My boyfriend just surprised me with a 4 day trip for us to Key West from New England. Looking for any ideas for things to do, accommodations are set up already. Thanks!
Phil
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
..... Will get a reward.
Well, toucan play at that game.
The Covid outbreak was first reported in late 2019
- "Torture Experiment" = 2019 english-extended
- .. ( "The Imaginary Virus" = 2019 english-extended )
- .. ( "The Government Virus" = 2019 english-extended )
- ... .. [ "A Great Verse" = 2019 squares ]
The pandemic was declared worldwide in 2020, on March 11th (ie. 3/11 )
- "A Torture Experiment" = 2020 english-extended ( "Violent" = 311 primes )
- .. ( "Wear the Mask" = 2020 squares ) ( "One Basic Riff" = 311 primes )
- ... ( "Coronavirus Religion" = 2020 trigonal ) ( "The Great Test" = 1,311 trigonal )
- "Covid-nineteen Revelation" = 2020 latin-agrippa
- .. ( "Covid-nineteen" = "Revelation" = 1010 latin-agrippa ) [ J = 10 ---> J&J --> 10.10 ]
The first vaccines were announced ready for rollout late in 2020:
- "We have the Cure" = 2020 latin-agrippa
- .. ( "Master of all Humanity" = 2020 trigonal )
- ... . ( "I am the Master" = 2020 squares )
- ... .. ( "Rulership" = 2020 squares ) ( "Entirely Obvious" = 2020 english-extended )
20/20 vision ---> entirely clear, way too obvious, statistically improbable.
- "Tripwire" = 2020 squares
Corona means 'Crown' (ie. what rulers wear).
- "Rulership" = "The Alphabet Codes" = 2020 squares
One of the vaccines is called "AstraZeneca" = 2019 squares [A-Z --> informing you of alphabet joke]
... one of the darling avatars of alphabet society, aka. the "Mainstream Media" = 2019 squares
... which provides your daily dose of "The Obstacles" = 2019 squares
It's all hogwash.
- "Society" = 911 trigonal
- "Church" = 911 squares
- .. [ "Coronavirus Conspiracy" = 911 primes ]
- .. ( "The Coronavirus Terror" = 1,911 english-extended )
- .. .. ( "Coronavirus Trick" = 1,911 trigonal )
- ... .. . ( "The Serious Illness" = 911 latin-agrippa )
- ... .. [ "Solve It" = "Decode Text" = 911 trigonal ]
- ... .. [ "To Decrypt It" = "The Riddle of the Sphinx" = 911 latin-agrippa ]
If you are being forced to wear a mask at work, your boss is torturing you.
Your boss is torturing you because your government is torturing your boss.
Your government is torturing your boss because the real government is torturing the fake governments.
'Covid', 'coronavirus' is the flu, [same old](/r/wo
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Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
| Bi-labial | Labio-dental | Dental | Alveolar | Postalveolar | Palatal | Velar | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Plosive | p b | t | d | k [c, ch] g [g, gh] | |||
| Nasal | m | n | Ι² [ni] | ||||
| Tap or Flap | ΙΎ [r] | ||||||
| Fricative | f v | s z | Κ [sc] | ||||
| Approximant | j [y] | ||||||
| Lateral Approximant | l |
tΝ‘Κ [c]
dΝ‘Κ [j, g]
sk [sc]
kΚ· [qu]
gΚ· [gu]
| Front | Central | Back | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Close | i | u | |
| Close-mid | e (e, Γ©) | o | |
| Open-mid | Ι (e, Γ¨) | Ι (o, Γ³) | |
| Open | a |
ei
ai
au
Rules
word order is SVO.
Plural marker is βsβ, added at the end of the word.
Unlike most other romance languages, "qu" makes a /kw/ instead of a /k/
The Silamedion Language. (La Lingua Silamediana)
Here it is...
Pronouns and Articles
I = me
my = mio/mia/mis
you = te
your = tuo/tua/tus
we = nΓ³s
our = nostro/nostra/nostres
he = leo
she = lea
his = suo/sua/sus
her = suo/sua/sus
the = lo/la/lβ/los/las
a(n) = un/una
they = leos/leas
their = loro/lora/lores
Greetings and Conversation
who = chi
what = chΓ©
where = donde
when = quando
why = por chΓ©
how = como
person = person
happy = felizo/feliza
sad = tristo/trista
name = namo
yes = sì
no/not/isnβt/wouldnβt = no
hello = bonj0orno
hi/bye = ciau
morning = jorno
afternoon = tarde
evening = sera
night = nocta
please = por favor
sorry = pardΓ³n
thanks = vimertos/vimertas
from = demo/dema
to = a
day = dia
today = ogea
tomorrow = domΓ‘ne
yesterday = avom
of = de
for = por
it = lΓ³/lΓ‘/lΓ³s/lΓ‘s
if = si
this = guasto/guasta
that = guaso/guasa
those = guasos/guasas
these = guastos/guastas
and = e/et
but = mais
end = fin
about = a
weekend = fin de semana
good = bon/bona
bad = mal
or = o
friend = amico/amica
in = en
out = fuera
very = mui
at = en/a
next = prΓ³ximo
Family/People
family = familio
parent = parent
father = paterno
mother = materna
grandfather = granpaterno
grandmother = granmaterna
brother = frero
sister = frera
son = filo
daughter = fila
grandson = granfilo
granddaughter = granfila
man = omeo
woman = dona
husband = sposo
wife = sposa
boy = gero
girl = gera
boyfriend = amico de gero
girlfriend = amica de gera
Numbers
number = numer
0 = cero
1 = un
2 = dos
3 = treso
4 = quatro
5 = cinca
6 = ses
7 = seto
8 = ocio
9 = novo
10 = dez
11 = once
12 = doce
13 = trece
14 = quatorce
15 = quince
16 = dezeses
17 = dezeseto
18 = dezocio
19 = dezenovo
20 = vente
21 = vente e un
22 = ventedos
23 = ven
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This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Because they work on many levels
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
