I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
As we all know, most anime onlys will eat this shitty ending up cause they'll love whatever garbage is thrown at them as long as their favorite characters have some good moments whether it make sense or not.
Eren and Mikasa will be remember as some Romeo and Juliet shit of this modern generation, there'll be people cosplaying as them every Halloween like some Sid and Nancy shit
The ending will have a score of 10/10 on imdb, be on par with fucking Breaking Bad
Mikasa will be remember as one of the best female character ever written, the new symbol of feminism
10 million YouTube video essay about how Ymir love for her abuser is fucking real love and what you should aim for in a relationship
Tinder people be using the "Even after I die.... I want to be at the front of your mind for a while! Ten years, at least" as their pickup line
Steins Gate suddenly get shit on for making too much sense of time travel shenanigans and not being straight up retard like AoT
The UN will look at Isayama's take on genocide as some brilliant idea to justify genocide, you can now kill an entire race but can only stop at 80%
Fucking everyone will throw rocks at each other to show their love
Chris-chan get released as killing your mom is somehow okay now so him fucking his mom is also considered as based in the future
Isayama got his nobel, hugo prize or whatever the fuck, Naoki Urasawa is now the clerk at Yams onsen as people shit on every works of him for being shitter than AoT
Necrophilia is the new trend, everyone accepted it and there'll be the Necrophilia Holliday as people fuck their loved ones dead body
What a fucking future for this community
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
