Skipping Stones - Trailer - Michael Ironside, Patricia Charbonneau, Chase Masterson, Daniel Hugh Kelly, Amanda McDowell, David Travers - The story of a young girl coming to terms with the loss of her brother and her deep friendship with her brother's best friend youtube.com/watch?v=2liOh…
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Masterson presumably taking Kelly's spot in the rotation. twitter.com/Sean_McAdam/s…
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Talent evaluator: + Kelly, - Bucholz, - Masterson

At the bottom of this ESPN Boston article is an anonymous MLB talent evaluator's view of the Sox rotation. The opinions aren't too different from what you read on this sub, but if anything they are a shade more pessimistic. For instance: The source of Masterson's lower velocity is unclear and makes him a significant question mark; Buchholz has great stuff but lacks the corresponding pitcher's makeup; and so forth. On the upside, the view of Kelly is very favorable.

http://m.espn.go.com/mlb/story?storyId=12067470

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[OC] Advanced HOF Metric: The Most Eligible All-Time QBs

Introduction

I decided to explore the best remaining QB HOF candidates in history with a more advanced metric. Out of the 1037 promising historical and modern QBs tracked by PFR, I have researched 121 when comprising the metric. I ended up becoming a bit burnt out after the first 100, so forgive me if some historical QBs you are interested in were not included.

PFR Methodology

This is the PFR methodology. I believe it needs tuning for eras when several All Decade QBs are being thrashed by Philip Rivers. In my opinion, the accolade and evaluation and metrics could use revising and increased depth.

Β· First Team All Decade = 25

Β· Second Team All Decade = 10

Β· All Decade (No Designation) = 17.5

Β· Most Valuable Player (MVP) = 12.5

Β· First Team All Pro (AP1) = 2.5

Β· Championship Wins = 2.5

Β· Pro Bowl (PB) = 1.5

Β· SB (SB) Losses = 1.25

Β· (Weighted Approximate Value) * 0.5

Β· (Yds over 40,000 if 1980 or later) * (0.00075)

Β· (TDs over 250 if 1980 or later) * (0.0075)

Β· (Yds over 25,000 if 1979 or before) * (0.00075)

Β· (TDs over 175 if 1979 or before) * (0.0075)

Β· Subtract 7.5 points if championships = 0

My Methodology

While accolades bonuses are adjusted, the primary improvement regards rewarding players for their major and minor record positions at the time of their retirement. Minor records and metrics receive 0.25x the points of major counterparts, notated in parenthesis.

Β· Anniversary Team = 20

Β· First Team All Decade = 20

Β· All Decade (No Designation) = 17

Β· Second Team All Decade = 14

Β· Most Valuable Player (MVP) = 10

Β· Retiring #1 in a Major Record = 10 (2.5)

Β· Offensive Player of the Year (OPOY) = 10

Β· First Team All Pro (AP1) = 9

Β· Retiring #2-3 in a Major Record = 7 (1.75)

Β· Championship Win as Starting QB = 7

Β· Second Team All Pro (AP2) = 6

Β· Championship MVP = 5

Β· Retiring #4-5 in a Major Record = 5 (1.25)

Β· Championship Appearance as Starting QB = 5

Β· β€œUnanimous” Major Accolade Bonus = 5

Β· Retiring #6-10 in a Major Record = 4 (1)

Β· Pro Bowl (PB) = 2.5

Β· Comeback Player of the Year (CPOY) = 2

Β· Leading League in Major Metric = 2 (0.5)

Β· Retiring #11-15 in a Major Record = 1 (0.25)

Major Records

I wish the amazing EPA/play went super far back, but historically prestigious leaderboard placements are perhaps more fitting for HOF voter perspectives. Their placements are determined at the time of their retirement.

Β· Career Passing Yds

Β· Season Passing Yds

Β· Career Passing TDs

Β· Seas

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TAKE NOTE OF THE MEDIA A MAN CONSUMES: A LIST OF RED FLAGS TO WATCH OUT FOR IN 2021

Hey! Its your favorite neighborhood snake again. I'm back from the trenches and have been doing some deep diving research into the sorts of trending media modern misogynists are consuming. I have some interesting things to feed back to you, that I think modern women should be made aware of as the manosphere continues to grow and spills out into real life. Seemingly normal looking men are learning how to manipulate us better online by the droves - women must learn how to better protect themselves by getting inside the heads of these misogynists and they’re content they’re consuming.

If you think this list is excessive- that’s because the new wave of misogyny is excessive. The manosphere is excessive and has been growing for years. Men are spending excessive amounts of time learning how to manipulate us better and hide their real selves. If you want to stay ahead and out of harms way - you need to be ahead of them. You need to know what they’re reading / listening to. You need to follow their tracks.

These men hold extreme views that threaten our mental health, safety and status as a sex class. Some are potential terrorists , rapists and domestic violence perpetrators waiting to happen . There is a war on women like never before - it’s foolish to assume you don’t need to arm yourself in a war. They’re still going to target you regardless. Some of these men are highly disturbed and are all around you. I run into them often. Believe me you want to know if you have an extremely disturbed brainwashed misogynist in your circle- whether prospective dates, family members or friends. These men are not ok . They are not safe people to be around. They’re ticking time bombs.

I intend for this to serve as a reference point you can refer back to when vetting men.

Here is an up-to-date lowdown of red flags to watch out for in modern men. Namely the type of media manipulative wannabe 'alpha' men currently consume online.

As the saying goes in the Art of War :

β€œIf you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

**This means that to avoid manipulative, abusive and extremist men and investing too much time in them- you must first get inside their head, understand the psychology of them, find what makes them tick/ drives them, what kind of media the

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[OC] Greatest QB Born on Every Day of the Year

If there were no quarterbacks born on a given day, I substituted the player with the best passing stats (marked in italics). Passing stats were only recorded from 1933 onwards so I may have missed a QB or two from the 20's.

#January

Day Name Years Yds. TD Int.
January 1 Doak Walker 1950-1955 75 2 2
January 2 Scott Mitchell 1991-2001 15,692 95 81
January 3 Eli Manning 2004-2019 57,023 366 244
January 4 Johnny Lujack 1948-1951 6,295 41 54
January 5 Steve Fuller 1979-1986 7,156 28 41
January 6 Jameis Winston 2015-Present 19,812 121 88
January 7 Lamar Jackson 2018-Present 7,085 67 18
January 8 Joe Reed 1972-1979 2,825 18 31
January 9 Bart Starr 1956-1971 24,718 152 138
January 10 Jake Delhomme 1999-2011 20,975 126 101
January 11 George Mira 1964-1971 2,110 19 20
January 12 Cade McNown 1999-2000 3,111 16 19
January 13 Josh Freeman 2009-2015 13,873 81 68
January 14 Byron Leftwich 2003-2012 10,532 58 42
January 15 Drew Brees 2001-2020 80,358 571 243
January 16 Joe Flacco 2008-2020 40,931 224 144
January 17 Scott Covington 1999, 2002 30 0 0
January 18 Tobin Rote 1950-1966 18,850 148 191
January 19 Steve DeBerg 1978-1998 34,241 196 204
January 20 Milt Plum 1957-1969 17,536 122 127
January 21 Randy Wright 1984-1988 7,106 31 57
January 22 Jeff Rutledge 1979-1992 3,628 16 29
January 23 Pat Haden 1976-1981 9,296 52 60
January 24 Reds Weiner 1934 40 2 0
January 25 Jug Girard 1948-1957 1,017 5 13
January 26 Spec Sanders 1946-1950 2,829 23 37
January 27 Frankie Albert 1946-1952 10,795 115 98
January 28 Daunte Culpepper 1999-2009 24,153 149 106
January 29 Bill Nelsen 1963-1972 14,165 98 101
January 30 Jahvid Best 2010-2012 0 0 0
January 31 Doug Pederson 1993-2004 2,762 12 19

#February

Day Name Years Yds. TD Int.
February 1 Wade Wilson 1981-1998 17,283 99 102
February 2 Roy McKay 1944-1947 592 6 11
February 3 Fran Tarkenton 1961-1978 47,003 342 266
February 4 Dick Thornton 1933 52 0 4
February 5 Roger Staubach 1969-1979 22,700 153 109
February 6 Bob Snyder 1937-1943 1,758 13 24
February 7 Matthew Stafford 2009-Pres
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Master List of Individuals Who Have Been Subject to Allegations

This is an ongoing, ever-developing master list of highly-visible people and people of power who have had public allegations of sexual misconduct, sexual assault, sexual harassment, domestic or intimate partner violence, abuse, systemic sexism, and misogyny lobbied against them. This is only meant to be a repository of information, not a comment on the guilt of anyone named.

This list is currently in an initial development stage. Links to a separate post detailing allegations will be added to each name. Should a name that should be included not appear here, please comment and let us know. (Please see additional information below the list.)

6ix9ine/Tekashi 6ix9ine (See also: Daniel Hernandez)

Adam Grandmaison/Adam22

Adam Kimmel (Cinematographer)

Adam Savage

Alec Baldwin

Alex Jones

Alexander Payne

Alexander Wang

Alfred Hitchcock

Allison Mack

Amber Heard

Andre Romelle Young (see also Dr. Dre)

Andrew Kreisberg

Andy Dick

Ansel Elgort

Anthony Kiedis

Armie Hammer – investigation by Los Angeles Police Dept in progress

Asia Argento

Aziz Ansari

Ben Affleck

Ben Vereen

Benny Medina

Bijou Phillips

Bill Cosby -- convicted; incarcerated

Bill O'Reily

Bill Wyman

Bob Villard

Bob Weinstein

BΓΈrns (see Garett Clark Borns)

Boyd Tinsley

Brad Pitt

Brendan Wright

Brendon Urie

Brett Kavanaugh

Brett Ratner

Brian Warner (see Marilyn Manson)

Bruce Webber

Bryan Singer – denial: still active in Hollywood

Cameron Stewart

Cardi B

Carter Oosterhouse

Cas Anvar

Casey Affleck

Charlamagne Tha God

Charles Brownstein

Charles Dutoit

Charlie Rose

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Walk

Choi Jong-hoon

Chris Brown

Chris D'Elia

Chris Hardwick

Chris Savino

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For an entire year during quarantine, I watched a movie each week and met up on Zoom with friends to hang out & talk about it. Here are the films that we watched.
Date Film Year Runtime Director Writer(s) Genres Cast
03/27/2020 Happiness 1998 2 hr 14 min Todd Solondz Todd Solondz Comedy, Drama Jane Adams, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, John Lovitz, Dylan Baker, Laura Flynn Boyle
04/04/2020 Sorry to Bother You 2018 1 hr 52 min Boots Riley Boots Riley Comedy, Fantasy, Sci-Fi LaKeith Stanfield, Tessa Thompson, Jermaine Fowler, Omari Hardwick, Terry Crews
04/10/2020 The Battery 2012 1 hr 41 min Jeremy Gardner Jeremy Gardner Adventure, Drama, Horror Jeremy Gardner, Adam Cronheim
04/17/2020 Under the Skin 2013 1 hr 48 min Jonathan Glazer Michel Faber (book), Jonathan Glazer, Walter Campbell & Milo Addica Drama, Horror, Sci-Fi Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy McWilliams.
04/24/2020 The Great Escape 1963 2 hr 52 min John Sturges Paul Brickhill (book), James Clavell & W.R. Burnett (screenplay) Adventure, Drama, History Steve McQueen, James Garner, Richard Attenborough, Donald Pleasance, Charles Bronson
05/01/2020 Grabbers 2012 1 hr 34 min Jon Wright Kevin Lehane Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi Richard Coyle, Ruth Bradley, Lalor Roddy, Russell Tovey
05/08/2020 Deerskin 2019 1 hr 19 min Quentin Dupieux Quentin Dupieux Comedy, Horror Jean Dujardin, Adèle Haenel, Albert Delpy
05/15/2020 Grave of the Fireflies 1988 1 hr 29 min Isao Takahata Akiyuki Nosaka (novel), Isao Takahata Animation, Drama, War Tsutomu Tatsumi, Ayano Shiraishi, Akemi Yamaguchi
05/22/2020 Looper 2012 1 hr 53 min Rian Johnson Rian Johnson Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt, Jeff Daniels, Paul Dano
05/29/2020 The Florida Project 2017 1 hr 51 min Sean Baker Sean Baker & Chris Bergoch Drama Willem Dafoe, Brooklynn Prince, Bria Vinaite, Christopher Rivera, Valeria Cotto
06/05/2020 El Topo 1970 2 hr 5 min Alejandro Jodorowsky Alejandro Jodorowsky Drama, Western Alejandro Jodorowsky, Brontis Jodorowsky, Paula Romo, Jacqueline Luis
06/12/2020 Unico in the Island of Magic 1983 1 hr 31 min Moribi Murano Mami Sugino (screenplay), Osamu Tezuka (comic) Animation, Adventure, Family Anick Faris, Corinne Orr, Janet Waldo, Rob Roy, Etienne Bannliett, Barbara Goodson, Michael Sorich
06/19/2020 Eve's Bayou 1997 1 hr 49 min Kasi Lemmons Kasi Lemmons Drama Jurnee Smolett, Samuel L Jackson, Meagan Good, Lynn Whitfield, Debbie Morgan
06/26/2020 I Am Not Your Negro 2016 1 hr 33 min Raoul Peck James Baldwin (writings), Raoul Peck (scenario) Documentary James Baldwin, Samuel L. Jackson, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-15)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via Telegram.
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too.
  • Books are delivered through Google-Drive link.
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by Telegram.
  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful.

Please find the list below:

  1. Magic of the Northgate: Josephine McCarthy

  2. The Books of Jasher: The Book of Jasher, The J. H. Parry Text And The Book of Jasher, also called Pseudo-Jasher, The Flaccus Albinus Alcuinus Text: Joseph B. Lumpkin

  3. Introductory Chemistry: An Atoms First Approach, 1st Edition: Julia Burdge & Dr Michelle Driessen

  4. Community Health Nursing in Canada, 3rd Editiopn: Pike MacDonald Sandra A

  5. Discovering Behavioral Neuroscience: An Introduction to Biological Psychology, 3rd Edition: Laura Freberg

  6. An Illustrated Guide to Veterinary Medical Terminology, 4th Edition: Janet Amundson Romich

  7. Pathology for the Physical Therapist Assistant, 2nd Edition: Catherine C. Goodman & Charlene Marshall

  8. Atlas of Human Anatomy , 7th Edition: Frank H. Netter

  9. Your College Experience, 13th Edition: John Gardner & Bessy Barefoot

  10. Who's Running America?: The Obama Reign, 8th Edition: Thomas R. Dye

  11. Sheltered Content Instruction: Teaching English Learners with Diverse Abilities, 5th Edition: Jana Echevarria & Anne Graves

  12. Saunders 2018-2019 Strategies for Test Success: Passing Nursing School and the NCLEX Exam, 5th Edition:Linda Anne Silvestri & Angela Silvestri

  13. Rock Music Styles: A History, 7th Edition: Katherine Charlton Rock Music Styles

  14. Planning, Implementing, & Evaluating Health Promotion Programs: A Primer, 6th Edition: James F. McKenzie & Brad L. Neiger & Rosemary Thackeray

  15. Change and Continuity in the 2016 Elections, 1st Edition: John Aldrich & Jamie L. Carson & Brad T. Gomez & David Rohde

  16. NCLEX-RN Practice Test Questions 2018 - 2019: NCLEX Review Book with 1000+ Practice Exam Questions for the NCLEX Nursing Examination: NCLEX Exam Prep Team

  17. Foundations of Physical Activity and Public Health, 1st Edition: Harold W. Kohl III & Tinker D. Murray

  18. Racism without Racists: Color-Blind Racism and the Persistence of Ra

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

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Pulled a Dad Joke on a Nurse

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

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What’s the difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant?

Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.

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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...

..... Will get a reward.

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I'd ruther not say
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Rational
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Why are elevator jokes so good

Because they work on many levels

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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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Interviewer : why should we hire you as a waiter?

Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table

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Argon enters a bar, the bartender says β€œWe don’t serve noble gases here.”

Argon does not react.

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If Apple made a car what would it be missing?

Windows

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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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He needs grounded
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Who were the greenest Presidents in US history?

The Bushes

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"ground" the kid
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My son accidentally handed me a dad joke on a platter and it was glorious.

This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesn’t look serious I always do the β€œwe might have to amputate that bruised hand” shtick with them. I’ve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.

So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say β€œlooks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies β€œthen how will I smell?” And I say β€œterrible!”

It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.

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MMM, burgers
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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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Well there goes his reproductive fitness...
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Proud dad moment.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

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Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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so many choices
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailorNebula
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the... Bottom...

(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)

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Gottemm
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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Well that didn't cross my mind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasonPetreasCoach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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He knows too much
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potato_salad123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today." Concerned, she asked, "Which doctor?"

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee

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