A list of puns related to "Kiss Ass"
The boss should just turn the other cheek.
He says "It's hard to kiss your mom at night, when I've been chewing your ass out all day."
"You know the only difference between kissing ass and brown nosing is depth perception"
This might not be a good one but.. (Over the phone) Dad- hey,what did you what did you do with that chair? Me - what chair.. Dad - the chair you stood on to kiss that donkey's ass.
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