A list of puns related to "La La"
Cantaloupe
It was my first time seeing an ant elope.
Mass over volume.
Did You Knowβ¦
In Las Vegas there are more Catholic Churches than casinos. Not surprisingly some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed In.
This is done by the chip monks.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
It earned the nickname Sin City!
Celine Dijon
And here I thought John Cena looks more like a snacc.
He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.
DilEmma
Because anywhere you go, it takes 4 or 5 hours
It is sin City after all
I said, "Y, yes! I do know it!"
But it was a Mirage...
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Next to Dennyβs.
The chips tasted of plastic.
What happens if you are in a plane above Los Angeles, and when you look out the window there are no clouds beneath you?U C L A
This voluptius Asian came over and I asked for a lap dance.While she was doing her thing,I asked her,"What nationality are you?"
She replied,"I'm half black and half Thai.
I then said,"Oh,I didn't realize this was a Black Tie affair.
Edit: True story.
Husband: βLa vieβ
I would just be testing the waters.
Ha Ha Ha Ha
They often decked out.
Cantaloupe.
I stepped into my fav casino, and went to the roulette tables.
I laid out my tokens on the table, only choosing even numbers....
It seems the odds are against me
NV.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
Cantaloupe.
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