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6989. An Introduction to Project Management, Fifth Edition: Kathy Schwalbe

6990. Decision by Objectives, 1st Edition: Ernest Forman & Mary Ann Selly

6991. Aeschylus II: The Oresteia, 3rd Edition: Aeschylus & David Grene & Richmond Lattimore & Mark Griffith & Glenn W. Most

6992. Community Health Nursing: Caring for the Public's Health, 3rd Edition: Karen Saucier Lundy & Sharyn Janes

6993. Discipline Without Stress Punishments or Rewards : How Teachers and Parents Promote Responsibility & Learning, 2nd Edition Revised: Marvin Marshall

6994. AP Calculus AB & BC Prep Plus 2019-2020: 6 Practice Tests + Study Plans + Targeted Review & Practice + Online: Kaplan Test Prep

6995. Manufacturing Processes for Design Professionals, Reprint Edition: Rob Thompson

6996. Public Service Values, 1st Edition: Richard C. Box

6997. Cracking the AP Calculus AB Exam 2020, Premium Edition: The Princeton Review

6998. Principles of Human Physiology, 6th Edition: Cindy L. Stanfield

6999. Writing Research Papers: A Complete Guide, 16th Edition: James D. Lester

7000. Semiconductor Device Fundamentals, 2nd Edition: Robert F. Pierret

7001. Microelectronic Circuits, 6th Edition: Adel S. Sedra & Kenneth C. Smith

7002. Electromagnetics, 1st Edition: Branislav M. Notaros

7003. Public Finance, 10th Edition: Harvey S Rosen & Ted Gayer

7004. Public Finance, Global Edition, 10th Edition: Ted Gayer & Harvey Rosen

7005. Introduction to Global Business: Understanding the International Environment & Global Business Functions, 2nd Edition: Julian Gaspar & James Kolari & Richard Hise & Leonard Bierman & L. Murphy Smith

7006. Health & Wellness, 13th Edition: Gordon Edlin & Eric Golanty

7007. Politics in America: 2018 Elections and Updates Edition, 11th Edition: Thomas R. Dye & Ronald K. Gaddie

7008. Graphic Design History, 2nd Edition: Johanna Drucker & Emily McVarish

7009. International Marketi

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Calcium, nickel, neon

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

I’m stumped.

They put me in the ICU