Kitten Name Puns

A list of puns related to "Kitten Name"

"I named my kitten Timon."

Why did you name him that?

"Haven't you seen Lion King? He's named after the meerkat!"

That is not a meerkat, it is a mere cat.

Interaction with my stepsister. She was not amused.

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👤︎ u/Archaeoculus
📅︎ Aug 02 2016
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First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:

Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?

Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?

oh wait.........

Credit goes to Matt from Studio C

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👤︎ u/Lickedy_Split_
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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We got a kitten a couple months ago, thought it was a boy and named it Seamus.

After a visit to the vets to be micro-chipped the other day; discovered Seamus is actually a girl kitten.

I guess she's more of a Seamiss.

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👤︎ u/Samocoptor
📅︎ Nov 03 2014
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Kitten Me

GF got me while discussing the name Kitten.

Me: "Do you know anyone with the name Kitten?"

GF: "No, but sounds like a stripper name."

Me: "What would her last name be?"

GF: "Me."

Me: "wut."

GF: "You don't understand?? You've got to be kitten me."

Edit: formatting.

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👤︎ u/jooosh-0
📅︎ Mar 27 2015
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