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A list of puns related to "Ken Schaffer"
Watch the full video here: What’s The Frequency, Kenneth? A Mystery In Manhattan
[Transcript From Video]
On Saturday 4th October 1986, at around 10:43pm, 54 year old TV anchorman Dan Rather was walking home on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, after finishing a dinner with an associate at 1095 Park Avenue on 89th Street. It wasn’t long after leaving when two men in their 30’s started following Rather down the street, and eventually began accosting him, with one of them repeating the phrase ‘Kenneth, what is the frequency?’ multiple times. Rather explained to the two that they had the wrong man, and that he had no idea what they were talking about, which only elevated their aggressive pursuit.
Upon reaching 88th Street, one of the men punched Rather in the jaw, just under the left ear, knocking him to the pavement. Rather quickly got up and fled into the nearby lobby of 1075 Park Avenue, where the attackers pursued and continued their assault, shouting the same phrase over and over whilst punching and kicking him. Both the doorman and superintendent of the building witnessed the attack, with the latter intervening and coming to Rather’s aid as the assailants fled the scene. Rather suffered multiple bruises on his back and a swelling of the jaw, but neither of the two attackers robbed him of any possessions, despite him having a reasonable amount of money on him at the time.
Rather was taken to Lenox Hill hospital and assessed, but soon discharged with only minor injuries. He told police and detectives that one of the men who attacked him was 6ft tall, had dark hair and a mustache, and both were well dressed, wearing a dark suit, white shirt and black tie. It wasn’t clear whether or not the attack was intentional or a case of mistaken identity, due to the fact that the name ‘Kenneth’ was directed at Rather throughout the ordeal.
A few days later, on Monday 6th October, Dan Rather was back on his usual slot on CBS hosting the Evening News. In his closing statement, Rather addressed the attack on national television, after news had spread about the bizarre incident in newspapers.
Papers ran the story during the early days of the incident, but the case soon faded into obscurity when no further progress was made into who was responsible. The mysterious phrase, however, did anything but disappear.
In the following years, the line ‘What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?’, which oddly is a mistranslation of the orig
... keep reading on reddit ➡here is the link to the spreadsheet with everyone, this includes negro leagues too.
Shit just realized the title says 550 names, but the the table only has 335, my mistake. Reddit wouldnt allow me to add 550 so I shortened and forgot to change the title.
OH YEAH and this is based off their baseball reference names, which is why there are a lot of silly names like Dizzy and Fuzzy in there.
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| Jim Czajkowski | 51 |
| Christian Vazquez | 51 |
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They were cooked in Greece.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
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