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What’s everyone else’s thoughts on this couple? I don’t know, just don’t see it after all these months and feel a lack of chemistry between the pair. I don’t know if that’s because of covid restrictions or just bad writing but I find a lot of their scenes pretty blah. Thoughts?

Previous projects have had to be archived due to character limit, which can now be found here!

#Please Note: This post has been updated, new version can be found here

Additions since posting

• Cast added to Loki (Season 2)
• Old Projects Archived
• Secret Invasion Filming Status Updated
• Hawkeye Cast List Updated
• 2022 & 2023 Film Slate Dates Pushed Back
• Production Statuses Updated for Guardians of the Galaxy: Holiday Special and Vol. 3
• Armor Wars Working Title Added
• Thor: Love and Thunder Cast List Updated
• Eternals and Spider-Man: No Way Home Length Added
• Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Filming Status Updated
• Legends Episodes Updated
• Spider-Man: No Way Home Cast List & Runtime Updated

#Legends - 8th January 2021

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

##Synopsis

Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.

The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.

##Episodes

• Wanda Maximoff
• Vision
• Falcon
• The Winter Soldier
• Sharon Carter
• Baron Zemo
• Loki
• The Tesseract/Space Stone
• Black Widow
• Peggy Carter
• The Avengers Initiative
• The Ravagers
• The Ten Rings
• Hawkeye (12th November)

#Assembled

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

An in-depth look at MCU movies and T.V shows, a comprehensive documentary series streaming on Disney+ that chronicles the creation of Marvel Studios' thrilling new shows and theatrical releases.

This series began streaming on 12th March 2021, a week after WandaVision's final episode was released, and episodes will be released indefinitely after select Marvel Studios properties release.

##Episodes

• The Making of WandaVision (12th March 2021)
• The Making of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (30th April 2021)

There are spoilers and there are one or two in here that are sad or may be triggering. Some of these come from Ethanimale and Peridiam but also just random knowledge i have. Also feel free to add anything I may have missed. Anyway let's start with some random facts:

-the houseguests can hear production in the walls moving wires around and such

-there are a bunch of whiteboards that the cameramen use to write down possible storylines and the time and dates to refer back to.

-there’s a Big Brother curse that the first houseguest to enter the house each season has never gone on to win.

-there are two diary rooms, and the second one is located upstairs i think??? but it is only used for getting medications and things like that.

-If the traditional jury number of 7 was used instead of 9 in BB18 & 19, Paul Abrahamian would have won both seasons, and Tyler would have won BB20.

-Nicole has spent the most days in the BB house, with it being 254 days.

-Big Brother was the last prime time television show to switch to HD, due to needing to upgrade over 80 cameras in the house and over 14 miles of HD cables throughout the house. It took almost 3 years to complete the project.

-In 2015 Mike Boogie was over 23 million dollars in debt and had to file for bankruptcy. He was also arrested for holding a gun to a picture of Dr. Will’s children as a threat after Will didn’t want to go on the Amazing Race with him.

Season 1

-12 years before the season, Chicken George accidentally killed his friend in a freak hunting accident.

Season 2

-Dr. Will is the only winner to have never won a competition.

-Krista Stegall later sued CBS for negligence because they allowed Justin Sebik on the show after he was arrested a few years prior for assault charges and later also charged for assault and theft a year after his first arrest. It is unknown how the lawsuit played out.

Season 3

-Daniele Reyes is the reason jury members are now sequestered.

Season 4

-Brandon Showalter was supposed to be on this season but was caught trying to contact his girlfriend in sequester before the season started, so he was removed and replaced by Jee, the ex boyfriend of Jun Song.

-only season other than Season 1 to not have an openly gay houseguest.

Season 5

-Drew Daniels is the only one to have played in every single power of veto ever since there was the rule that only six houseguests could play.

Season 6

-James was originally supposed to b

It was the biggest change to Phil, who is perhaps without doubt one of, if not the, most iconic character from EastEnders. It put him together with another iconic character, and there could've been so many stories with Phil trying to acclimatise himself within the Slater family, understanding Kat's history and personality, having a chance of being a proper father-figure - for the first time in his life - to her kids. It could've been played for both comedy and real drama at the same time.

But instead they're just going back down the same beaten track of Phil and Sharon. It's boring, it's been done to death and I'm sick of it really. It feels like such a missed opportunity,

So after the Slaters moved in, there's now a massive total of 12 people living in Phil's house;

• Stacey's three kids

• Kat's three kids

• Scarlett

• Stacey

• Jean

• Eve

• Kat

• Phil

That's just ridiculous.

12 people in that house and seven of them are kids.

Where are most of them even sleeping, three in a room and two or three more on the floor?

Stacey and Jean need to find their own place now.

What do we think about Kats interior design skills? I was shocked when I first saw it, it’s so bold and OTT but I kind of like it! I wonder what the kitchen looks like.

Also, are we assuming all the Slaters have moved in now, as Stacey was hanging around there yesterday? If so, it will probably end up looking like a doss house before long!

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

This is every contestant that every judge got wrong from Seasons 1-6. Also goes for guest judges. Spoiler mark just in case.

Season 1:

Hippo

Real Identity: Antonio Brown

Robin's Guess: Odell Beckham Jr.

Jenny's Guess: Deion Sanders

Ken's Guess: Deion Sanders

Nicole's Guess: Allen Iverson

Pineapple

Real Identity: Tommy Chong

Robin's Guess: Sugar Ray Leonard

Jenny's Guess: Cheech Marin

Ken's Guess: Jimmy Buffett

Nicole's Guess: Kid Rock

Poodle

Real Identity: Margaret Cho

Robin's Guess: Judge Judy Sheindlin

Jenny's Guess: Kathy Lee

Ken's Guess: Melissa Rivers

Joel's Guess: Jillian Michaels

Nicole's Guess: Jillian Michaels

Lion

Real Identity: Rumer Willis

Robin's Guess: Michelle Williams

Jenny's Guess: Kelly Rowland

Kenan's Guess: Kelly Rowland

Ken's Guess: Dawn Robinson

Nicole's Guess: Hailee Steinfeld

Monster

Real Identity: T-Pain

Robin's Guess: Jamie Foxx

Jenny's Guess: Michael Vick

Ken's Guess: Darius Rucker

Nicole's Guess: CeeLo Green

Kenan's Guess: Tyrese Gibson

Season 2

Ice Cream

Real Identity: Tyler "Ninja" Blevins

Robin's Guess: deadmau5

Jenny's Guess: Rob Dyrdek

Ken's Guess: PewDiePie

Nicole's Guess: Marshmello

Panda

Real Identity: Laila Ali

Robin's Guess: Loni Love

Jenny's Guess: Wanda Sykes

Ken's Guess: Queen Latifah

Nicole's Guess: Venus Williams

Eagle

Real Identity: Dr. Drew Pinsky

Robin's Guess: Howard Stern

Jenny's Guess: Adam Carolla

Ken's Guess: Craig Ferguson

Nicole's Guess: Jeff Foxworthy

Penguin

Real Identity: Sherri Shepherd

Robin's Guess: Mindy Kaling

Jenny's Guess: Nicole Byer

Ken's Guess: Wanda Sykes

Nicole's Guess: Star Jones

Ladybug

Real Identity: Kelly Osbourne

Robin's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Jenny's Guess: Paris Jackson

Triumph's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Ken's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Nicole's Guess: Jamie Lynn Spears

Rottweiler

Real Identity: Chris Daughtry

Robin's Guess: Darren Criss

Jenny's Guess: Jason Mraz

Ken's Guess: Dave Franco

Nicole's Guess: Darren Criss

Season 3:

Robot

Real Identity: Lil Wayne

Robin's Guess: Shaun White

Jenny's Guess: Johnny Knoxville

Ken's Guess: Flava Flav

Jamie's Guess: Steve-O

Nicole's Guess: Floyd Mayweather

Llama

Real Identity: Drew Carey

Robin's Guess: Adam Carolla

Jenny's Guess: Kelsey Grammer

Ken's Guess: Joel McHale

Jason's Guess: Johnny Knoxville

Nicole's Guess: Woody Harrelson

Elephant

Real Identity: Tony Hawk

Robin's Guess: Travis Pastrana

Jenny's Guess: Lance Armstrong

Ken's Guess: Beto O'Rourke

Nicole's Guess

There are so many kids on Eastenders but they very rarely have anything to do.

1. Lexi Pearce (Ben and Lola's daughter)
2. Will Mitchell (Honey and Billy's son)
3. Janet Mitchell (Honey and Billy's daughter)
4. Raymond Fox (Denise and Phil's son)
5. Pearl Fox (Kim and Vincent's daughter)
6. Mica Fox (Kim and Vincent's son)
7. Mackenzie Atkins (Gray and Chantelle's son)
8. Mia Atkins (Gray and Chantelle's daughter)
9. Lily Slater (Stacey's daughter with Whitney's brother)
10. Arthur Kazemi (Kush and Stacey's son)
11. Hope Fowler (Martin and Stacey's daughter)
12. Amy Branning (Roxy and Jack's daughter)
13. Ricky Branning (Sam Mitchell and Jack's son)
14. Albie Watts (Sharon and Keanu's son)
15. Annie Carter (Linda and Max's daughter)
16. Bailey Baker (Mitch's daughter)
17. Bert Slater (Kat's son)
18. Ernie Slater (Kat's son)
19. Tommy Moon (Kat and Alfie's son)
20. Alyssa Rickman (Denny's daughter)
21. Kioni Mawra (Mila's little sister)
22. Scarlett Butcher (Janine's daughter)
23. Ollie Carter (Mick and Linda's son)

EDIT: Let's not forget our currently offscreen/unborn children: Ruby's Baby, Rainie and Stuart’s surrogate baby, Abi Branning, Chelsea's baby. So that's an extra 4 kids.

23 kids, and none of them do anything. There's not even a gang of teenagers like there normally is, cos of these kids I think Will, Amy and Lily are the oldest and they're about 12/13. Janet is older than Will but we don't see her interact with anyone outside of her family much.

Also, those kids on top of the regular cast of 54 brings the overall cast list to 77. That is a lot of characters.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Forget that eastenders would have had us believe that the square planned an attack on Ian, they'd probably burn gray alive if they found out what he's done

I like how they done it though, he is pretty much a domestic supervillain.

If everyone found out what he done;

•Was a woman beater, and eventually killed Chantelle in a spew of anger because she could not take It anymore. He'd also casually torture her, such as making her hold her breath under water in a bath tub for minutes

•Killed Tina after she figured him out, and essentially stole money from Mick and Shirley whilst they were trying to solve her disappearance. He's clearly a sociopath.

•Got so jealous of Whitney and kush that he actually ended up pushing kush into an incoming train and is now currently trying to make amends by getting right into her pants.

All in all, virtually no one is left unscathed by his actions:

•Gray has the carters who will want to kill him for sure

•Gray especially has the Taylor's. Can only imagine how Mitch would react and Keegan.

•Gray has almost everyone on the square wanting him dead for killing kush because he was one of the more likeable characters (before the whole kat situation). Mainly Carmel's family, butchers on Martin's behalf, and slaters being the father of Arthur.

I wouldn't say he's plainly the worst villain which could be debated because there is a long history in this soap, but he's definitely a top 5 candidate.

If they all found out at the same time, I don't think this one is going to the police, it should be left to those families.

Was expecting double maybe but triple digits Ben was a busy boy while he was away from the square higher bodycount than Kat Slater

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

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###Updates since posting

• No Way Home Cast Updated
• Moon Knight Filming Status Updated
• Moon Knight Cast Updated
• I Am Groot Links and Crew Updated
• What If...? (Season 2) Crew Updated
• Echo Crew Updated
• The Marvels Cast Updated
• Hawkeye Cast Updated
• Untitled Scarlett Johansson Project added
• Blade Cast and Filming Status Updated
• Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania Filming Status Updated
• Spider-Man: Homecoming 4 Added
• Spider-Man: No Way Home Synopsis Updated
• Secret Invasion Cast Updated
• Shang-Chi Projects Added
• Untitled Shang-Chi Sequel Cast Updated
• Untitled Destin Daniel Cretton Series Updated

#Legends - 8th January 2021

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

##Synopsis

Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.

The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.

##Episodes

• Wanda Maximoff
• Vision
• Falcon
• The Winter Soldier
• Sharon Carter
• Baron Zemo
• Loki
• The Tesseract/Space Stone
• Black Widow
• Peggy Carter
• The Avengers Initiative
• The Ravagers
• The Ten Rings
• Hawkeye (12th November)

#Assembled

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

An in-depth look at MCU movies and T.V shows, a comprehensive documentary series streaming on Disney+ that chronicles the creation of Marvel Studios' thrilling new shows and theatrical releases.

This series began streaming on 12th March 2021, a week after WandaVision's final episode was released, and episodes will be released indefinitely after select Marvel Studios properties release.

##Episodes

• The Making of WandaVision
• The Making of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
• The Making of Loki
• The Making of Black Widow
• The Making of What If...?
• The Making of Shang-Chi and the Legend of The Ten Rings
• The Making of Hawkeye

#Hawkeye - November 24th 2021 (6 Episodes)

###Status - Wrapped; First 2 Episodes streaming on November 24th

Platform: Disney+

^(**Wo

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

#Please Note: This post is no longer being updated. A new update will be posted after What If...? has wrapped

#Legends - 8th January 2021

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

##Synopsis

Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.

The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.

##Episodes

• Wanda Maximoff (8th January)
• Vision (8th January)
• Falcon (5th March)
• The Winter Soldier (5th March)
• Sharon Carter (12th March)
• Baron Zemo (12th March)
• Loki (4th June)
• The Tesseract/Space Stone (4th June)
• Black Widow (7th July)
• Peggy Carter (4th August)
• The Avengers Initiative (4th August)
• The Ravagers (4th August)

#WandaVision - 15th January 2021 (9 Episodes)

###Status: Streaming

Platform: Disney

^(Working Title: Big Red)

##Synopsis

The very first Marvel Studios series on Disney+, and the first content of Phase 4. With 9 episodes, this series explores the powers and capabilities of two of the most powerful heroes of the MCU, as well as their relationship and new marriage through the medium of various sitcoms throughout the decades, whilst also dealing with Vision's sentience, after being killed when Wanda destroyed the Mind Stone, only to be brought back by Thanos with the Time Stone and killed again when the Titan ripped the Mind Stone from his head.

##Links

Following directly on from Avengers: Endgame, the series pulled in characters from all over the MCU, specifically Darcy Lewis from Thor and Thor: The Dark World, Jimmy Woo from Ant-Man and The Wasp and Monica Rambeau from Captain Marvel.

Elizabeth Olsen will transition from this series into >!Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness!<, while Monica Rambeau will go from this series into >!The Marvels!<.

##Crew

Director: Matt Shakman (The Boys, Game of Thrones)

Cinematographer: Jess Hall (Hot Fuzz, 30 Minutes or Less)

Head Writer: Jac Schaeffer (Black Widow, The Hustle)

##Cast

• Elizabeth Olsen (Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch)
• Paul Bettany (The Vision)
• Kat Dennings (Darcy Lewis)
• Teyonah Parris (Monica Rambeau)
• Randall Park (Jimmy Woo)
• Kathryn Hahn (Agnes)
• Fred Melamed (Arthur Heart)
• Debra Jo Rupp (Mrs. Heart)
• Jolene Purdy (Undisclosed Role