Kid Flash Puns

A list of puns related to "Kid Flash"

As a kid my favorite superhero was The Flash and my favorite animal was the cheetah,

I guess that explains why I'm now addicted to speed

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👤︎ u/x7ramjet
📅︎ Sep 22 2018
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My sister may be a single mother but she had an amazing dad joke..

She was giving my niece (3) and nephew (6) a bath. When they were done, the kids used their towels as capes and were running around naked yelling 'we are super heroes!!' My sister responded with, 'I don't think think there are any naked superheroes... Except maybe The Flash.'

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👤︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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As a photographer, it's easy to tell when a kid has ADD

They're always out of focus

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👤︎ u/baseballtr7
📅︎ Dec 17 2016
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My 9-year old got me good

I was telling the kids about a cat I had when was their age and how she loved Tandoori chicken. I explained that when we used to order in Indian food she would sit on the arm of the sofa waiting for someone to bring a chicken leg up to their mouth and then, quick as a flash, swipe it out of their hand and run off with it.

Quick as a flash, my boy said "Well, it WAS a takeaway"

So proud....

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👤︎ u/ginolard
📅︎ Aug 16 2016
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