Kings River Puns

((To be played back and forth with a friend as questions and answers))

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What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? [1. Open door. 2. Put elephant in. 3. Close door.]

What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator? [1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Put giraffe in. 4. Close door.]

All the animals attend a birthday party for the king of the jungle, except one. Who didn’t attend? [The giraffe. He’s still in the refrigerator.]

A girl swims across an alligator infested river, but safely makes it to the other side. How was that possible? [All the alligators were at the birthday party.]

The girls still dies though, how come? [The one brick from the airplane fell on her head.]

1. A brick fell out from an areoplane carrying 100 bricks. How many are left?
2. How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
3. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
4. The Lion King had a bid ceremony but only one animal that did not attend. What was the animal?
5. An adventurer wanted to cross a river fulled with crocodiles. But he is not hurt after crossing the river. Why?
6. The adventurer dies after he walked away from the river. Why?

Answers

1. 99 left
2. Open the fridge, put it in, close the fridge.
3. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put it in, close the fridge.
4. The giraffe.
5. Because all the crocodile went to the ceremony.
6. The brick fell on him and killed him.