A list of puns related to "Karl Schubach"
Enough said...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zpXAA4mEe-A
Hey all, havenβt been able to find an answer anywhere online so I thought Iβd try asking here.
Does anyone have any idea why Karl Schubach left Misery Signals? I know that in 2016 it was announced that Jesse was coming back as their vocalist, but what irks me is that there was never any kind of statement about Karl leaving. Kinda makes me wonder if their split was something less than amicable.
It all kinda bums me out since Controller is easily my favorite MS album, and even if they didnβt split on the best of terms I think they at least owed the guy who did vocals for 3/4 of their albums some kind of acknowledgement at the end of the line. Especially since the documentary they dropped a while ago, as far as I remember, all but ignores the bandβs career between Maliceβs release and the 2016 Malice tour.
Idk, it all just seems kind of disrespectful to the guy whoβs responsible for headlining 75% of their recorded material. Iβm sure that Iβm missing a lot of context, but still.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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