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> According to Kajima, networked bulldozers carried out "Simple and repetitive" construction operations with "High precision".
> Kajima intends to develop its A4CSEL software so that the machines can communicate with each other to avoid repeating work or colliding with each other.
> In January, Jaxa selected Kajima's idea to develop machinery for construction in space for its Space Exploration Innovation Hub project, a three-way programme among businesses, the government and academia.
> Kajima and Jaxa are aiming to have software and hardware ready to be used in the next 15 to 25 years.
> Tokyu Construction Company is researching ways of creating construction materials from "In situ resources" - in other words, making bricks from moon dust without the aid of water.
> The Takenaka Corporation has been given funding to develop "Adaptive robots" that will be able to tackle more complex construction tasks, and Sakai Heavy Industries is looking into the problem of low gravity soil compaction.
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CHIYODA, TOKYO β A group of reporters was invited to the Portuguese embassy in Chiyoda ward to a press conference held by International Trade Minister Fukuda and a delegation consisting of the Portuguese Ambassador and local representatives from Timor-Leste, a small Portuguese colony occupying half an islandβthe other half being held by Indonesiaβin Southeast Asia. The Ambassador reiterated earlier plans for an independence referendum to be held in Timor-Leste in either 1970 or 1974, and introduced plans by which Japan has agreed to aid in this process.
The main part of this plan was economic in nature, with Japanese industry and investors supporting the development of Timor-Leste in order to ensure stability in preparation for its independence. The highlights were: Road and rail infrastructure to connect the disparate villages and towns Schools and libraries in regions which presently do not have access to them Clinics and small hospitals to serve rural areas Machinery for the textile industry as well as spare parts and Japanese engineers to aid in training local operators Military communications, troop transport, fuel, cargo and ambulance trucks to serve as part of the basis for a new Timor-Leste Defence Force
While much of the plan was left vague, some of the bigger-ticket items were explained in more detail. The rolling stock for the rail infrastructure would be delivered by Hitachi and would be non-high speed for cost and lack of necessity for high-speed rail and standard (1435mm) gauge to aid with compatibility compared to the much less common Iberian (1668mm) gauge of Portugal. The trucks would be produced by Toyota (troop and cargo transports), Isuzu (fuel tankers) and Mitsubishi (command/radio cars and ambulances).
Obayashi Group and Kajima Construction, two of Japanβs Big Five construction companies, were jointly awarded the construction contracts as part of this deal. Portugal would be responsible for the recruitment and training of teachers and librarians as well as setting education policy due to greater language and cultural familiarity. Daiichi Medical Co. Ltd, an up-and-coming manufacturer of medical devices, would provide diagnostic and surgical equipment to the new hospitals as well as a number of doctors and nurses to aid the Portuguese in training the local population.
All of this was in addition to Minister Fukuda announcing plans for low-interest loans to aid in further development of the country once a referendum has successfull
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Tokyo, Japan
#WONDER: O' Child of Mine! Rise Forever into the Sky!
The Japan Times | Issued May 1st, 2036 - 12:00 | Tokyo, Japan
TOKYO - The original consortium responsible for the first phase of Japan's EVERCHILD program has announced that under the direction of the Imperial Diet and with approval from the major Keiretsu, that the three major "WONDER CONSORTIUMS" have been organized under the "EVERCHILD" Program as the head-branch within Japan's ongoing "future development world". This has seen all the major businesses and companies of the three "wonder consortiums" (seen below), send representatives to plan out Japan's technological future.
- The Wonder Consortiums
- The EVERCHILD Consortium
- Cyberdyne
- Kawasaki Heavy Industries
- SoftBank Group
- IHI Heavy Industries
- Mitubishi
- NTT Communications
- SoftBank Robotics
- Mitsui Group
- OriHime-D-HONDA
- Telexistence
- KDDI
- The IZANAMI Consortium
- Obayashi Corporation
- Shimizu Corporation
- Takenaka Corporation
- Kajima Corporation
- Taisei Corporation
- The RACER Consortium
- Honda (Vehicle Section)
- Kawasaki (Vehicles)
- Mazdsa
- Mitsubishi (Vehicles)
- Nissan
- Subaru
- Suzuki
- Toyota
- Cyan Racing (Provided invitation is accepted)
The three WONDER Consortiums each specialized in a specific area of advancement, have confirmed a variety of new projects both independently and in some cases cooperatively with the other Consortiums. Project details can be found below.
The Euphrates Canal
Following an agreement between the governments of Japan, ADIR, RIGS, and Germany - the INAZAMI Consortium partnering with the EVERCHILD Consortium (for robotics) has announced the construction of a new Canal which will span across the deserts of Iraq and Jordan at a length of nearly 1,294 km. Titled the Euphrates Canal after one of the Great Middle Eastern River, the Canal will eventually come to totally replace the need for the aged and much sm
... keep reading on reddit β‘Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
