During my vacation of touring Washington DC, I was always thinking that since I know the Hebrew script and the Spanish language to a great extent, I thought: "What if I combined them, Spanish written in Hebrew script?" And before I got on the plane to back home, that's exactly what I did. (Note: I'm typing this from the gate lobby.)
#How does the script work? (ืึผึธึฝืึธ ืคึปื ืฉึดืึธื ึท ืึท ืึตืกืึผึฐืจึดืชึปืจึทุ [ยฟCรณmo funciona la escritura?])
First off, the full name of the script is called "The engineered Spanish-Judaeo script (ืึท ืึตืกืึผึฐืจึดืชึปืจึท ืึตืกืคึผึทื ึซึธื-ืึปืึตืึท ืชึฐืจึทืึทืึท [La escritura espaรฑol-judea tramada])".
I made the Hebrew script work like an abugida, with the consonants and diphthong vowels as the main blocks, the vowels as the dots below the blocks, and the consonant modifiers as dots in/on the blocks. Here's the script:
| Hebrew | Spanish |
|---|---|
| ืึท | A |
| ืึผ | B |
| ืึผ/ืฉ | C |
| ืฆ | CH |
| ื | D |
| ืึต | E |
| ืค ืฃ | F |
| ื / ื | G |
| ื | H |
| ืึด / ื | I |
| ื ื | J |
| ืง | K |
| ื | L |
| ืึซ | LL |
| ื ื | M |
| ื ื | N |
| ื ึซ | ร |
| ืึธ | O |
| ืคึผ | P |
| ืึผ | Q |
| ืจ | R |
| ืจึซ | RR |
| ืก | S |
| ืช | T |
| ืึป / ื | U |
| ื | V |
| ื | W |
| ื | X |
| ื | Y |
| ื | Z |
| ึฝ | (acute accent) |
| ึฐ | (absence of vowel) |
#How does it look in use? (ืึผึธึฝืึธ ืกึต ืึดืจึท ืึตื ืึปืกึธุ [ยฟCรณmo se mira en uso?])
I looks a little something of such:
ืคึผึทืืจึต ื ึปืึตืกืชึฐืจึธ ืึผึต ืึตืกืชึทึฝืก ืึตื ืึธืก ืฉึดืึตืึธืก,
ืกึทื ืชึดืคึดืึผึทืึธ ืกึตืึท ืชึป ื ึธืืึผึฐืจึต.
ืึตื ืึท ืชึป ืจึตืื ึธ,
ืึทึฝืึทืกึต ืชึป ืึธืึปื ืชึทื
ืึตื ืึท ืชึดืึตืจึซึท ืึผึธืึธ ืึตื ืึตื ืฉึดืึตืึธ.
ืึทื ึธืก ืึธื ืึตื ืคึผึทื ืึต ืึตืกืชึต ืึดึฝืึท.
ืคึผึตืจืึธื ึท ื ึปืึตืกืชึฐืจึทืก ืึตืืึทืก
ืึผึธืึธ ื ึธืกึธืชืจึธืก ืคึผึตืจืึธื ึทืึธืก ื ึปืึตืกืชึฐืจึธืก ืึตืืึธืจึตืก.
ื ึธ ื ึธืก ืึตืึตืก ืึผึทืึตืจ ืึตื ืึท ืชึตื ืชึทืฉึดืึธึฝื,
ืกึดื ึธ ืึผึต ืึดึฝืึผืจึทื ึธืก ืึตื ืึทืึธ.
ืึทืึตื.
Original Spanish
Padre nuestro que estรกs en los cielos,
Santificado sea tu nombre.
Venga tu reino,
Hรกgase tu voluntad
En la tierra como en el cielo.
Danos hoy el pan de este dรญa.
Perdona nuestras deudas
Como nosotros perdonamos nuestros deudores.
No nos dejes caer en la tentaciรณn,
Sino que lรญbranos del malo.
Amen.
How it's actually read
Padre nuestro ke esta's en los shielos,
Santifikado sea tu nombre.
Venga tu reyno,
Ha'gase tu voluntad
En la tier=a komo en el shielo.
Danos hoy el pan de este di'a.
Perdona nuestras dewdas,
Komo nosotros perdonamos nuestros dewdores.
No nos dekhes kaer en la tentashio'n,
Sino ke li'branos del malo.
Amen.
Long shot here. Have little and vague information, but it's obscure enough to work maybe.
A while ago my public music Radio station featured a section on an older artist (I think from the 40-60s? Very unsure) who often sang in Judaeo-Spanish (Ladino maybe? After googling...). They played this one song that was primarily just her singing very serenely and there was maybe a very light percussion accompaniment. I think the song title may have had 'maรฑana' in it, or maybe a lyric. I don't believe the song was in Judaeo-Spanish, rather Castillian. For any Pittsburgh peeps, it was on WYEP on world cafรฉ with David Die.
Thanks so much for any help. Really eating at me.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
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... keep reading on reddit โกI'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Christopher Walken
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
