Why is Dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a ‘C’?
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,
“thank you for your cervix.”
If Korean pop is called K-pop, what Chinese rap called?
I once met a girl from Wales who had 36 Double D's
It was a really, really hard name to pronounce.
What'd the doctor say when he had to give his first jab?
"Okay, I'll give it a shot"
I'm sorry
Hey friends! In support of the LGBTQ+ community I wanted to design a punny pride greeting card and I am so happy with how it turned out :D let me know what you think!
My fortune teller told me that in 10 years I’d suffer a terrible heartbreak.
……so to cheer myself up, I bought a puppy.
I saw a guy wearing a "F**K 2020" jumper at the pub tonight.
I turned to my wife and said, "what a dated jumper"
Note: wife and friends groaned and eye rolled.
My wife said she’d leave me if I kept quoting Shrek and I didn’t believe her
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, “Just you wait!”
I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese
The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards
Found this... fan art and thought I'd share
What’d the farmer say to the cow on the roof?
I'd tell you a chemistry joke...
... but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
They told me I’d be bad at poetry because I’m dyslexic..
But so far I’ve made 2 jugs and a vase!
I’d be lying if I said I got a hair cut
I'd tell you a construction joke..
But I'm still working on it.
A duck wants into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist: “I’d like some chapstick”
The pharmacist says “but you’re a duck, how are you going to pay for that?”
The duck says “it’s fine, just put it on my bill”
He must feel lonely at (k)night
I'm pretty good at history but I recently read about a Nazi war criminal who I'd never heard of before.
His name didn't ring any Gö- bells.
My wife told me that she'd slept with 7 people before we met.
I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.
My girlfriend thought I'd be lonely after she broke up with me,
Little did she know that I immediately bought stocks just to have some company.
Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?
No reason to see one if it's ok.
If Hose C and Hose D are together, who is Hose B dating?
I hope that the universe keeps on expanding forever so all the heat runs out some day. It means that eventually things are gonna be 0 K
I'd like to introduce you to my stepladder.
I never met my real ladder.
Breaking News: K-pop band BTS has sued Phillips and Bose Corporations
Apparently their music was not audible in their noise cancellation headphones
So my wife says, “honey, I’d like to have a little Italian for dinner tonight.”
I said, “Sure. But I’m not sure how the little Italian’s family will feel about that.”
There's a group of sharks that like to meet up in secret. I'd tell you more but...
The first rule of bite club is do not talk about bite club.
I once had a parrot that was taken over by the spirit of a raven. It'd often say, "nevermore".
My buddy and I were discussing foods; which ones we liked and which ones we didn’t. He said he’d had a hard time getting into bananas.
I told him that you had to peel the outer layer.
I’d give me wife the whole ocean
But today she’s only getting a small C-section
Edit: it’s actually true. Today at 10am here in Sweden it’s happening 🙂
My son asked me how long I’d been feeling Covid symptoms for.
I told him “right off the bat”.
A mean man told me I'd never be a lemon or a lime
Ernie asked his brother if he'd like any ice cream
His brother said "sure Bert".
Whenever we visited my Grampa's dairy farm, there'd be mud and cowpats everywhere, and my Dad would say, "I love dairy farms! Look at the dairy barn, and the dairy cows, and...
"Smell that sweet Dairy Air!"
If the joke's unclear:>!"dairy air" sounds like "derriere"!<
6 strands of Kurt Cobain’s hair sold at auction in the last month for $14,000. You’d think it would have a very musty odor.
But really, it just smells like teen spirit.
I told my manager that I'd quit because they weren't giving me enough training.
"OK, you know where the door is," he said.
"No, I don't," I replied.
My wife said I'd gotten fat since she married me me...
I said "Yeah, you got 50% more of me. That's a great return on investment!"
Ima start spelling weed oui’d cos I can’t say no to it
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
Why is dark spelled with a K?
Because you can't c in the dark.
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
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