A list of puns related to "Keelhaul"
WELCOME TO NEW JERSEY, SQUIDY BITCHES
Who likes the band KEELHAUL from Cleaveland Ohio?
In the new comic, Champion of souls, Madame Olivia asks Pendragon to go to an underwater cave west of Keelhaul fort. I was wondering if such a place actually exists in the game? It also points to a tomb on an island similar to Sailors Bounty. And the ferryman lantern is used to free the ghosts of the sea of thieves. Wonder of Rare has hidden anything for us to find in these places?
Send him down to the depths below Make that bastard walk the plank With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho
verb 1: to haul under the keel of a ship as punishment or torture
2: to rebuke severely
For a brief background, I run a naval campaign and the party owns a ship called The Pickled Pickaroon. They were currently taking a few days journey to a nearby island.
It was the middle of the day, and the party was hard at work maintaining their course towards their destination. The captain of the ship called up to the lookout to report their surroundings. Audros, the lookout of the Pickled Pickaroon and cleric of the party took out his trusty spyglass and noted of a few small land formations and large jagged rocks sticking out of the water.
As he continued his scan of the horizon, he noticed something very troubling, a little girl all alone in a rowboat adrift at sea. The child had very visible tears steaming down her face. Audros reports what he sees, and they unanimously agree to head over and try to rescue the child.
The party expressed grave concern for the childs well being, but Audros expressed a much different type of concern regarding the situation. He was a very superstitious man, especially so after he became an indentured servant to Zeboim, the malicious Goddess of the Seas who only takes pleasure in sheer chaos.
Audros had remembered reading a legend of a horrendous sea monster, one who disguises themselves as a small child in distress in order to fool unsuspecting mariners to their untimely demise.
Getting increasingly worried as the party drew nearer to the child, Audros stepped off into the corner and pulled out an old bag of sea shell and bones in order to cast Augry: A spell that allows him to directly ask his Goddess if their current course of action will result in something good or bad.
Kneeling with his head down, Audros rolled the shells and bones and got a very clear repsonse: Woe. With the legend in mind and the proof that something bad was going to happen, Audros calmly walked to the front of the boat with a chilling intensity in his eyes. He knew the party would object to what he was about to do, so for the good of everyone he just had to do it.
With a few quick gand gestures and a mumbled incantation under his breath, Audros pointed out to the girl and bellowed out 'Die Demon!' as little glimmers of radiant light magically showered down from above her head. Audros had casted Sacred Flame, hoping the radiant damage would force the creature out of its disguise.
Instead, the party was met by drawn out blood-curdled screams as the small child is reduced to illuminated ash. Everyones jaws drop, including Audros, frozen
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