

I will comment the matchups, upvote the team you think would win

Each team has a DH, as it makes the matchups easier to evaluate

All teams are on 3 man rotations

The matchups are based on the seeds I made, I’ll say what my rankings are after the bracket is done

Round 1:

Byes (1 and 2 seed, so the round 2 is 16 teams): Yankees and Cards

Matchups:

Giants vs Rays

Giants-

1. Cf- Willie Mays

2. Rf- Mel Ott

3. DH- Barry Bonds

4. 1b- Willie Mccovey

5. Lf- Bobby Bonds

6. 2b- Jeff Kent

7. C- Buster Posey

8. 3b- Matt Williams

9. Ss- Travis Jackson

P- Christy Matthewson

Rays-

1. LF- Carl Crawford

2. 2b- Ben Zobrist

3. 1b- Carlos Pena

4. 3b- Evan Longoria

5. RF- BJ (Melvin) Upton

6. DH- Corey Dickerson

7. SS- Julio Lugo

8. C- Jon Jaso

9. CF- Kevin Kiermier

P. David Price

Red Sox vs Royals

1. CF- tris speaker

2. SS- Nomar Garciaparra

3. DH- Ted Williams

4. 1b- David Ortiz

5. RF- Carl Yastrzemski

6. LF- Jim Rice

7. 3b- Wade Boggs

8. C- Carlton Fisk

9. 2b- Dustin Pedroia

P- Cy Young

Royals-

1. CF- Willie Wilson

2. RF- Amos Otis

3. 3b- George Brett

4. 1b- John Mayberry

5. DH- Mike Sweeney

6. LF- Hal Mcrae

7. C- Salvador Perez

8. 2b- Frank White

9. SS- Alcides Escobar

P- Brett Saberhagen

Cubs vs Blue Jays

Cubs-

1. 2b- Ryne Sandberg

2. LF- Billy Williams

3. CF- Hack Wilson

4. SS- Ernie Banks

5. Rf- Sammy Sosa

6. 1b- Cap Anson

7. 3b- Ron Santo

8. DH- Derek Lee

9. C- Gabby Hartnet

P- Fergie Jenkins

Blue Jays

1. 2b- Roberto Alomar

2. SS- Tony Fernandez

3. DH- Carlos Delgado

4. 1b- Fred Mcgriff

5. RF- Jose Bautista

6. 3b- Josh Donaldson

7. LF- George Bell

8. CF- Vernon Wells

9. C- Russell Martin

P- Roy Halliday

Reds vs Diamondbacks

Diamond backs-

1. Cf- Steve Finley

2. 2b- Ketel Marte

3. 1b- Paul Goldschmidt

4. LF- Luis Gonzalez

5. DH- Justin Upton

6. RF- AJ Pollock

7. 3b- Mark Reynolds

8. C- Miguel Montero

9. SS- Stephen Drew

P- Randy Johnson

Reds

1. 2b- Joe Morgan

2. DH- Pete Rose

3. LF- George Foster

4. C- Johnny Bench

5. 1b- Joey Votto

6. SS- Barry Larkin

7. 3b- Tony Perez

8. RF- Vada Pinson

9. Cf- Eric Davis

P- Jose Rijo

A’s vs Padres

They’re on standbi

Welcome back. If you missed Part 1, see this Link: Part 1 (A-L)

· Madame Mist: “I thought we hired the best.”

· Madcap: “Woah.”, “I… I don’t know.”

· Mage at the Sanctuary: “Excuse me, could we borrow Mr Renn for a while? We’ve got enemies that need transporting straight to the cells.”

· Mahala: “He’s a sore loser. Friendly and charming when he doesn’t see you as a rival, but something else entirely if you’ve just embarrassed him in public.”

· Maksy: “Maksy, please don’t kill me.”

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· Man at the Hotel: “I love you.”

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· Man at Nye’s lab (X): “Sorry I’m late.”

· Man (future): “Please!”

· Man #1 who attacks Valkyrie: “Darquesse killed my daughter. Burned her to nothing. I doubt she even noticed she’d done it.”

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· Man with keys: “You’d better be coming along now, girl.”

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· Mandat: “Kill China Sorrows?”

· Margaret: “I always take so long.”

· Margaret Kennelly: “I know why you’re here.”

· Martin Flanery: “I want the photographer fired.”

· Maverick Reels: “You don’t have to be a-”

· Megan Epithet: “He’s never heard of the Internet?”

· Melancholia: “I am standing here.”

· Melissa Edgley: “We got a call from Gordon’s solicitor.”

· Mellifluous Golding: “Skulduggery. Valkyrie. My day is instantly brighter.”

· Memphis: “What’s an Arbokinetic?”

· Mercy: “I said that. I was worried. Because I care.”

· Merriwyn Hyphenate-Bash: “I don’t recall that you got an appointment, Mr Jones.”

· Mevolent (X): “Have you ever seen a man come back to life before?”

· Mevolent’s assistant (X): “Sergeant Assegai here to see you, sir.”

· Middle-aged woman: “This won’t take a moment.”

· Militsa Gnosis: “Hello! It’s very good to meet you! I’ve heard so much about you, naturally, but it’s so good to finally meet you in t

Pilot on me!!

I was curious if we used modern stats how many players would have won a triple crown. For batting I chose OBP, SLG and RE24 (the best equivalent to RBI) for pitching I chose ERA+, bWAR (best equivalent to wins), and Ks (still a pretty important stat and I needed a counting one to prevent low IP guys). Scroll to the bottom to see why I chose those categories in slightly more depth. This is in no way meant to be perfect or to say these are that these are necessarily the best seasons of all time but it would be a cool way of honoring players going forward.

Annotations:

Asterisk - Probably on steroids. Clemens 1997 season is up for debate but im pretty sure he used. Bonds 1992 and 1993 seasons could be debated but I dont think theres enough evidence to say he did.

Italicized - Won Cy Young

Bold - Won MVP (NA before 1911 and from 1914-1922

WAR- Led league in fWAR and bWAR for either position players or pitchers.

(+ indicates that they lead their league in both bWAR and fWAR for both pitchers and position players)

(++ indicates that they lead the MLB in bWAR and fWAR for both pitchers and position players)

Complete - Won both the traditional triple crown and the sabermetric triple crown

Total- Led MLB in all sabermetric crown categories not just league

Perfect- satisfies the requirements for WAR, Total, and Complete

Immaculate - Fulfills requirements of perfect+ led the MLB in all three traditional categories + lead MLB in bWAR and fWAR

Batting Sabermetric Crown Winners 62

Vladimir Guerrero JR. 2021 AL

Mike Trout 2019 AL

Miguel Cabrera 2013 AL Total

Joey Votto 2010 NL

Joe Mauer 2009 AL

Albert Pujols 2009 NL WAR+

Barry Bonds 2004* NL Total, WAR++

Barry Bonds 2003* NL Total, WAR++

Barry Bonds 2002* NL Total, WAR++

Barry Bonds 2001* NL Total, WAR++

Jason Giambi 2001* AL WAR+

Todd Helton 2000 NL WAR+

Mark McGwire 1998* NL

Larry Walker 1997 NL

Frank Thomas 1994 AL

Barry Bonds 1993 NL WAR

Barry Bonds 1992 NL Total, WAR

Mike Schmidt 1981 NL Total**, WAR++

George Brett 1980 AL Total, WAR+

Fred Lynn 1979 AL WAR+

Joe Morgan 1976 NL Total**,WAR++

Dick Allen 1972 NL WAR

Carl Yastrzemski 1970 AL WAR+

Willie McCovey 1969 NL Total, WAR

Carl Yastrzemski 1967 AL Perfect

Frank Robinson 1966 AL Complete, WAR

Willie Mays 1965 NL Total, WAR++

Willie Mays 1964 NL WAR++

Frank Robinson NL 1962

Mickey Mantle AL 1962

Duke Sni

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

When I got home, they were still there.