A list of puns related to "Kyiv Governorate"
Since some individuals like to speculate on relations with Russia, I've decided to make a post and tell in details the history of Russian-Armenian relations.
This short post is going to be divided into several historic periods:
In part 1 I will look at first and second periods.
Let's get started
Middle Ages/Moscovia.
The very first time the presence of Armenians is mentionned in the 9th century in Kievian Rus' in historical chronicles. The Kievo-Pecher Patericon tells a story of debate on medical treatement between Agapetus of the Kiev Caves (Orthodox Christian saint and doctor, as well as a monk in Kiev Pechersk Lavra) and Armenian doctor. According to chronicles, Armenian doctors' diagnosis turns out to be wrong and his patients miraclously recover from all their diseases after they receive treatement from Agapetus. When Armenian gets ill and has three days to live, same Agapetus treats him and cures him. According to Patericon this impressed Armenian doctor so much that he became monk in Kyiv Pechersk Lavra.
But that's chronciles.
it is believed, that Armenians had influenced architecture of some buildings and monuments in Vladimir Suzdal as they have traits that make them looks close to Armenian ornaments. Some suggest that happened because Armenian masters took part in their construction. No less important, is the fact that Gregory the Illuminator had special respect in Novgorod, where he was depicted on icons.
Armenians and their settlements are also mentioned to be in areas surrounding Volga river during Golden Horde's reign somewhere around late 13th century. Armenian presence can be seen in toponyms of the that area as one of mountains on the right bank of Volga near city Samara has name of mount Kabackaya/Armenyanskaya (Armenian).
The flow of Armenians to Russia intensifies when Ottomans, Persians and Turkic nomadic tribes finally destroy Armenian state and capture Western and Eastern Armenia. Many refugees found shelter in Moscow when they had founded Armenian settlements. Most of Armenians were skilled doctors, goldsmiths or craftsmen. Armenians in Russia during Ivan IV (also known as Ivan the Terrible) rule enjoyed exclusive priviledges for they as they contributed to
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It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
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Bob
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