Juan Gonzalez Puns

…The detective announced, “all evidence points to this murder being committed with a golf gun.”

“A golf gun!” His deputy exclaimed. “What the hell is a golf gun?”

“Oh you know, it’s a gun that shoots golf balls at high velocity.”

The deputy was incredulous. “Why would you shoot someone with a golf gun?”

“I don’t know,” said the detective grimly. “But they got a hole in Juan.”