Knot Love Puns

What do you call a Nazi who loves to tie knots and always says, "Nein!".

I love knots.

A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.