Robert Lyons vanished while riding his ATV on the Menominee Reservation in Wisconsin. Nearly five years later, he is still missing with little to no leads in his case. What happened to Robert and others in his community?
Robert Lyons was 25 years old when he went missing. A proud member of the Menominee Tribe in Wisconsin, Robert had multiple tattoos dedicated to his tribal pride, including “Menominee” on his back shoulder to shoulder, an eagle on the back of his neck and “Native Pride” on one of his calves, a bear on his left forearm, and “Lyons” with a feather on his right forearm. Robert grew up in Keshena, on the Menominee Indian Reservation, in northeastern Wisconsin. It is here that Robert disappeared, leaving his family with many unanswered questions.
The day Robrt went missing. On Sunday, June 4, 2017, Robert was last seen leaving his home in the afternoon wearing shoes, red and white shorts but no shirt and riding a red and white ATV. He left his cell phone behind. A short time later, Robert was seen by a Tribal Police officer riding his ATV near Long Marsh Road near the Menominee Indian Reservation. Since Robert left his phone behind, his family expected him to return later that day.
Unfortunately Robert never returned home and three days later, his family reported him missing with Menominee Tribal Police. Two days later on June 9, 2017, Robert’s red and white ATV was discovered abandoned, by Maynard’s Road near the intersection of Long Marsh Lake and Rush’s Lake Road. Police conducted multiple searches and followed any leads that came in but they were unable to rule out foul play.
Where the case stands today. Robert’s case remains unsolved but his family and community are actively seeking justice.“It’s been three years, one month and two weeks. He was a really good family man. It’s been really hard.” said Doreeen Nahwahquaw, Robert’s mother in an interview in July of 2020. The Menominee Tribal police posted a $5,000 reward for information. If you do have any information regarding Robert’s case please contact the Menominee Tribal Police Department at (715) 799-3321.
Robert’s case is not the only unsolved case on the Menominee Reservation—a community of less than 4,000. [Katelyn Kelley](https://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/story/news/native-american
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
