Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket
.. Only got 20%Off
I just tried scraping ice off my windscreen with a loyalty card....
I only managed to get 20% off.
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.
Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.
I've just lost my job as an ice cream tester.
I couldn't do sundaes...
I just threw ice at a criminal and got him arrested
Just-ice served!
My son just played "Don't Break The Ice" by himself with two hammers and exclaimed "I won!"
To which I replied "but on the other hand, you lost"
Just-ice is a dish best served cold
If all the ice melts, is it just berg lettuce??
I just lost an ice cube in the kitchen.
But I'm not worried, its just water under the fridge.
The Just Ice League v.redd.it/1g38jpvy6tb21
Just been offered a job at a local ice cream shop, but I turned it down.
I don't like working on sundaes.
I just found out my girlfriend puts ice in her milk
Our relationship’s on the rocks
Its bloody cold today just had to use my Company’s staff discount card to scrape the ice off my windscreen.
Still only managed to get 10% off....
The local ice cream man just got court martialed
Turns out he was a desserter
Most people just do not appreciate chocolate ice cream with nuts and marshmallows as much as I do.
I know, it's only Rocky Road, but I like it.
Just found out my local ice cream man was depressed.
So he topped himself.
No idea if anyone is interested but a friend has opened up an ice rink charging just 10p a go.
Cheap Skate.
I've just heard that the Japanese have made ice cream that tastes like instant noodles...
They're calling it ramen raisin.
Mom gets into the car with a bag of ice she just bought...
Dad: Ice to see you.
