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We are three females from Finland planning on having a trip to the Manhattan! We would like to see and experience this wonderfull city and country to the fullest! Part of this would be a trip to Costco, since everything there is so hecking HUGE! So if you can come along and let us use your membership to go shop there for once, that would be awesome!
If you don't have that, then don't turn us down just yet! We would like some information about:
-the closest Walmart that sells guns (not to buy, duh. Russia is like, right next to us)
-place that sells the sweetest bread, that's not called cake yet
-public bathroom with the widest stall caps ever
-some real-life-Karen sitings/someplace where some random person would yell at us to not speak foreing language (we know this could be tricky, but hope lives on)
Lol, this was written in a way that it could fit Tinder or something. But seriously, if anyone knows how to reach a person willing to lend us a costco card. We would appreciate that! And if you could help us to think about some stereotypical American or New York related stuff to experience, wonderfull!
We are fully vaccinated, our english is fluent, but with an accent for sure. We will not bother you any longer than needed, if you don't want us to. A little chat and some coffee, sure! We will keep a certain distance and use masks for the whole duration. Our hotel is in business district in Manhattan and trip is scheduled in early March. Of course, if pandemic hits harder and we can't enter the country.... I guess were not coming.
And just to make sure, we are not asking anyone to pay for us! We will pay for ourselves. We might treat you to some finnish goods or a cup of coffee for the trouble. Believe us, our milk chocolate and candy are really good!
Edit: thank you for all replys! We even got few offers from people willing to help with Costco! Yay! I heard that lot you are concerned since, our trip to Manhattan seems to be only for some joke. And it does sound like it by the way I wrote this... Don't worry! These things that I mentioned are not the only thing and only a minority. We are excited to see New York City for it's unique features too! I just didn't mention them, since we already have clear plans about them.
And if you think that we are only making fun of americans, this post totally seems like it. It is mostly of things that are different and seem ridiculous to us on their own way. It does not cover our full view of USA and its people.
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Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
I took too much allergy medicine now I'm seeing bugs dance on my ceiling and my dick shrinking
Very long post sorry but I think it's worth it to hear what happened with me so you can see how this could potentially destroy everything, I still don't know exactly where I am in reality. If I saw this I wouldn't believe it. I hit them with the "yeah I was the bugs on your wall this totally happened." I got lucky by just freaking out my nice old neighbors and kids and losing myself in every way and have to accept that certain people will always just think I'm crazy and idk. Saw this Reddit from the DXM Reddit and it looked interesting and I checked if you could get it on Instacart so I did cause I'm too lazy to go find it. I'm a male who's like idk I weigh like 130. It came I also got some dxm pills it was like 800mg poli and took like 20 25mg benadryl pills idk I forgot if I took more I think I may have idk none of it made sense. This is going to be very long like a short story but it'll be worth it trust me it's so weird. I basically just watched in confusing as reality and my senses of logic and sense slipped away I would usually not do this to myself, but I haven't cared lately. I'm sad so. I was being reckless. I usually consider myself able to handle drugs and not have a bad time.
I don't know how to arrange sentences I forgot haven't needed to really often enough I just text people paragraph by paragraph at a time.
It first started out with weird dark things darting across my vision. Idk what time I think like at 10pm or something I think the dxm poli made the dph last too long and be eh more mentally damaging. It was interesting but the opposite of acid which starts with colors not dark weird things. I went into my bathroom and there were a couple bugs. They all looked weird though like I would look up close and they had weird antenna and shit. Idk I realized I was on drugs so it was pretty cool but they still disgusted me with how they like kinda danced around it was weird she creepy but I just left the bathroom they didn't do anything wrong though like attack they just danced still nasty
There was a spider but I think that was real because I see him still today and I kept him so he could eat the alien bugs. Then there were bees all over my tv like swarming it is was a little box TV on top of my fridge but my main TV was fine.
Anyways I was never scared. Just really confused a lot. And the sense of dread that would hit when I come out
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Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
