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Tina Marie Janose was born on February 15, 1968, and grew up in Polk County, Florida. Her maternal family had deep roots in the area and lived in central Florida for over two decades. Tinaβs parents divorced in 1979 and her father moved to Michigan.
In 1981, 13-year-old Tina was living with her mother and two younger siblings in the small town of Wahneta, FL. She was in the eighth grade at Dennison Junior High School, where she played the flute in the school band. She was described as βone of the sweetest girls in the neighborhoodβ, with a big heart and a strong love for animals.
On the afternoon of Friday, October 30, 1981, Tina walked home from Dennison Junior High School and met her 7-year-old brother, Chet, on the way to the familyβs mobile home on Spires Road. She spent the afternoon in the backyard, taking care of her beloved pet rabbits. It wasnβt uncommon for a stray cat or raccoon to try to get into the rabbit hutch, so Tina spent a lot of her free time making sure her rabbits remained safe and cared for.
Later that evening, Tinaβs mother, Laguan, arrived home with one of Tinaβs favorite meals for dinner; a bucket of fried chicken from Kentucky Fried Chicken. Laguanβs boyfriend, Jimmie, also joined the family and ended up staying the night. Laguan and Jimmie usually slept in the room located on one side of the mobile home, while the children slept in their rooms on the other side. Tina shared a room with her 3-year-old sister, Lisa.
After finishing dinner, the family watched horror movies in the living room. It wasnβt uncommon for Tina and her brother to stay up late over the weekend and fall asleep in the living room instead of their bedrooms. This Friday night before Halloween was no exception and the family watched movies, ate junk food, and discussed plans for the next dayβs Halloween festivities.
Sometime between midnight and 1 a.m. on Saturday, October 31, the family finished the scary movie marathon and Tina kissed her mother good-night. This is the last confirmed sighting of Tina, and the last time Laguan saw her daughter alive.
At 7 a.m., Laguan woke up to the sound of her daughter, Lisa, crying in the living room. Laguan got Lisa up and took her to Tinaβs room so Lisa could snuggle with her big sister. When Laguan opened the bedroom door, she made the horrible realization that her daughter was not in her bed. She frantically searched the home, but could not find Tina anywhere. She continued searching the area while Jimmie went
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
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