While having dinner with my wife:

‪Me: Forks make cutting food a lot easier‬

‪Wife: But they’re meant for stabbing food‬

‪Me: Then why don’t they just have two prongs?

‪Wife: Because then it wouldn’t be called a four-k ‬

‪I’ve taught her well ‬

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