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Indhake two x india subreddit oka ganta sepu scroll chesa. Mundhu vallu oorike chinnadhaniki peddadhaniki scene chestaru ani anukuntunde. Kani ippudu konni posts concerning ga anipinchay.

Nenu college lo unnappudu oka ammayini thana hostel varaku follow ayya. Oka padhi padhihenu sarlu. Fml. Maa college ammaye thanu. Aameki idhi thelusu. Thana ni follow avuthu elagaina matladali ani anukune vadini. Intha lo thana hostel vachedi. Nenu venakki vellipoyevadini. Ma friends evaru cheppale idhi correct kadhu ra ani. Naku kuda appudu theliyale. Naku bad intentions em lekunde. Naku aame tho just friend avudam, tharuvatha iddariki nachithe girlfriend cheskundam anukunna. Nenu aameki message chesa, follow avuthunna ani bad ga anukoku, just matladadaniki, friend avudhamani follow ayya ani. Thanu not interested ani cheppindi. Appatikaina naku siggu undali ga, edho chinna hope tho malli rendu moodu sarlu messages lo gelika. Thanu chaala manchidi. Messages ni ignore chesindhi. Nenu kuda lite theeskunna. Nijanga naku elanti timepass or bad intentions lekunde. I thought she's that one to me. But I was just a creep throughout to her.

Nenu mee nundi validation kosam chudatle, i now completely understand what i did is fully wrong, and i feel bad for it now. And also i am very lucky that she had that big mind to just ignore. Thanalo thanu entha discomfort feel ayindho thelidhu kani, she never expressed it out and just ignored me.

Meeru kuda theliso theliyako ilanti pichi panulu emaina chesunte cheppandi. Alage female bondhas, meeku jarigina ilanti incidents emaina unte cheppandi, koncham maku edhi correct oh, edi kadho kuda cheppandi.

Naku personal ga thelisina vallaki ilanti incidents emi inthavaraku jaragale, jarigina vallu cheppi undaru. Meeru chepthe idhi thappu ani thelusthadi. Ledhante idhi normal eh, baitakelthe mana ammyilu safe ga ne unnaru le ane perception lo undipotham. Meeku ilantivi emaina jarigina kuda inthavaraku evariki cheppakunda unnara...Meeru eppudayina ilanti pichi panulu chesi kuda adhi thappu kndhu ane perception unnara.. avi ippudu cheppeyandi. Koncham manasu vippi matladukundam please. Kavalante throwaway accounts use cheyandi. Satirical comments pettakandi please.

Only reason I’m asking this here because a lot of telugu people go for an MS. Naku prastutam unna life lo profession wise its going good. Software engineer at Microsoft living in Hyderabad with 1 year experience, I earn a lot, confident that i can grow in my career in india, was pretty chill till recent times. But lately i see a lot of my friends from school and inter moving to US to pursue MS.

So im having this FOMO that I’m not getting to experience this life abroad right now when i see others. Na work dwara either by this company or by job change I can move to another country at some point, but it will take time. Naku asalu vere country ki velalani undo ledo kuda clarity ledu but i cant help seeing almost everyone I know go to US or Canada. Gives a feeling that I’m missing out on something. I am personally not interested to study anything related to tech again in college, so im not motivated enough to pursue an MS, but this fomo is just messing with my happiness in general, effecting my performance lately. Sorry if i sound like a dick, but nenu intha kastapadi high paying job techukunna sare nakante chala takkuva earn chesevallu and local colleges lo chadukunavallu MS velipoyi enjoy chestunte, I’m very happy for them but just makes me feel like I should’ve gotten into some tier 3 college for btech and should’ve gone for an MS, ee patiki US lo undevadini kada anipistundi.

I know this is kind of a rant, I’ll take down the post if it isn’t apt here, but how many of you who moved to US think that I’m simply worrying about something pointless and I’m not missing out on too much. Konni sarlu ye bangalore ko job change aina happy ga unta anipistadi. Main issue is my toxic parents who dont give much freedom and monitor everything i do. Nenu inkonni years kastapadite im confident that i can move to some other country like UK through jobs. But there’s this feeling that I’ll have to wait for longer while others are already there.

Superman Indian military ni destroy chesinattu ledhu andulo .. that can be Pakistani too.. it depends on how we look at it.. on the good side they acknowledged Krishna and his Supreme soul helping in upholding dharma which is Indian ithihasas and spirituality

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Intro

The men-at-arms system in CK3 is simple, yet has a lot of decisions to make regarding what you build in what region of the world. The way men-at-arms are upgraded is through appropriate buildings however certain buildings can only be built in certain terrain. Then there are regional and cultural units, is it more worth it to do a Light Cavalry build if my culture starts with Sahel Horsemen? Is there one build that is superior to all others? Should I build a mixed army to counter the AI or all units of the same kind to max out bonuses? I will attempt to answer all of these questions.

The Basics

All troops have 4 base stats, damage, toughness, pursuit and screen. Damage is self explanatory and is the most important stat. Toughness dictates how much damage a unit can sustain before becoming a casualty. Since refilling men-at-arms is expensive this is the second most important stat. Pursuit tells you how effective a given unit is at riding the enemy down during the retreat phase. Although it can be situationally good, 5/10 times you will just crush the enemy and the remainder of the time you will crush them in subsequent battles. Screen is how well your units are shielded from the enemy pursuit damage and since you will cease to lose any battles I will now stop talking about it.

We all know that certain units are countered by other units. Light infantry counters heavy infantry but is in turn countered by archers. This mechanic only matters in the early game where the amounts of units is small. This is due to the fact that it is generally a shot in the dark as to what men-at-arms the AI decides to build. Another factor is that the AI generally does a poor job of managing its domain in a way to make their men-at-arms effective so negating their damage output becomes a moot point. Therefore by the time you are fielding 3000 men-at arms of a single kind the worst malus you will suffer is around 80% unless you are fighting in a great holy war where the numbers are big. This means that you should always focus on making 1 or 2 different men-at-arms units and trying to max out their stats.

Now, in the early game most of the time you will be raising your whole army to fight and start as a duke or a count with limited resources. Therefore you should mostly build cheap units with a lot of damage to add extra punch to your levies and archers are perfect for this role. Again, since the numbers of men-at-arms are small at this point you should look at yo

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)