Let me start off by saying this is far from optimal, and this is not a recommendation list about how to play FE7, let alone HHM Ironman. I also went into this HHM with the plan to attempt to 1RKO the Fire Dragon with Lucius, because I wanted to. And that guided several decisions I made over the whole game. This is really just for me to celebrate finishing my first HHM Ironman, and gush about my favorite units, all the while hoping I'm not violating rule 8. That being said, this is approximately ordered by how useful each member of the team contributed to my army in my playthrough. And I give explanations about what those contributions were. This was not an efficient playthrough at all, and your results may vary greatly.
With all those disclaimers out of the way, let’s have some fun. General rule is that every unit in D-tier or above I deliberately brought to a level beyond their join chapter. Units in E-tier I did not. Units in F, I did not want to bring to levels the game made me bring them. All units that died were put in Z-tier with the unrecruited, regardless of how useful they’d been while alive.
S - tier:
Okay maybe I showed some blatant favoritism in terms of feeding kills and items to him because of my overall goal in the run, but hear me out. It wasn’t -just- blatant favoritism. It was only about 50% blatant favoritism. 60%. 70% tops.
Lucius: Let’s get the objective truth of my run out of the way first. Lucius got the most kills of any unit.
He had a bit of a slow start, getting some kills fed to him in 17x and taking time to murder people in chapter 20 that technically didn’t need to die for the EXP. As soon as he got back from the Dread Isle, his combat was solid. Both his combat and his utility kept getting better as the game went on for one main reason. There are a lot of mages and status staves in the late game of HHM. Lucius’s best stat outside of Magic is Resistance, meaning all those tomes and status staves were doing nothing to him. Because the Body Rings were reserved for him due to my decision to make this a “Lucius attempts to one-round the final boss” run, he was able to wield heavier Light tomes than he would normally be able to, allowing him to one round more of those mages that couldn’t hurt him.
Having access to Barrier was such a life-saver in so many pla
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| Weapon | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sword | Draug | – | – | – | – | – | 1 |
| Axe | Sheena | – | – | – | – | – | 1 |
| Lance | Effie, Gwendolyn | – | Valbar | – | Benny | – | 4 |
| Total | 4 | – | 1 | – | 1 | – | 6 |
Fliers
| Weapon | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sword | Caeda, Palla | – | – | – | Tanith | – | 3 |
| Axe | Beruka, Camilla, Cherche | – | – | – | – | – | 3 |
| Lance | Catria, Clair, Cordelia, Est, Florina, Shanna, Subaki | Shigure | Thea | Altena, Seteth | Marcia | – | 12 |
| Beast | – | – | Reyson | – | – | – | 1 |
| Total | 12 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | – | 19 |
Cavalry
| Weapon | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sword | Cain, Eliwood, Seth, Stahl | Ares | – | – | – | – | 5 |
| Axe | Frederick, Gunter, Titania | – | – | – | Lex, Vyland | – | 5 |
| Lance | Abel, Jagen, Mathilda, Oscar, Peri, Roderick, Sully | Silas | – | Ferdinand | Roshea | – | 10 |
| Green Tome | Cecilia | – | – | – | – | – | 1 |
| Blue Tome | Reinhardt | L'Arachel | – | – | – | – | 2 |
| Staff | Clarine, Priscilla | Nanna | – | Forrest | – | – | 4 |
| Green Bow | – | – | Python | Rath | – | – | 2 |
| Dagger | – | – | – | Merlinus | – | – | 1 |
| Total | 18 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 3 | – | 30 |
Infantry
| Weapon | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sword | Athena, Chrom, Corrin, Eirika, Fir, Hana, Hinata, Laslow, Lon'qu, Marth, Ogma, Olivia, Roy, Selena, Seliph, Soleil | Silvia | – | – | – | – | 17 |
| Axe | Arthur, Barst, Bartre, Hawkeye, Raven | Libra | Echidna, Ross | Mustafa | Balthus, Basilio | – | 11 |
| Lance | Donnel, Lukas, Oboro | – | – | – | – | – | 3 |
| Bow | Gordin, Jeorge, Klein, Leon, Niles, Rebecca, Setsuna, Virion | – | Norne, Tanya | – | – | – | 10 |
| Dagger | Felicia, Gaius, Jakob, Kagero, Matthew, Saizo | Kaze, Legault, Sothe | Chad, Tethys | – | – | Colm | 12 |
| Red Tome | Henry, Lilina, Raigh, Sophia, Tharja | Morgan | – | Knoll | Erk, Miranda | – | 9 |
| Green Tome | Boey, Merric, Nino | – | – | – | Luthier, Orochi | – | 6 |
| Blue Tome | Mae, Odin, Robin, Tailtiu | – | – | Ilyana | Miriel, Tatiana | – | 7 |
| Staff | Azama, Lachesis, Lissa, Lucius, Maria, Sakura, Serra, Wrys | – | Brady, Mercedes | Emmeryn, Lena, Natasha | Linhardt | – | 14 |
| Dragon | Tiki, Fae, Nowi, Corrin | – | Bantu | – | – | – | 5 |
| Beast | – | – | Mordecai | – | – | – | 1 |
| Total | 63 | 6 | 10 | 6 | 9 | 1 | 95 |
Total
– | 2017 | 2018 | 2019
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
I love making tier lists, and I hope to learn insights I may have failed to consider previously by sharing the ones I make. This list is for an efficient (i.e., no grinding of any kind), Lyn Modeless Hector Hard Mode playthrough. All units are being recruited, and average stats are assumed. Units are ordered within tiers. Marcus is better than Nils/Ninian, for example. I’ll explain my placements below:
S tier: The best of the best. The units in here should come as no surprise to anyone.
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Marcus: Do I really need to explain why he’s the best unit in the game? I hope not, but pre-promote good, 15 Strength good, A/A/B weapon ranks good, 8 movement good. His only real flaws are iffy long-term speed and a lack of wings.
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Nils/Ninian: Dancer good. There may be an argument for them to drop to the top of A, but I tend to put dancers in S tier by default, and I don’t like having Marcus be the sole S tier.
A+ Tier: Great units that have flaws relevant enough to keep them from top tier.
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Heath: If Lyn Mode’s not played, Heath is definitely the best flier, and flying is very good in FE7. Many mid and late-game maps have plenty of terrain that’s bypassed by wings. Promoted Heath picks up promoted Hector (unlike Fiora and Farina), and his stats are amazing once he gets going. He needs some training to become self-sufficient, but he pays off the effort you put into him in spades. You could promote him ASAP to get the most mileage out of him as soon as possible, or you could wait until Chapter 27 and maximize his EXP gain until then to build an OP late-game flier. Either way, Heath good.
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Lowen: Lowen’s stats may not hold up late in the game, but he peaks when the Cavalier/Paladin class peaks. He’s by far the best early-game EXP recipient, and he’s a great choice for an early promotion. Even once he’s promoted, he’ll still have worse Strength than Marcus, but if his role is to be the supporting Paladin rather than the main one, that’s not a huge problem. Between Chapters 22 and 25, Paladins lose relevance a bit in addition to his stats becoming iffy, but he’s still around to rescue-drop at worst.
A- Tier: Good units with more noticeable limitations than the A+ units.
- Florina: Flying alone is great, but she unfortunately lacks the insane performance she has with Lyn Mode. She’s still very helpful, and I think there are some arguments for her in A+, but her iffy combat isn’t something to be ignored. I’m in the boat that
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They just don’t work!
They’re on standbi
