"I named my kitten Timon."

Why did you name him that?

"Haven't you seen Lion King? He's named after the meerkat!"

That is not a meerkat, it is a mere cat.

Interaction with my stepsister. She was not amused.

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First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:

Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?

Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?

oh wait.........

Credit goes to Matt from Studio C

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We got a kitten a couple months ago, thought it was a boy and named it Seamus.

After a visit to the vets to be micro-chipped the other day; discovered Seamus is actually a girl kitten.

I guess she's more of a Seamiss.

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Kitten Me

GF got me while discussing the name Kitten.

Me: "Do you know anyone with the name Kitten?"

GF: "No, but sounds like a stripper name."

Me: "What would her last name be?"

GF: "Me."

Me: "wut."

GF: "You don't understand?? You've got to be kitten me."

Edit: formatting.

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