King T Puns

A list of puns related to "King T"

I don't want to spoil the ending of IT by Stephen King

But I can tell you, IT's going down well

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👤︎ u/SupHomiess
📅︎ Feb 16 2022
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What did the king name a knight he didn't want?

Sir Plus

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👤︎ u/Streakshooter31
📅︎ Nov 13 2021
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I don't always fart in Burger King...

But when I do it's a whopper

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👤︎ u/xXGamingPanda_Xx
📅︎ Oct 01 2021
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I didn't use to be afraid of clowns, but then I read a Stephen King novel.

That was It.

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37
📅︎ Nov 19 2021
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What do you call it when King Lee's pain doesn't go away?

Painstakingly

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👤︎ u/SiD_-_-_
📅︎ Sep 26 2021
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What’s it called when a balding King doesn’t have a son?

A receding heir line

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👤︎ u/bodaciousblonde124
📅︎ Jul 28 2021
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Stephen Kings' son Joe doesn't have a middle name.

He's just Joe King.

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👤︎ u/tinfoilknight
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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Why wasn't the rabbit crowned king?

Because he wasn't the true hare to the throne

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👤︎ u/jacket_with_sleeves
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Why can't the king be called Joe

Because he would just be joeking

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👤︎ u/squatingonmars
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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I can't stand eating at Burger King

So IHop

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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Where does King T’Challa live?

In a Wacondo.

My son and I just came up with that joke, driving past Disneyworld.

Edit: thanks for the silver kind stranger!

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👤︎ u/phatmexican13
📅︎ May 03 2019
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[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?

Because the little moron was a little more on.

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👤︎ u/MysteryOrange7
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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I don't understand why so many people hate the Night King from Game of Thrones

He looks pretty chill to me

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👤︎ u/rahull95
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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Why shouldn't you trust the offspring of the king of the jungle and the fastest cat on earth?

Because they're lion cheetahs.

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👤︎ u/b-dawg
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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Why didn't any of the animals believe the hunter when he said he was the king of the jungle?

Because he was a lion.

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👤︎ u/Soulburn85
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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What does King T'Chaka say to T'challa when he screws up??

WAKANDA shit is this..!!!

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👤︎ u/abhinav01gupta
📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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You can't handle the spoof 90's commercial - the king of all pun posts. youtube.com/watch?v=Xd-kH…
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👤︎ u/iFriendsAndMy
📅︎ Sep 04 2013
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If you don't want to buy something because it will fund a condescending king...

... then you don't want to patronise a patronising patron.

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👤︎ u/Quillo_Manar
📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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Why didn't the greedy king ever get a haircut?

He didn't want any heirs on his throne.

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👤︎ u/balltyler
📅︎ Nov 23 2016
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While trekking Kings Canyon in Australia. "If this wasn't a canyon I would say it was 'gorge'ous here"
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👤︎ u/Blackcoala
📅︎ Jan 24 2016
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