A list of puns related to "Kitten Cat"
She didnβt want to litter.
Cat puns really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here...
By using paws.
βPuppyβ, they replied. βWhatβs a baby cat?β βKittenβ, they said. βWhatβs a baby shark?β βDoo doo da doo da dooβ ... true story π
A meowtain.
She started tapping on it to feel how much air was being trapped and our kitten started hitting it too.
Her: dying of laughter
Me: "Why are you laughing? He's going to puncture the plastic."
Her: "Because... He's a copy cat!"
GF got me while discussing the name Kitten.
Me: "Do you know anyone with the name Kitten?"
GF: "No, but sounds like a stripper name."
Me: "What would her last name be?"
GF: "Me."
Me: "wut."
GF: "You don't understand?? You've got to be kitten me."
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My SO called me out recently because when we went to the vets with our kitten, the receptionist approached us in the waiting room with a bag of cat treats and said to my SO "Awww, would he like one?"
I replied "No thanks, I don't like them."
Receptionist awkwardly chuckled, SO tutted and I sat there basking in warmth of my dadjoke victory.
All I could think was, "You've cat to be kitten me right meow." I'm torn on how I feel about her... I wish I could retract what she did but there's no point getting clawed up in the negative emotions.
"You know, I won the grand prize in a kitten spanking contest when I was younger."
(surrounded by "wait for it" faces)
"It was a cat-ass-trophy."
We were sitting down to dinner and one of our cats was meowing for attention. He said: "C'mon butterscotch, you gotta be kitten me".
I was so proud of meow boy.
We were watching the newest Hunger Games movie a couple of weekends ago. Throughout the film she was (very quietly) whispering interesting things that were in the books but not the film.
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There is a certain part where a character goes back for a cat.
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She leans over and I think she was going to tell me another interesting things about the scene. She whispered a little louder than the other times, "You've gotta be kitten me right meow!"
You could hear the slight chuckle from the people in front of us and I had to stifle my laughter. I probably shouldn't find it that funny, but I love good timing and a corny joke.
This year I'm flatting with two friends in a small house, and we have recently gotten a kitten. So I told him:
Me: "We have a flat cat now." Dad: "Oh really? Who ran it over?"
My kitten loves to jump onto our printer and just sit there...... He sees this and immediately says..... "oh look.... cat scan"
A cat we got just had kittens and they are absolutely adorable. One of the kittens was chewing on an electrical wire. So of course I said "Don't let her chew on that!! It may electro-cute her!!" Everyone in the room face palmed.
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