A list of puns related to "Lamest Funniest"
Being lame doesn't mean they can't be funny; not all villains have to be Bane or psychotic, and why were they such a source of humor for you?
Dexter's Laboratory had the Orgon Grindor - yes, that's how it was spelt, a humanoid alien who used the power of song for bank robbery, only to get covered in gold from Fort Knox at the end of the episode! It was a weird episode but.... he was defeated easily enough.
Then you have The Red Guy from I Am Weasel, who's voice acting is delightfully camp and done by Charlie Adler, a great VA on cartoons; he keeps switching sides depending on the episode. Satan is good.... or is he?
Most Iconic – Murr Skydiving, Joe Captain Fat Belly, Sal Bingo, Q Feminist Panel
Funniest – Murr Tumblr meeting, Joe Genie does as you wish or fan applying lotion, Sal cutting off sober customers or zoo animal presentation, Q eating donations or ruining baseball autographs or pulling emergency brake
Weakest/lamest – Q Stuck in zoo den, Sal pelted by snowballs on ski lift, Joe painted as rock wall college speech, Murr tied down as motorcyclists jump over
Toughest (personal) Punishment – Q Painting Xes on art canvases, Sal whose phone is ringing, Joe 100 push-ups during broadcast, Murr Skydiving
Most Painful Punishment – Joe Breaking Tables, Q Pregnancy Simulation, Murr Human piñata, Sal hockey goalie slap shots
Most awkward – Murr oiled interview Danica McKellar, Q teaching sex ed to parents, Joe staring at gymgoers, Sal networking with one business card
Most embarrassing – Murr public prostate exam, Sal peeing pants, Q musical for firefighters, Joe N/A (other than challenge kissing girl in front of wife)
Most creative – Murr speech at Yonkers city hall, Joe mall massages dressed as chair, Q messy dining in jeep, Sal playground for seniors presentation
Weirdest – Murr Dracula play, Joe eating 5 eggs during meeting, Q speed dating with turkey legs, Sal Bog Monster
Most cringeworthy – Murr taking cigarettes, Q auction meltdown, Joe biker gang interview, Sal criticizing “low” lunch tips
Scariest/most dangerous – Murr swimming with sharks, Q Alligator wrestling, Sal feeding grizzlies chicken, Joe sumo wrestling in baby costume
Nastiest – Sal rubbing feet with mayo, Murr putting women’s panties on head, Joe sucking a stranger’s toe, Q smelling people’s breath
I know this topic has been brought up before and how obnoxiously cheap they are, but what are some of the funniest and/or lamest ways you've beaten one or more of them?
My personal favorite one is where in the original Fatal Fury, you just throw Geese over and over again.
Also, another funny one is if you play as Kim in Fatal Fury 2, you can inch up next to Krauser and just Hienzan / Flash Kick him over and over again.
Let me know in the comments! (Just a filler to not get this post deleted)
I was listening to an interview from 9/21/1991 just before Nevermind was released. The interviewer was pretty bad and said he saw the video for "Smells OF Teen Spirit" lol. At that point you can see the band turn up the sarcasm and get clever with their responses. Then he asked, "Why did you you name the album Nevermind?" Kurt's response was classic..."So I can avoid answering that question." It just unraveled from there.
background info: i was 19 at the time, white male w/ an italian heritage. sophomore year of college i couldn't live at uconn prime, so i ended up going to the stamford branch. first semester I was in a bunch of classes with this iraqi jewish chick. she was pretty cute, olivey skin tone, black hair, good body proportions, not too fat, not too skinny, nice boobs, came from a relatively wealthy town and a nice neighborhood (Fairfield, CT). anyways, we went out a few times... bowling, to the diner, etc and on our last "date" i asked her out. i had a bad feeling about it so it didn't come as a surprise when she said no, but at the time i was just like wtf? Fast forward to the end of the night, I pull up in front of her home and I'm just dying to know the reason why she turned me down so I asked her (slight paraphrasing): "Why don't you want to go out with me? I just don't understand... I'm nice, I'm smart, I'm relatively good looking... i think... I just want a truthful reason." So she hesitates for a second, looks up at the house and goes "You're not ghetto enough for me."
tl;dr: i wasn't ghetto enough for a wealthy jewish girl
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your goal, make me laugh :P
mine is: "why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate?" because the "P" is silent!
Meaning something along the lines of "I have to wash my hair"
Bonus points for you if you use that excuse to your parents
Welcome to day 14 of my series where I list the funniest, the strangest, and the downright weirdest one-star Google reviews for MLB ballparks: Previously:
Day 11: Edison International Field of Anaheim
Globe Life Field: the newest park in this series of reviews, and so also the lamest. But while there may not be as many reviews, nothing pisses people off more than a new park being built.
#food
> hot dog cost as much as my steak at sizzlin sirloin
> No brisket egg roll anywhere. Complete scam.
> Nacho cheese was horrible
> Pretzel was cold
> Dr Pepper was watered down
> Popcorn was stale.
> Rangers lost 15 to 1
> What a waste.
I keep trying to read this one as a pair of haikus, but the syllables just don't work.
#general weirdness
> New stadium is nice. Long wait times for way overpriced concession stand food is no
... keep reading on reddit ➡I mentioned this already in a comment on a previous post, but CrossFit’s mother was adopted. She’d grown up well and was happy with her adoptive family but like so many adoptees she was curious about her birth family, and after some effort she finally managed to track them down while we were in Afghanistan.
Which led to CrossFit’s discovery that his second cousin’s Facebook was full of his backyard WWE tribute videos. The guy even had a wrestling name and it looked like there were semi-organized backyard shows that he took part in fairly often. (Although ‘semi-organized’ was being kind: when I say backyard I literally mean that it looks like they had a homemade ring and some chairs set out in somebody’s backyard)
So, no shit, naturally we created a fake Facebook profile and CrossFit started talking shit to his cousin. I don’t remember what the guy’s wrestling name was, so I’m just gonna go with The Great Cornholio. If memory serves (which is debatable at this point) CrossFit messed with this guy for weeks, talking shit about how bad a wrestler he was, telling him his wrestling name was stupid, and of course insulting his wrestling fashion choices… because The Great Cornholio was dedicated enough that he had a whole wardrobe of flamboyant costumes.
Winding somebody up like this is endlessly entertaining but you can’t let it stagnate, and eventually CrossFit realized he needed to escalate it. Stopping a joke early just wasn’t our unit’s style. He decided that what was needed was to make some of our own shitty WWE-style fights to up the ante, which is how The Private and your not-so-humble narrator found ourselves putting together the most obviously ad hoc wrestling costumes posible to stage fake pictures of a Rumble in the ‘Stan to post on CrossFit’s fake Facebook.
I don’t remember exactly what The Private was wearing, but I know I had Army PT shorts on that I’d rolled and tucked up into the liner so they were more speedo-like, some sort of cape, army-issued goggles, and… an LBV(?)
We took several staged pictures of the lamest wrestling event ever, just two regular looking dudes tussling in front of a ‘crowd’ of maybe ten guys max in a dingy, dirty room in Afghanistan—and for some reason it was one of the funniest things we did that whole week. After the photographic evidence, we actually did wrestle a litt
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Hello Reddit! I would first like to preface with the fact that I am by no means a writer, I am just an avid beard hater here to share my story. I have been listening to ReddX almost daily, and I realized that I too, although unfortunately, had a Beard story to share. Sorry in advance for the bad formatting. Let’s jump right into the cast! (Names have been, of course, changed)
OP: That’s yours truly, dear readers. Female lifeguard, 18 at the time, avid swimmer, I’ve been on the swim team since I was 11. As you can imagine from an athlete, I’m in good shape, 5’9, long strawberry blonde hair, and kinda thin but definitely muscular. I lifeguard year-round at an indoor pool, and seasonally on the beach. I also have a job working at a restaurant, I don’t necessarily need it, but it gives me more hours.
SwimmerBeard: The beard, the myth, the legend. The antagonist of this saga, looks like the average beard, comically overweight, but I have the pleasure of having to see him in a bathing suit. Smells as if you mixed sour cream, vinegar, and just a dash of chlorine when seen at the pool. His brunette matted grease hair was paired like fine wine with his aggressive acne problems. ( I don’t have a problem with any of these features, but with his personality and general beardness, you get the idea)
Ann: Lifeguarding buddy! She is absolutely wonderful, we always have similar shifts together. She’s 5’6, short black hair in a pixie cut, in shape, but not a swimmer, she’s a runner. Somehow always energetic, even on our early ass 5 am shifts.
Meg: Indoor Pool receptionist, she’s extremely sweet, but pretty quiet during work hours. She’s in college at the time, so she was usually studying when there wasn't anyone up front to help out.
Divers on your mark…
We open in a beach town on the East Coast of the US. I'm waking up at 4:30 for my opening shift at the indoor pool. I wish i could say that the air felt different, as if something was forthcoming, but it was like any other day I opened, dark sky, salty breeze as i walked to my car. Once I got to the pool, I had to do all the morning maintenance with Ann, cheery as ever. We check the pumps, chemicals, water temp, all the boring stuff, then pull the dreaded pool covers out of the water.
Our pool does lap swimming reservations by the hour, and we open at 6 for patrons to start swimming. The first hour was the same as always, our regulars that work a 9-5 getting in their morning laps, none are particularly chatty
... keep reading on reddit ➡Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
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