Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
After a long hiatus, your weekly list of fun things to do in Dallas this week is BACK.
As I did pre-pandemic, I plan to make a new list every week. For those not familiar, there are multi-day events at the top, a section of anytime exhibits and current theatre offerings, events for every day of the week, plus links to other things to do lists at the bottom of the page. If I missed an event this week, please add it in the comments.
If you’d like to make sure your event is included in the list, or if you’d just like to help or contribute, see the instructions at the bottom of the page. If you’d like to throw a tip my way, you can do it via CasApp, here. My favorite thing is when people reply and say they attended an event and had a great time or share that they’ve attended a similar previous event and what it was like.
Have a great week, y’all!
Multi-day & Weekend Events
July 12-14 | Josee The Tiger And The Fish | Angelika Dallas
July 15-18 | Dallas Card Show | Delta Hotels by Marriott Dallas, Allen
July 16-18 | Texas Coin Show | Grapevine Convention Center
July 16-18 and weekends through August | NERF Challenge Dallas | Centennial Hall, Fair Park
July 16-18 | FREE Texas Mineral and Fossil Show | Embassy Suites by Hilton Frisco Conference Center
July 17-18 | Loco for Coconuts Party | Truck Yard Dallas and Truck Yard The Colony (FB links)
July 17-18 | naked (a staged reading) | Amphibian Stage, Fort Worth
Nightly through July 31 | Rooftop Cinema Club Summer Series Movies | Dallas Heritage Village
Local Exhibits
FREE Captivating Beauty by Rebecca Guy at the Bathhouse Cultural Center through July 17
FREE CASA Parade of Playhouses at Northpark Center through July 25
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They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
