What fruit is not allowed in any Las Vegas Wedding Chapels?

Cantaloupe

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I was driving through Las Vegas when I saw an ant riding a gazelle to a wedding chapel.

It was my first time seeing an ant elope.

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Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?

Mass over volume.

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The churches in Las Vegas

Did You Know…

In Las Vegas there are more Catholic Churches than casinos. Not surprisingly some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed In.

This is done by the chip monks.

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What's the difference between Las Vegas and Wuhan?

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atg_gta
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I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..

It earned the nickname Sin City!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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A singer known for her show in Las Vegas has introduced a line of gourmet mustard...

Celine Dijon

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Vamos a la paplaya!
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Pasta la Vista
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La-da-da-da La-da-da-da Hellmo's World!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KindOfAnnoying854
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(la) Cena in Spanish means "the dinner"

And here I thought John Cena looks more like a snacc.

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Did you hear about the musician who went to the La Brea Tar pits and chucked butter into it?

He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aortic_Bacon
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What should be the 2017 Oscars La la Land - Moonlight controversy renamed as?

DilEmma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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LA traffic is reminding me why it's called the 405

Because anywhere you go, it takes 4 or 5 hours

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I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles

It is sin City after all

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Donald Quixote de la Dementia
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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My Mexican friend asked, "ΒΏConoces la letra 25 del alfabeto?"

I said, "Y, yes! I do know it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I had been lost in Las Vegas for days, wandering the streets. Up ahead, I thought I saw my hotel...

But it was a Mirage...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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La La Land

https://preview.redd.it/vqrhmb5n0p041.png?width=1508&format=png&auto=webp&s=0014f34cd14db921a6d037b7f7d1801d888a15de

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I’m going to open an ice cream shop in Texas called *Remember the A La Mode*.
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OOO LA-LA
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Pasta la vista baby
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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Seen in down town Las Vegas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesometoenails
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Lego-las. Crosspost from r/lotr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cakedozer45
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What does La Quinta mean in Spanish?

Next to Denny’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brookermusic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Had an awful meal at a casino in Las Vegas

The chips tasted of plastic.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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If you're in a plane above LA...

What happens if you are in a plane above Los Angeles, and when you look out the window there are no clouds beneath you?U C L A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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hasta la vista
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesomeus-
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Nobody's Walken in LA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobiastheowl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I was at a gentlemans club in Las vegas...

This voluptius Asian came over and I asked for a lap dance.While she was doing her thing,I asked her,"What nationality are you?"

She replied,"I'm half black and half Thai.

I then said,"Oh,I didn't realize this was a Black Tie affair.

Edit: True story.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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LA has terrible traffic
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Lego-las
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheInfernoCheese
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Free ourselves from the patrolocracy! Viva la Revolupun! reddit.com/r/the_revolupu…
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Wife: β€œC’est la vie...”

Husband: β€œLa vie”

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I don’t think I could commit to a job being a taster at La Croix.

I would just be testing the waters.

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La Cost of this t-shirt was suspiciously low.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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Tortilator: Pasta la vista

Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Card dealers in Las Vegas are quite rich.

They often decked out.

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Got thrown out of a Parisian restaurant called 'La Guerre' because they didn't believe I could speak French. This means war, I said.
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English is the crème de la crème of all languages.
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What fruit cannot get married in Las Vegas?

Cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minotard
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Went to Las Vegas

I stepped into my fav casino, and went to the roulette tables.

I laid out my tokens on the table, only choosing even numbers....

It seems the odds are against me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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Las Vegas is known as β€œSin City”, but which sin does it represent?

NV.

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What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas ?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What is Las Vegas’ least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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