Kōji Yamazaki Puns

#2027 | DEFENSE OF JAPAN | REVIEW OF NATIONAL STRATEGY

Defense of Japan - 2025

Defense of Japan - 2022

>PREAMBLE

>>The Defense of Japan remains the defining White Paper for Japanese National Doctrine as it relates to defense and national preparedness. While the DOJ-2025 document covered a specific case study relating to the War for San Fernando, the DOJ-2027 will be more of a return to tradition as we cover doctrine, the ongoing health of the Japanese Defense Industry, Branch Structure and Alterations, and etcetera. To that extent, this white paper while brief in nature, should seek to act as establishing Japan's future outlook and plan, as it relates to National Preparedness, Capability, and Defense.

##The Japanese Self Defense Forces (JSDF) - 2027

>The Japanese Self Defense Forces represents the entire military capabilities of Japan, divided into three distinct branches including the Japanese Ground Self-Defense Forces (JGSDF), the Japanese Maritime Self-Defense Forces (JMSDF), and Japanese Air Self-Defense Forces (JASDF). All three distinct branches are equally responsible for ensuring they uphold their aspect of Japanese security and with the letting go over nearly 1.4 million personnel, it is important now more than ever that each Branch operates in harmony as outlined in the New Kantai Kessen Theory of Defense.

###Structure of the JSDF - 2027

Structurally - as a result of the recent reductions, the following alterations have been made.

Basic Info

• Commander-in-Chief: The Prime Minister (in this case, Ishikawa Rei)
• Ceremonial Head of the Military: His Imperial Majesty
• Military Authority: C-in-C > Minister of Defense > as advised by the Chief of Staff, Joint Staff.
• Minister of Defense: Abe Shinzo
• Chief of Staff, Joint Staff: Kōji Yamazaki
• Branch Chief of Staffs/Service Branches
• Chief of Staff of the Japan Ground Self-Defense Force: Kiichiro Araki
• **Chief of Staff o

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Note: Any wing spiker or pinch server with a non-specified position is assumed to be an outside hitter for the sake of this post.

Setters:

• Aikichi Suwa (177.8cm/70.3kg)
• Atsumu Miya (183.6cm/73.3kg)
• Eita Semi (179.5cm/70.5kg)
• Ibuki Natsuse (174cm/???kg)
• Isumi Sakishima (174.3cm/61.8kg)
• Itaru Shiramine (181.2cm/71.8kg)
• Kaname Moniwa (176.3cm/67.5kg)
• Kanji Koganegawa (193cm/80.2kg)
• Kazumasa Hanayama (176.6cm/68.5kg)
• Keiji Akaashi (183cm/70.7kg)
• Kenjirō Shirabu (174.8cm/64.4kg)
• Kenma Kozume (170cm/58.3kg)
• Kōshi Sugawara (174.6cm/63.5kg)
• Liam Tokura (173cm/???kg)
• Michiru Usuri (182.2cm/70.5kg)
• Sakae Echigo (183.2cm/71.5kg)
• Shigeru Yahaba (181.9cm/69kg)
• Shūichi Anahori (177cm/???kg)
• Takeharu Futamata (178.5cm/65.5kg)
• Tamahiko Teshiro (172.2cm/59.2kg)
• Tobio Kageyama (181.9cm/66.3kg)
• Tsukasa Iizuna (181.4cm/69.5kg)
• Tōru Oikawa (184.3cm/72.2kg)
• Yoshiharu Haga (174cm/???kg)
• Yuzuru Komaki (173.5cm/61.3kg)
• Average Stats (178.5cm/67.9kg)

Middle Blockers:

• Akihiko Seguro (186.7cm/75.3kg)
• Ayumu Moritake (185cm/???kg)
• Eiji Makado (180cm/???kg)
• Eikichi Chigaya (193.2cm/78.5kg)
• Hisahiko Wakura (186.4cm/73.3kg)
• Issei Matsukawa (187.9cm/73.8kg)
• Jingo Fukiage (186.3cm/73.3kg)
• Kazuhito Narita (180.9cm/70.2kg)
• Kazuma Bobata (185.9cm/71.8kg)
• Kazuma Chaya (180cm/???kg)
• Kazuyoshi Bessho (186.7cm/73.4kg)
• Kei Tsukishima (190.1cm/68.4kg)
• Keisuke Unnan (190.3cm/79.8kg)
• Kōji Hiroo (185.5cm/70.8kg)
• Lev Haiba (196cm/79.7kg)
• Nobuyoshi Īzaka (186.2cm/76.5kg)
• Nozomu Mami (190.4cm/84.2kg)
• Ren Ōmimi (191.5cm/80.5kg)
• Rikuto Shibuya (182cm/???kg)
• Rintarō Suna (185.7cm/73.2kg)
• Ryosei Kai (192.2cm/82.4kg)
• Sachirō Hirugami (190.4cm/80.8kg)
• Satori Tendō (187.7cm/71.1kg)
• Shōyō Hinata (164.2cm/51.9kg)
• Sōma Oyasu (186cm/???kg)
• Tadashi Yamaguchi (180cm/63kg)
• Taichi Kawanishi (188.3cm/74kg)
• Takanobu Aone (192cm/88.2kg)
• Tatsuki Washio (188cm/80.5kg)
• Teppei Naruko (184.7cm/70.2kg)
• Tetsurō Kuroo (188cm/75.3kg)
• Tomonari Shiga (187.2cm/80.2kg)
• Tsuyoshi Matsushima (186.2cm/68.8kg)
• Tōgo Iwamuro (185.7cm/71.8kg)
• Wataru Onaga (193cm/81.1kg)
• Yasushi Kamasaki (186.8cm/82.2kg)
• Yoshiaki Nurukawa (182cm/???kg)
• Yoshitomo Atema (187.3cm/70.5kg)
• Yumeto Nagamatsu (189cm/???kg)
• Yūtarō Kindaichi (190cm/74.3kg)
• Average Stats (186.7cm/74.8kg)

Outside Hitters:

• Aoi Himekawa (173.2cm/61.5kg)
• Aran Ojiro (184.7cm/80.2kg)
• Asahi Azumane (186.4cm/75.2kg)
• Chikara Ennoshita (176.1cm

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

[Removed]

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

#2022 | DEFENSE OF JAPAN | REVIEW OF THE NATIONAL STRATEGY

M: Roll Response

>PREAMBLE

>>The Defense of Japan remains the defining White Paper for Japanese national doctrine as it relates to defense and national preparedness. While in past years - the focus has been placed on Japanese capabilities, the inclusion of vast amounts of new technologies, lands, and peoples has dramatically shifted the nature of the Defense of Japan White Paper. To that extent, this white paper while brief in nature, should seek to act as establishing Japan's future outlook and plan, as it relates to National Preparedness, Capability, and Defense.

##The Japanese Self Defense Forces (JSDF) - 2022

>The Japanese Self Defense Forces represents the entire military capabilities of Japan, divided into three distinct branches including the Japanese Ground Self-Defense Forces (JGSDF), the Japanese Maritime Self-Defense Forces (JMSDF), and Japanese Air Self-Defense Forces (JASDF). All three distinct branches are equally responsible for ensuring they uphold their aspect of Japanese security, and with the inclusion of over 240,000 new army-infantry, 1.9 million reserves, and countless other personnel in the JASDF, JMSDF + equipment, we are acutely aware of the future problems which now placate our force.

###Results of the National Preparedness Evaluations

>The results of the National Preparedness Evaluations have left much to be desired. Primarily, we have evaluated all three branches following the inclusion of the new manpower and equipment, to discover several key and significant areas which now represent major challenges to be overcome by the expanding JSDF. These areas included,

>>1. Decentralization outside of the "Core JSDF" and "auxiliary" forces.

>>Unfortunately, while the JSDF and American inherited forces are extremely centralized - the same cannot be said for the Taiwanese and Filipino forces, which remain far more decentralized as it relates now to their application under the JSDF. These forces, especially those of the former Philippines while excelling in morale, enthusiasm of defense, and patriotism - lack when it comes to conventional warfare. Despite excelling in close-combat, jungle warfare, and urban insurgent warfare - the Philippines represents a uniquel