‘’His bathroom is covered in plastic sheet from top to bottom though, weird’’
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
My beautiful graphic design skills on display.
Full Gear 2021, widely considered one of the best wrestling events of the 21st Century. MJF vs. Darby, Jurassic Express vs. SuperKliq, Punk vs. Kingston, the crowning of Hangman against Kenny Omega, and many other fun matches. But it was missing a little something...and Father Yota is here to give you the Good Timeline Full Gear. So sit back, relax, and enjoy some Vince Russo, bro!
Full Gear 2021 - November 13th, 2021
Jim Ross opens the show with a "Welcome to WWE Armageddon!", before Excalibur gently corrects him. They run down the card, which goes as follows:
The Buy In: Hikaru Shida and Thunder Rosa vs. Jamie Hayter and Nyla Rose
MJF vs. Darby Allin
The Lucha Bros (c) vs. FTR: AEW Tag Team Championship Match
Bryan Danielson vs. Miro: AEW World Championship Eliminator Tournament Finals
Christian Cage and the Jurassic Express vs. The SuperKliq: Fall Count Anywhere
Cody Rhodes and PAC vs. Malakai Black and Andrade El Idolo
Britt Baker (c) vs. Tay Conti: AEW Women's Championship Match
CM Punk vs. Eddie Kingston
Inner Circle vs. American Top Team
Hangman Page vs. Kenny Omega (c): AEW World Championship Match
Well, it's time to get into the show. Let's do this.
Hikaru Shida and Thunder Rosa vs. Nyla Rose and Jamie Hayter
The Build:
This match features four women who feature heavily in the TBS Championship Tournament. During the entire feud, every time they have promo battles, they seem very unconvinced. On the Go-Home Episode of Dynamite, they have a segment scheduled, but are nowhere to be found. Eventually, we cut to just outside the arena, where all 4 competitors are on strike!
Alex Marvez catches up with them, and speaks to Ruby Soho. "Ruby, why are you guys striking?" Ruby looks right into the camera, and starts talking. "AEW booked us because they wanted more than one women's match. Thing is, we have TBS Title Tourney matches coming up, and we don't wanna risk injury for some little pre-show match!" Marvez has an inquisitive look on his face. "What if AEW fires you because of this?" Ruby shrugs. "Well, if that happens, then my destination's unknown."
The day before Full Gear, it is announced that AEW has found replacements. Replacing Thunder Rosa is her son, 16-year-old Anakin Rosa (yes, that is indeed his name). Hikaru S
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“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
