Khalkha Mongols Puns

It's my rough understanding that the Buryats paid tribute to Khalkha khans, but weren't too happy with it and participated in some rebellions. Is this true?

Followup: how frequently would Khalkha and Buryats have interacted face to face? The travel time between modern Ulaanbaatar and Ulan Ude is still 12-14 hours, and it must have been a multi-day journey back then between the Khalkha and buryat heartlands. How did this play out?

Is the topic brought up at all in Mongolia? Do Khalkhas feel great sympathy with their fellow Mongol Dzungars (even though they were enemies at the beginning of the Dzungar-Qing Wars)?

Is there a distinct UB accent? Can you tell where someone is from in UB based on slang or is it fairly uniform? (this is just a quest referring to people who speak Khalkha, not any other dialect)

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Hi everyone, this is my first post on r/phenotypes.

I'm not Mongolian, but I have done some research and observation on different Eastern Asian ethnicities.

It seems that Mongolians are quite diverse looking, ranging from Central Asian looks commonly found in North/West Mongolia to very Asian looking types.

It seems that long fully round face and round forehead is very common among ethnic Khalkha Mongolians. Something like these Mongolian students:

https://studyinrussia.ru/upload/medialibrary/8a6/8a6f2efc6b19c215426405476d70ec80.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OkU9Zd0LQjg/maxresdefault.jpg

https://studyinrussia.ru/upload/medialibrary/435/43572f0f58ae988157f814f0c45ce152.JPG

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2363ea7568a92bb165f531380605c5a6

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-934facebb7ecca4e9a4c12b477df68dc

Mongolians also tend to have higher cheekbones than other East Asian or Southeast Asian ethnicities who are often more gracile. Southeast Asians tend to have the most gracile features even more than average Europeans.

Contrary to popular beliefs, squarish face is less common among ethnic Mongolians. Most of them have rounder than squarish jawline.

Based on observations, Koreans don't really look very similar to Mongolians, despite having more Monolid frequency than surrounding East Asians.

There is a myth surrounding ethnic Mongolian phenotype. Tungid race is not accurate because different Mongolian/Siberian ethnicities have different average looks.

East Siberian and Tungusic people often have longer and narrower face than Mongols, commonly with high cheekbones. Eskimos often have very narrow dolichocephalic head shape.

Yakut people

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b4/Sakha_family.jpg

East Tungusic people

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-02c4ddd1a9a91328d085e1a39161abc0

Manchu (South Tungusic) people

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVuV-FapHn7SRIPXLYxT5amqrCpIEeL0WX8g&usqp=CAU

I missed out one point. Some Mongolians look very Southeast Asian like this Mongolian basketball player in Taiwan.

https://imgur.com/a/F2gYqiX

Do your worst!

I kind of see that in the future can there be different sub-civilizations to reflect regional kingdoms throughout different timescales as opposed to having so many separate civilizations like in AoE2, and with different sets of architecture and units/unit designs.

For example Chinese would be the base civilization. While Ming period, Southern Song, Jurchen Jin/Manchu would be the different sub-civilization iterations of this base civilization

For Mongols, there could be different types too, for instance Khitans, Khalkha, Oirats, Buryats or Xianbei. As well as a separate Kipchak-Tatar-Cuman or Bulghar-Avar-Hunnic civilization representing Turkic cultures of the steppe like in the AoE2 definitive edition.

Europe, Middle East, Africa and Southeast Asia there is so much potential too.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Was wondering if it is possible to tell (just by having a quick look) that somebody is oirat, khalkha, buryat, tuvan, yugur, evenk, daur etc.?

And if it is possible to tell that somebody is from Outer Mongolia or Inner Mongolia?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Between years 1913 to 1915, newly established Bogd Khanate of Mongolia invaded Inner Mongolia and Xinjiang in what is known as "Battle of the Five Roads and Battle of the Three Roads". In these wars, according to the contemporary Mongolian historiography, Mongolian forces had penetrated significantly into Inner Mongolia as well as Xinjiang; reaching as far as the Great Wall and the Taklaman in some places, but was ultimately contained by the Beiyang Army; and the conflict was eventually resolved in the Kyakhta Treaty of 1915, in which Mongolia was not only forced to retreat back into Outer Khalkha Provinces, but also became de jure autonomous part of China, thereby ending the brief Mongol independence.

There is a extensive page written in Mongolian Wikipedia regarding the Wars, shown here:

Гурван замын байлдаан / War of the Three Roads and Таван замын байлдаан / War of the Five Roads

Understandably, both West and China have had more bigger things to worry about; with the West in the early stages of the Great War; and China with Yuan Shikai's brief rule and later Warlord era. Yet even with these incidents happening concurrently, you'd expect that there would be at least a mention of the events unfolding in Chinese, or Western historiography, but the conflict is largely forgotten; with not even a single mention in Chinese and Western sources that I can find.

So the question I would like to ask is why a conflict in this proportion is largely forgotten in the contemporary historiography in both China and the West; what exactly happened; and how did the Russian/Chinese side react to the Mongol invasion?

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Why

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.