A list of puns related to "Kit Walters"
Here are my quick takes on every Miata gen. Pictures are not my own but will give you an idea of what they looked like.
Quick refresher NA: 90-96 | NB: 99-05 | NC: 06-15 | ND: 16-
Purest form of the NA. The example I owned was low miles, well cared for, and came with a hard top. It was an absolute joy to drive and look at. No other Miata has replicated the feelings this car inspired. The 30-year-old suspension wallowed through the corners, but you donβt care. The gear shifter gives a satisfying click, the small 1.6L zings to redline, the flat dash gives you an amazing view at the road.
Everything about this car was pure, simple, and unadulterated. This is the one I regret selling the most. Iβve driven other higher mileage examples and theyβre just not the same, driving a well-kept, low mile NA is the closest thing we have to a time machine.
1995 NA Miata (1.8L)
Like the NA6 but want a chance at keeping up with modern traffic? Would you enjoy having more than 5 lb-ft of torque? The 1.8L Miata is for you (94-97). Everything thatβs good about the NA6 is present here, but youβve got an engine with a little bit more bark to it. This is the NA I currently own. I do miss how much the 1.6L begged you to rev it out, but the 1.8L feels much more usable in Texas traffic.
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What are some ideas for boys names that fit well with Penny and Ted.
I like names that were used in the past, but are uncommon today, and sound βsweet.β Any suggestions?
Edit: Thank you all for your help! You gave some great suggestions and I found a few I like that Iβd never considered before. Youβre the best!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
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Chapter 29 |
Nite
Prime Met Shuttle Launch Platform
25 Years After YFC
Sellenia shook her head, βThey couldnβt just do that to you, Aunt Rezza.β
Rezzolina sipped from her glass, swirling the liquor inside around and watching it slowly coat and then crawl back into the center. βThey did,β Rezzolina retorted.
Isslaβs voice rang out from the radio near Rezzolina, βControl Radar is showing clear. We have all passengers locked and are ready for launch.β
Rezzolina pressed the radioβs call button, βDonβt let me stop you. Good luck.β
βLaunch initiating,β Issla announced.
Sellenia smiled, moving to the window near the control as she watched the shuttleβs engines ignite.
The clouds above grew slightly less dark, a tiny bit of sunlight filtering through as the Shuttleβs engines thrust the entire ship forward towards the take-off ramp.
βCome on, come onβ¦β Sellenia whispered as the Shuttle launched up the ramp and into the air. It swiftly pierced the cloud cover and vanished into the air. β...Will we know if they made it?!β
Rezzolina shook her head, βCommunications through that ash cloud are poor, at best. The gap we were monitoring was heading towards us for hours and we missed a few windows before. Who knows when the next will come or if it will be enough.β
Sellenia closed her eyes, βIβm hoping it is.β
βHope all you want on one hand,β Rezzolina stood, unsteady as she did so, βShit on the other hand. Tell me which one is more real.β
βAunt Rezzaβ¦β Sellenia frowned, βWhat is wrong-?β
βSoon weβl
... keep reading on reddit β‘Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
I've been wondering about something since watching all of season 3. So in season 2 when Matthew and Diana leave Jack with Henry Percy, did the books explain how Henry kept Jack and 1590s Matthew apart. In the show Matthew and Diana only tell Kit about the time walking. It's implied that Walter Raleigh knows, at least when Matthew tells Raleigh that he is going to have to tell the Queen the truth. So I guess you could suppose that he also told Henry. I just find it interesting that if Jack was running around down at the docks looking for Matthew and Diana wouldn't it be natural that he would even go back to the house looking for them and if Jack did go back to the house and 1590s Matthew was there he would have no idea who Jack was. Does the book address this at all?
Pilot on me!!
Previous projects have had to be archived due to character limit, which can now be found here!
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#Legends - 8th January 2021
###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases
Platform: Disney+
##Synopsis
Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.
The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.
##Episodes
#Assembled
###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases
Platform: Disney+
An in-depth look at MCU movies and T.V shows, a comprehensive documentary series streaming on Disney+ that chronicles the creation of Marvel Studios' thrilling new shows and theatrical releases.
This series began streaming on 12th March 2021, a week after WandaVision's final episode was released, and episodes will be released indefinitely after select Marvel Studios properties release.
##Episodes
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Or would that be too forward thinking?
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