I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
OK Folks, here is my first stab at combining all the names of all the donors to the campaigns that have announced their donor list.
Of course, no one has done exactly the same as anyone else, so there is undoubtedly some errors om this content. There are some easy fixes and I will work on those. If you know of any other candidate that has announced their list, I would be happy to add.
| Name | Gondek | Davison | Farkas | Damery | Fields | # |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Andy MacDonald | $1 to $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| B. Macdonald | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| Heather MacDonald | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| J. Macdonald | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| Pam MacInnis | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Emma MacIsaac | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Cynthia Mackenzie | $0-100 | Under $1,000 | 2 | |||
| D. Mackenzie | $1001 or more | 1 | ||||
| J. Mackenzie | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| N. Mackenzie | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| N. Mackenzie-Vanier | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| L. Mackid | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| Brenda Mackie | $1,000-$2,500 | 1 | ||||
| Jamie Mackie | $1,000-$2,500 | 1 | ||||
| D. Mackimmie | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| Neil MacKimmie | $1 to $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| Danielle Mackinnon | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Judy MacLachlan | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Letha Maclachlan | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| H. Macleod | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| J. Macleod | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| Anne MacNeil | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| D. Macnichol | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| S. Macrae | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| Frank Mafrica | $1,001 to $2,500 | 1 | ||||
| Jane Magee | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Janel Magnaye | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| Armand Magotiaux | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Brenda Mah | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Kawaldeep Mahendru | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| Evelyn Main | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| Carol Mairs | $1 to $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| M. Major | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| Josh Malate | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| P. Malcolm | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| R. Malcolm | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| Guy Mallabone | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| Ward Mallabone | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| Lee Malleau | $1 to $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| D. Mallory | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| I. Mallory | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| Laura Maloney | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| G. Mamchur | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| Riaz Mamdani | Not disclosed | 1 | ||||
| Clark Manchester | Up to $2,500 | 1 | ||||
| David Mann | $2,501 to $5,000 | 1 | ||||
| Jeff Mann | $2,501 to $5,000 | 1 | ||||
| N. Mantei | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| M. Marchidan | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| C. Marchuk | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| P. Marechal | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| Renee Marie Berezan | Under $1,000 | 1 | ||||
| R. Markevich | $101-1000 | 1 | ||||
| E. Markovich | $0-100 | 1 | ||||
| Michael Marr | Not disclosed |
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
And boy are my arms legs.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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