Just Like You Puns

That bear’s repeating.

A sigh-smograph.

It prevents streaking.

"You never complained about being drunk before, Why now?"

"Ask a glass of water!"

Thanks to the late Douglas Adams and the first of five books in the growing trilogy 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy' from which this joke was adapted.

The husband replied, “Thanks honey… Without my glasses on, so do you.”

A Dopplerganger.

I said "No thanks, just leave it in the carton."

She said “It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.”

“Alright,” I said, “I’ll just have one then, you stupid cow.”

A Big Bang

...it will grow on you.

They're both sham-poo

Me: Yes. I don’t love Love Actually actually.

She said, "whey!"

"Probably was the Air Force"

And I know most of you here can do better than my,

While stiff arming their face, "I don't wanna seeeeee yo food."

Do you get it? Do ya, cause it's about turning the joke back... You get it right?

Anyway, help a guy increase his dadjoke street cred with his kiddo and his lunchroom hecklers.

"I thought so too! That's why I stole him from the park."

Sam Ting.