A list of puns related to "Lancaster Jethawks"
I grew up going to Jethawks games and I really want a hat that tells a little bit of a story. Theyβre no longer a team anymore unfortunately and Iβm having trouble finding a hat with their classic logo, the jet flying through the βLβ with the purple brim. Any help is appreciated!
It's all happening!!! Get the hookers ready.
http://i.imgur.com/rb8s3SY.jpg
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
This info has been split up between a lot of different posts, so I thought I'd gather it all in one place for everyone.
Out of organized baseball completely (as of right now)
AA: Jackson Generals
A+: Charlotte Stone Crabs, Florida Fire Frogs, Lancaster JetHawks
A: Lexington Legends, Burlington Bees, West Virginia Power, Clinton Lumberkings, Hagerstown Suns, Kane County Cougars
SS: Lowell Spinners, Staten Island Yankees, Vermont Lake Monsters, Norwich Sea Unicorns, Tri-City Valley Cats, Batavia Muckdogs, Auburn Doubledays, Salem-Keizer Volcanoes
Downgraded to a collegiate summer league
AA: Trenton Thunder
A+: Frederick Keys
SS: Mahoning Valley Scrappers, Williamsport Cross Cutters, State College Spikes, West Virginia Black Bears
R: Bluefield Blue Jays, Princeton Rays, Pulaski Yankees, Burlington Royals, Elizabethton Twins, Danville Braves, Kingsport Mets, Johnson City Cardinals, Bristol Pirates, Greeneville Reds
Downgraded from affiliated to an "MLB Partner League"
R: Idaho Falls Chukars, Great Falls Voyagers, Northern Colorado Owlz (formerly in Orem), Rocky Mountain Vibes, Billings Mustangs, Missoula PaddleHeads, Ogden Raptors, Grand Junction Rockies, Boise Hawks
Moved between organizations/levels
Nashville Sounds: Rangers to Brewers (AAA)
Rochester Red Wings: Twins to Nationals (AAA)
Round Rock Express: Astros to Rangers (AAA)
St. Paul Saints: Independent to Twins AAA
Sugar Land Skeeters: Independent to Astros AAA
San Antonio Missions: Brewers AAA to Padres AA
Wichita Wind Surge: Marlins AAA to Twins AA
Fresno Grizzlies: Nationals AAA to Rockies A
Amarillo Sod Poodles: Padres to Diamondbacks (AA)
Pensacola Blue Wahoos: Twins to Marlins (AA)
Somerset Patriots: Independent to Yankees AA
Charleston RiverDogs: Yankees to Rays (A)
Hudson Valley Renegades: Rays SS to Yankees A+
Quad Cities River Bandits: Astros A to Royals A+
Columbia Fireflies: Mets to Royals (A)
Lansing Lugnuts: Blue Jays A to Athletics A+
Tri-City Dust Devils: Padres SS to Angels A+
Asheville Tourists: Rockies A to Astros A+
Augusta GreenJackets: Giants to Braves (A)
Beloit Snappers: Athletics A to Marlins A+
Wilmington Blue Rocks: Royals to Nationals (A+)
Eugene Emeralds: Cubs SS to Giants A
Spokane Indians: Rangers SS to Rockies A+
Changed levels within the same organization
Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp: AA to AAA
Vancouver Canadians: SS to A+
Aberdeen IronBirds: SS to A+
Everett AquaSox: SS to A+
Brooklyn Cyclones: SS to A+
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
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