A list of puns related to "Kurt Wimmer"
I can't seem to find this script and it's one of my favourite movies, I would really like to see how it's structured. Thank you in advance.
Edit: I found a pdf link to a version of the script if anyone is interested. https://wikileaks.org/sony/docs/03_03/Mktrsch/Market%20Research/Scripts/Released/Salt%20up%20to%204th%20yellow.pdf
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Yes, the one where Milla Jovovich plays a one-woman vampire army determined to take out the government within the aftermath of a pandemic that turned people into vampires deserves a second chance. People at the time wrote it off for being dull, eye-gouging, and ridiculous. I can understand a fair amount of people writing it off under those terms, but Iβm rather surprised thatβs what almost everyone thinks about it. I thought it was a barrel of fun--genuinely enjoyable, not so-bad-itβs-good, and one of the more impressive action flicks Iβve seen given its big-budgeted indie production.
True, the look of the movie is very artificial and the backgrounds are very low-poly in design, but the movieβs suspension of disbelief is so effective that the look of the film becomes charming and uniquely beautiful in its own way (not unlike, say, Speed Racer two years later). The way scenes are composed of boldly defined colours and fast-paced movement, coupled with director Kurt Wimmerβs signature approach to martial arts (he calls it Gun Kata, also seen in Equilibrium) makes for a pretty intoxicating blend of East-Asian choreography (it definitely feels broader than The Matrix despite what people suggest) and flashy but fully committed MTV pacing and visuals. The action sequences may be over-the-top, but given that this film exists in its own special universe, seeing elaborate stunts like the motorcycle chase or the climactic flaming katana showdown (which Wimmer reportedly wanted to use in Equilibrium but couldnβt due to budget constraints) make for a good time.
No, itβs not perfect--but donβt blame Wimmer. It really seemed that the film was meant to be his magnum opus given the intense level of care that went into it (the IMDb trivia page is especially worth reading), but Sony apparently didnβt like the rest of the film and had about a quarter of it excised into something that was...Iβll say passably comprehensible (the only real nag in understanding the narrative comes in the end of the second act, to be honest, which is just jarring). The unrated version restores about five minutes of that footage (explaining the vampire aspects of the film) but given what else was left out from the film (and the fact that the movie went out with unfinished visuals, which isnβt really nagging aside from the obvious blue/green screen when Violet is about to drive her motorcycle into a heli
... keep reading on reddit β‘Started as 4 Morgan McClure car from 1983-2007
McClure swapped owners/points with James Finch before 2007 Las Vegas race, Daytona 500 attempt and California attempt count under McClure. 09 owner was Larry McClure now, they attempted 5 more races in 2007
In 2008 #09 return to Phoenix Racing and James Finch as the owner. Ran 2008, ran from 2008-2011 Charlotte I
Finch swapped to the #51 after 2011 Charlotte I , remained #51 from 2011 Kansas I-2013 Atlanta II
Hscott brought Finch team in the summer of 13 and ran #51 from 2013 Richmond II-2015,
Hscott changed 15 to 51 Hscott in 2016, #51 Hscott receiving a charter for being full time from 2013-2015.
Hscott sold the charter to Premium for 2017 season, Premium ran the 15 from 2017-2020 Phoenix I,
Rick Ware brought Premium after 2020 Phoenix I, has been RWR 15 since 2020 Darlington I
Unknown if 15 charter going stay or be leased
4 Morgan McClure - Mark Martin/Connie Saylor/Tommy Ellis/Lennie Pond/ Joe Ruttman/Lake Speed/Phil Parsons/Rick Wilson/Ernie Irvan/Jimmy Hensley/Joe Nemechek/Jeff Purvis/ Sterling Marlin/Bobby Hamilton/Rich Bickle/Robby Gordon/ Bobby Hamilton, Jr./Kevin Lepage/Mike Skinner/Johnny Miller/P.J. Jones/Johnny Sauter/Stacy Compton/Brett Bodine/ Robert Pressley/Jimmy Spencer/Mike Wallace/John Andretti/Todd Bodine/Scott Wimmer/Ward Burton (1983-2007 California I) (14 wins)
09 Morgan-McClure/Phoenix Racing - Mike Wallace/Sterling Marlin (2007 Las Vegas-2007 Homestead) (25th Phoenix II 2007)
09 Phoenix - Sterling Marlin/David Stremme/Mike Bliss/Aric Almirola/David Gilliland/Ron Fellows/Brad Keselowski/Jan Magnussen/Bobby Labonte/Landon Cassill/ Terry Cook/Bill Elliott (2008-2011 Charlotte I) (1 win)
51 Phoenix - Mike Bliss/Boris Said/Landon Cassill/David Reutimann/Regan Smith/Kurt Busch/Austin Dillon/Bobby Labonte/Jacques Villeneuve/Owen Kelly/Brendan Gaughan/Ryan Truex/A.J. Allmendinger (3rd Sonoma 2012)
51 Hscott - Ryan Truex/Michael McDowell/Kyle Larson/Justin Allgaier (2013 Richmond II-2015) (8th Bristol I 2015)
Owners Point Finish
2016 - 28th
2017 34th*
2018 32nd
2019 33rd
2020 32nd
2021 36th*
Avg Finish
2016 23.6 (7th Talladaga I)
2017 29.5 (8th Daytona I)
2018 28th (18th Texas I)
2019 32.1 (10th Daytona I)
2020 29.7 (9th Talladaga II)
2021 32.1 (22nd Martinsville I)
Drivers
Ross Chastain (67 races) (10th Daytona I 2019)
Clint Bowyer (36 races) (7th Talladega 2016)
Brennan Poole (35 races) (9th Talladega I 2020)
Ree
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West Ham United scorers: Declan Rice (29'), SaΓ―d Benrahma (90'+4')
Venue: London Stadium
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West Ham United
Alphonse Areola, Issa Diop, Craig Dawson, Aaron Cresswell, Ben Johnson, Nikola Vlasic (Manuel Lanzini), Declan Rice, Mark Noble (TomΓ‘s Soucek), Michail Antonio (Jarrod Bowen), SaΓ―d Benrahma, Andriy Yarmolenko (Pablo Fornals).
Subs: Darren Randolph, Lukasz Fabianski, Angelo Ogbonna, Kurt Zouma, Arthur Masuaku, Ajibola Alese, Alex KrΓ‘l, Jamal Baptiste.
^____________________________
Rapid Vienna
Paul Gartler, Kevin Wimmer, Leo Greiml (Filip Stojkovic), Maximilian Ullmann (Jonas Auer), Emanuel Aiwu, Christoph KnasmΓΌllner, Srdjan Grahovac, Dejan Petrovic (Robert Ljubicic), Ercan Kara (Marco GrΓΌll), Taxiarchis Fountas (Koya Kitagawa), Kevin Arase.
Subs: Maximilian Hofmann, Thorsten Schick, Bernhard Unger, Thierno Ballo, Niklas Hedl.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
44' Srdjan Grahovac Yellow Card
57' Leo Greiml (Rapid Vienna) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
62' Substitution, Rapid Vienna. Marco GrΓΌll replaces Ercan Kara.
62' On: Koya Kitagawa|Off: Taxiarchis Fountas
62' Substitution, West Ham United. Jarrod Bowen replaces Michail Antonio.
62' On: Manuel Lanzini|Off: Nikola Vlasic
62' Substitution, West Ham United. Tomas Soucek replaces Mark Noble.
62' On: Filip Stojkovic|Off: Leo Greiml
74' Substitution, Rapid Vienna. Jonas Antonius Auer replaces Maximilian Ullmann.
76' On: Pablo Fornals|Off: Andriy Yarmolenko
81' On: Robert Ljubicic|Off: Dejan Petrovic
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Any errors, especially with 90s Busch series let me know and Iβll fix it
Dw, Steve Grissom, and Travis Kvapil really benefit from this rule
Past champion was discontinued in cup in 2016, Bobby Labonte will be last one to use one
Cup Series
Best Finish
2008 2 Kurt Busch - 2nd (Daytona 500)
1995 3 Dale Earnhardt - 2nd (Charlotte II)
1995 94 Bill Elliott- 5th (Talladega II)
1993 17 Darrell Waltrip - 6th (Bristol II)
1994 5 Terry Labonte - 9th (Richmond I)
1998 35 Darrell Waltrip - 13th (Indy)
1997 2 Rusty Wallace - 13th (Michigan II)
2011 32 Terry Labonte - 15th (Daytona 500)
2008 45 Terry Labonte - 16th (Daytona II)
1991 43 Richard Pettty - 16th (North Wilkesboro I)
2006 96 Terry Labonte - 17th (Atlanta I)
1998 1 Darrell Waltrip - 17th (Charlotte I)
2007 21 Bill Elliott- 18th (Atlanta II)
1994 11 Bill Elliott - 19th (Daytona II)
1999 66 Darrell Waltrip - 20th (Atlanta I)
2010 71 Bobby Labonte - 21st (Bristol I)
2006 44 Terry Labonte - 21st (Charlotte II)
2007 44 Dale Jarrett - 22nd (Daytona 500)
2015 32 Bobby Labonte - 24th (Daytona 500)
2009 66 Terry Labonte - 24th (Daytona 500)
2006 00 Bill Elliott - 25th (Homestead)
2011 46 Bill Elliott - 26th (Talladega I)
2007 55 Terry Labonte - 30th (Indy)
2006 37 Bill Elliott - 31st (Phoenix II)
2009 08 Terry Labonte - 33rd (Indy)
2011 38 Terry Labonte - 34th (Watkins Glen)
2014 37 Bobby Labonte - 37th (Indy)
2010 09 Bobby Labonte - 38th (Fontana II)
2010 26 Bill Elliott - 40th (Talladega II)
2011 23 Terry Labonte - 41st (Indy)
In order when it was used
1991 43 Richard Petty (Bristol I)
1991 43 Richard Petty (North Wilkesboro I) 2
1991 43 Richard Petty (North Wilkesboro II) 3
1993 17 Darrell Waltrip (Bristol I)
1994 5 Terry Labonte (Richmond I)
1994 17 Darrell Waltrip (Bristol I) 2
1994 11 Bill Elliott (Charlotte I)
1994 11 Bill Elliott (Daytona II) 2
1994 11 Bill Elliott (Atlanta II) 3
1995 94 Bill Elliott (Daytona II) 4
1995 94 Bill Elliott (Talladega II) 5
1995 3 Dale Earnhardt (Charlotte II)
1996 2 Rusty Wallace (Daytona 500)
1996 17 Darrell Waltrip (Talladaga I) 3
1996 2 Rusty Wallace (Charlotte I) 2
1996 17 Darrell Waltrip (Charlotte II) 4
1997 3 Dale Earnhardt (Darlington I) 3
1997 17 Darrell Waltrip (Bristol I) 5
1997 17 Darrell Waltrip (Talladaga I) 6
1997 3 Dale Earnhardt (Dover I) 4
1997 17 Darrell Waltrip (Michigan I) 7
1997 2 Rusty Wallace (Indy) 3
1997 2 Rusty Wallace (Michigan II) 4
1997 2 Rusty Wallace (Darlington II) 5
1997 5 Terry Lab
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
It really does, I swear!
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
#FT: West Ham United 2-0 Rapid Vienna
West Ham United scorers: Declan Rice (29'), SaΓ―d Benrahma (90'+4')
Venue: London Stadium
Auto-refreshing reddit comments link
West Ham United
Alphonse Areola, Issa Diop, Craig Dawson, Aaron Cresswell, Ben Johnson, Nikola Vlasic (Manuel Lanzini), Declan Rice, Mark Noble (TomΓ‘s Soucek), Michail Antonio (Jarrod Bowen), SaΓ―d Benrahma, Andriy Yarmolenko (Pablo Fornals).
Subs: Darren Randolph, Lukasz Fabianski, Angelo Ogbonna, Kurt Zouma, Arthur Masuaku, Ajibola Alese, Alex KrΓ‘l, Jamal Baptiste.
^____________________________
Rapid Vienna
Paul Gartler, Kevin Wimmer, Leo Greiml (Filip Stojkovic), Maximilian Ullmann (Jonas Auer), Emanuel Aiwu, Christoph KnasmΓΌllner, Srdjan Grahovac, Dejan Petrovic (Robert Ljubicic), Ercan Kara (Marco GrΓΌll), Taxiarchis Fountas (Koya Kitagawa), Kevin Arase.
Subs: Maximilian Hofmann, Thorsten Schick, Bernhard Unger, Thierno Ballo, Niklas Hedl.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
44' Srdjan Grahovac Yellow Card
57' Leo Greiml (Rapid Vienna) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
62' Substitution, Rapid Vienna. Marco GrΓΌll replaces Ercan Kara.
62' On: Koya Kitagawa|Off: Taxiarchis Fountas
62' Substitution, West Ham United. Jarrod Bowen replaces Michail Antonio.
62' On: Manuel Lanzini|Off: Nikola Vlasic
62' Substitution, West Ham United. Tomas Soucek replaces Mark Noble.
62' On: Filip Stojkovic|Off: Leo Greiml
74' Substitution, Rapid Vienna. Jonas Antonius Auer replaces Maximilian Ullmann.
76' On: Pablo Fornals|Off: Andriy Yarmolenko
81' On: Robert Ljubicic|Off: Dejan Petrovic
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