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I was under the impression that the housewives are paid a few hundred thousand to be on the show each season. The number I see thrown around most often is $500k, but from my understanding, the salary they contract for can vary from city to city depending on the cast.
If Whitney made roughly 300k in S1, and her familyβs savings are now fully depletedβ¦did her family actually ever have any savings to begin with? Did the Bravo money evaporate?
Yes, sheβs calling Lisaβs set ups out, but how does that make her so smart? Arenβt the set ups obvious to even a five year old? Thereβs no mystery that Lisa went to the restaurant owned by the caterers to clear her name. Whitney is like, AHA! THE CATERERS ARE HERE. I FIGURED IT OUT! No, if she had figured it out, we wouldnβt have had that scene with the caterers because Whitney would have insisted on a different restaurant.
Thereβs no mystery that Lisa brought Cameron on to tell his story about Mary. Whitney is like, βBUT MARY, I ONLY SAID BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR CHURCH BECAUSE LISA PURPOSELY BROUGHT CAMERON ON.β Again, if Whitney had actually figured anything out, she wouldnβt have talked shit to Meredith in the first place.
So why is Whitney being credited with having any more intelligence than we previously thought just for realizing the simplest things after the fact? Also, her confessionals where she talks like she knows Lisaβs behaviors so well are after the fact. If she has a phd in Lisa and knows exactly what Lisa is thinking and feeling, then why is she unable to get a step ahead? Why didnβt she go to Mary first before Lisa did?
It really does seem that Lisa is right and Weather spend a lot of time imagining Lisa feels this about them or thinks that about them, when in reality Lisa doesnβt even care enough about them to think much about them at all. Which is also why she puts zero effort into her setups. She doesnβt care if Whitney thinks sheβs setting her up.
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Would be easier than going hackerman and trying to guess a password? What if Chantelle also made the post on a throwaway email account?
Iβm late to the party- got into it after watching Summer House- but just watched S2E3, where theyβre filming commercials for Thomasβ campaign (LMAO). Whitney is directing and mentioned heβs a filmmaker, who directed an international documentary called Ultra Suede. I hadnβt heard of it, so did a quick google search and holy ship, the reviews are hilarious. Has anyone watched it? Is it really that bad? And wouldnβt you think that heβd be hesitant to brag about producing a film (using βfilmβ very loosely) so widely panned and ridiculed?! But I guess that would require some modicum of self awareness, so scratch that.
Seems so obvious. Then Iβm reminded of how much the police are vilionised in EE that me might just receive a OBE for it.
I wondered if this was just part of an otherwise fabricated storyline like most everything else?
Obviously Whitneyβs biggest problem is food. Why doesnβt she just find a local food prep company and pair up? A lot of local Crossfit gyms have great local meal-prep companies that do weekly prep! She could probably find someone who would trade for some exposure, but if she cheats it looks bad on them.
But itβs frustrating me that with everything thatβs happenedβ¦ Lisa is the bad guy here? Donβt get me wrong, Lisa is a complete shit-stirrer but Iβll never understand how the argument always goes back to her being the main focus for Heather and Whitney to be angry about.
Like, your friend literally just got arrested for fraud and money laundering and youβre more concerned with Lisaβs reaction to that? Same with the Mary drama. Yes, Lisa shared the information in a very shady manner but the main issue should still be with Mary who is taking advantage of her church members.
Plus Jen and Mary have just been terrible people to Whitney and Heather in general yet they feel more attacked by Lisa? I donβt get it.
Maybe Iβm just biased because Lisa is probably my all time favourite housewife (she cracks me up to no end). But I also feel like this situation is a common occurrence in the housewives universe. Like in RHOBH when the drama was more focused on everyone thinking Vanderpump set up the dog situation instead of the fact Dorit put the dog in a situation where it could have been put down. Or Sutton being concerned about herself in regards to Erikaβs legal situation instead of the fact sheβs involved with stealing money from widows and orphans.
To sum up my point (apologies for the ramble) I just feel that the anger these women have needs to be directed towards the individuals who are legitimately hurting vulnerable people instead of the ones bringing these issues to light.
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I hadnβt seen anyone post, so for those of you who arenβt on Instagram, Whitney Bjerken (popular gymnastics YouTuber) just committed to Alabama gymnastics!
It was kind of a surprise to me. Though her skills and development have been hampered by her injuries, I guess I always assumed she would become a beam specialist at a more popular gymnastics program like UCLA or LSU. Even maybe Oklahoma because of how well-known they are for their level-tens with stellar technique and lines. BUT, Iβm so glad sheβs found such success in a program after all sheβs dealt with. What do you all think?
I just love how authentic she is! Lisa is so rude to her and I donβt get it?
I hate Gray and heβs repulsive, but Whitney is not currently aware that Gray abused his wife and killed her along with 2 other people, so whatβs the deal with her teasing him over personal problems and thinking itβs her place to tell him what to do in his own relationship. I know she cares about Chelsea but itβs not her business whether Gray has a good enough income, and insulting people with βnormalβ jobs in the process. Fair enough he didnβt tell her, but Whitney was never in any place to be involved as much as she is. It is good she is, however, as we know what he did, but just saying it says a lot about her, because what if Gray happened to have committed no crimes?
Lisa never gives Heather or Whitney any grace and constantly talks shit about them. Is rude and dismissive toward them.
Lisa's on WWHL saying she thought the cops were there for Heather. That she thought Heather was the one sending everyone threatening abusive texts. Both ridiculous suggestions.
This is not some one sided fued solely fueled by Heather and Whitney.
Granted I love all 3 of them and I'm already starting to tire of their fued.
But I think it's unfair that Heather and Whitney constantly get maligned for being obsessed with Lisa and dragging this out.
What she said about Kimberly (RIP), ugh. So heartless.
They're basically the same. Has anyone else caught this? What's the deal?
After seeing all the fear she evokes around here, I get it now. That Miltank wiped my entire team. She is no joke. There goes the genlocke I guess.
I brought my Snorlax with from FRLG, but he was opposite gender and attract was a killer (not to mention stomp seemed to have a flinch rate of 75% and a crit rate of 50%).
I was at her show and met her after. I said vape nation hila kleiners unite and she just pulled of her phone took a video and sent it to Hila. I feel like this is a dream and I recognize this is a lil cringe but I canβt believe that just happened, and I needed to share it with people who would understand. π
I ran into Whitney outside on my lunch break today, and she was so kind and beautiful. Seriously a stunner! I was so nervous to interrupt or bother her, but she was nice enough to chat with me for a few minutes. I can't believe I actually met a houseguest, I've been watching Big Brother for 15 years now. I am starstruck and wanted to share here instead of just lurking, LOL! P.S. She is still rooting for an X win.
Jessica could do so much better on her own or by teaming up with another 'celebrity fitness expert'. Whitney has absolutely no work ethic and will be the downfall of that company
'Heaven would be not having your friend throw a remote control at your face'
I bet she blocks me. LOL
Omg, i Loved that scene. Whitney having a Melt down once again and Babs being cool as cumcumber replying with "You have. Me!" that was so adorable. She probably has made Peace with the fact that her daughter is a hopeless case and just makes the best of it.
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