Joyce Giraud Puns

I'm a new watcher and I'm DISGUSTED by how Brandi treated Joyce and how everyone jumped to Brandi's defense. I'm a big LVP fan but watching her snicker at Brandi's comments and make excuses for her racist comments infuriated me.

Joyce is beautiful, in a loving marriage (albeit a bit awkward with the big pee-pee comment) and I think Brandi was severely jealous because she knows Joyce is everything she can never be.

The fact that one of Brandi's closest friend who is also a POC told her that her comment was not appropriate and Brandi still refused to understand just showed how much of an imbecile she is.

ALSO how do these women not recognize that their behavior constitutes as BULLYING, just because the bullying isn't physical doesn't mean it isn't real.

I'm so mad ugh. The fact that Kyle has to be the voice of reason in this situation boggles my mind.

EDIT: I'M WATCHING THE REUNION AND I CANNOT STAND HOW THEY KEEP SHUTTING DOWN JOYCE. THE MICRO-AGGRESSIONS ARE SO BLATANT AND GROSS.

https://www.thethings.com/exclusive-joyce-giraud-opens-up-about-living-a-clean-life-and-having-zero-rhobh-regrets/

https://preview.redd.it/t0gcei99nnm61.jpg?width=1825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a044744187f7c2e931adf57638a02cd8906d9f46

http://joycegiraud.com

So I’m not sure how I didn’t realize this but she has a bunch of hair and skin products and goes on evine frequently to sell them- have any of you tried them? Would be interested in trying her masks. She has insanely beautiful hair!!!!

I think I'm one of the minority people who actually enjoyed Season 4 and it's cast and was super shocked to see Joyce and Carlton gone after 1 season. IMO Joyce and Carlton were way more interesting and interactive than Yolo. I've been binging Vanderpump Rules I'm on Season 5 now and I've seen Joyce pop up for like the past 3 seasons so clearly she and Lisa are friends so I would think it's possible for her to return on RHOBH since she has friends in the cast. Would you guys be welcoming of that?

A RHOBH cast shake up deleting Erika, demoting LVP or Kyle to friend, Camille + Joyce full time, maybe another new wife as well would be interesting

Not sure if anyone has heard of Joyce's housewife knock off reality show that her and her husband produce called Rica Famosa Latina which translates to Rich Famous Latina. Its all in Spanish and its based in LA about Latina woman. Its so trashy but so good!

This took me a MINUTE! But I'm bored with covid and was wondering who the oldest and youngest housewives were. The only birthday that I could not find at all was Sarah the bow-eater from RHOC :( Enjoy!!

1. Kim Granatell (September 12, 1950) (71)
2. Jeana Keough (September 18, 1955) (66)
3. Lea Black (April 23, 1956) (65)
4. Lynne Curtin (October 26, 1956) (65)
5. Ramona Singer (November 18, 1956) (65)
6. Faye Resnick (July 3, 1957) (64)
7. Lynda Erkiletian (September 17, 1957) (64)
8. Kathy Hilton (March 13, 1959) (62)
9. Eileen Davidson (June 15, 1959) (62)
10. Quinn Fry (October 29, 1959) (62)
11. Lisa Vanderpump (September 15, 1960) (61)
12. Lauri Peterson (October 28, 1960) (61)
13. Kim DePaola (April 22, 1961) (60)
14. Caroline Manzo (August 23, 1961) (60)
15. Adrienne Maloof (September 4, 1961) (60)
16. Vicki Gunvalson (March 27, 1962) (59)
17. Danielle Staub (July 29, 1962) (59)
18. Karen Huger (May 3, 1963) (58)
19. Elyse Slaine (June 29, 1963) (58)
20. Lisa Rinna (July 11, 1963) (58)
21. Tammy Knickerbocker (July 17, 1963) (58)
22. Carole Radziwill (August 20, 1963) (58)
23. Sonja Morgan (November 25, 1963) (58)
24. Jill Zarin (November 30, 1963) (58)
25. Yolanda Hadid (January 11, 1964) (57)
26. Shannon Storms Beador (March 24, 1964) (57)
27. Kim Richards (September 19, 1964) (57)
28. Cindy Barshop (October 11, 1964) (57)
29. Kathryn Edwards (October 16, 1964) (57)
30. Dorinda Medley (December 13, 1964) (57)
31. LuAnn DeLesseps (May 17, 1965) (56)
32. Charrisse Jackson Jordan (July 16, 1965) (56)
33. Michaele Salahi (October 1, 1965) (56)
34. Kathy Wakile (October 4, 1965) (56)
35. Ana Quincoces (November 10, 1965) (56)
36. Adriana de Moura (November 26, 1965) (56)
37. Barbara Kavovit (January 4, 1966) (55)
38. Garcelle Beauvais (November 24, 1966) (55)
39. Marysol Patton (May 9, 1967) (54)
40. Kimberly Bryant (January 14, 1967) (54)
41. Cynthia Bailey (February 19, 1967) (54)
42. Margaret Josephs (April 9, 1967) (54)
43. Alexia Echevarria (May 3, 1967) (54)
44. Siggy Flicker (June 1, 1967) (54)
45. Leeanne Locken (June 7, 1967) (54)
46. Stacie Scott Turner (July 16, 1967) (54)
47. Tamra Judge (September 2, 1967) (54)
48. Sheree Zampino (November 16, 1967) (54)
49. Nene Leakes (December 13, 1967) (54)
50. Kelly Bensimon (May 1, 1968) (53)
51. Rosie Pierri (June 12, 1968) (53)
52. Camille Grammer (September 2, 1968) (53)
53. Jennifer Gilbert (December 24, 1968) (53)
54. Heather Dubrow (January 5, 1969) (52)
55. Kyle Richards (January 11, 1969) (5

Teresa Aprea and Nicole Napolitano (New Jersey) - I enjoyed these two in the season which had Teresa Giudice preparing to go to Jail and Dina Manzo came back. They were funny, energetic and I appreciated how they were the sole ones to say Teresa deserved to go to jail and she wasn't a victim (which was how Andy Cohen and the cast was treating Teresa)

Joyce Giraud (Beverly Hills) - I'm still of the view Joyce is the most beautiful housewife I've ever seen in the franchise. It was like gazing at Princess Jasmine. She was graceful and classy yet she wasn't a doormat, she fought back whenever she got bullied by Brandi Glanville and Yolanda Foster.

Tamra Judge (Orange County) - Even though Tamra was on for many years, the public never seemed to like her. I enjoyed Tamra because she knew where she was and she delivered what was necessary to keep Orange County entertaining to watch.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Which Housewives do you believe truly have as close a friendship in real life as they do in their shows?

One that always stands out to me is Cynthia and Kenya. They (along with Kandi) spend as much time together off-season as they do on and were just as close when Kenya took the year off for her pregnancy.

Not only do they always know what’s going on in each other’s personal lives but they aren’t afraid to call each other out if they disagree - they’ll just do it one-on-one instead of in a group. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if Cynthia is a godmother to Brooklyn.

For the record, several people (Cynthia, Kandi, Eva) have said that they know not to take Kenya’s playful antics seriously because she has a role to fill and has fun with producer ideas.

There are very few HW friendships that seem completely immune to falling out but I don’t see it ever happening for the Cynthia/Kenya/Kandi trifecta.

As for former HWs who may not first come to mind - Lisa Vanderpump and Joyce Giraud are clearly very close to this day even though they only were on BH together for one season.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

If you were to map the strongest alliances that have existed across the show (I.e. Housewives that have never betrayed or turned on each other during on their time on the show together) what would you say they were?

Every alliance has a leader or central figure, and then the other Housewives who have never turned on them. What do you think?

Lisa Vanderpump’s allies: Carlton Gebbia, Kathryn Edwards, Denise Richards (+ Joyce Giraud after the show)

Kyle Richards’ allies: Adrienne Maloof, Taylor Armstrong, Lisa Rinna, Erika Girardi, Eileen Davidson, Teddi Mellencamp, Sutton Stracke

Lisa Rinna’s allies: Eileen Davidson, Erika Girardi, Kyle Richards, Teddi Mellencamp

Kim Richards’ allies: Yolanda Hadid (+ Brandi Glanville for most of their time on the show together)

Garcelle Beavais’ allies: Denise Richards, Sutton Stracke

That leaves Dorit Kemsley and Camille Grammer as two Housewives who have never been loyal to one alliance. They have feuded with each of the main alliances holders.

Have I missed anyone or does anyone disagree?

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

But let me give it a shot.

He’s the new temp.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

As we are all aware, the Real Housewives franchise has long lacked diversity. Since I love researching and statistics, I thought it would be interesting take a look into the ancestral/ethnic backgrounds of our Housewives!

Please let me know if I'm missing any information and I'll be sure to update.

Jewish (ethnically)

Heather Dubrow
Braunwyn Windham-Burke
Bethenny Frankel
Jill Zarin
Cindy Barshop
Aviva Drescher
Siggy Flicker
Jackie Goldschneider
Dorit Kemsley
Katie Rost
Lisa Barlow
Meredith Marks

England

Tamra Judge
Braunwyn Windham-Burke
Sonja Morgan
Tinsley Mortimer
Lisa Vanderpump
Kyle Richards
Kim Richards
Carlton Gebbia
Lisa Rinna
Robyn Dixon
Ashley Darby
LeeAnne Locken
Kameron Westcott

Ireland

Tamra Judge
Shannon Beador
Meghan King Biden Owens
Braunwyn Windham-Burke
Elizabeth Vargas
Sonja Morgan
Leah McSweeney
Kim Zolciak-Biermann
Dolores Catania
Kyle Richards
Kim Richards
LeeAnne Locken

Scotland/Wales

Vicki Gunvalson
Bethenny Frankel
Heather Thomson
Kyle Richards
Kim Richards
LeeAnne Locken

Western Europe

Kelly Dodd (Spain)
Elizabeth Vargas (Spain)
LuAnn de Lesseps (France)
Joyce Giraud (Spain)
Lisa Rinna (Portugal)
Denise Richards (France)
Garcelle Beauvais (France)

Scandinavia

Vicki Gunvalson
Cary Deuber (Denmark)

Italy

Gina Kirschenheiter
Carole Radziwill
Dorinda Medley
Leah McSweeney
Kim Zolciak-Biermann
Claudia Jordan
Teresa Giudice
Danielle Staub
Caroline Manzo
Dina Manzo
Jacqueline Laurita
Melissa Gorga
Dolores Catania
Camille Grammer
Lisa Rinna
Teddi Mellencamp

Central America + Caribbean

Kelly Dodd (Mexico)
Elizabeth Vargas (Mexico)
Joyce Giraud (Puerto Rico)
Garcelle Beauvais (Haiti)
Alexia Echevarria (Cuba)
Marysol Patton (Cuba)
Ana Quincoces (Cuba)
Cristy Rice (Cuba)
Lisa Hochstein (Jamaica)
Kary Brittingham (Mexico)

South America

Jo de la Rosa (Peru)
Adriana de Moura (Brazil)
Karent Sierra (Colombia)

Native American/Indigenous

Tamra Judge (Cherokee)
Lizzie Rovsek (Cherokee)
Kelly Dodd
LuAnn de Lesseps (Algonquin)
Kenya Moore
Drew Sidora
LeeAnne Locken

American Pilgrims

Tinsley Mortimer
Heather Gay
Whitney Rose

Germany + Austria

Vicki Gunvalson
Tamra Judge
Sonja Morgan
Jacqueline Laurita (Austria)
Teddi Mellencamp
D

I love making lists/stats/rankings so I took some time this morning to make this for fun :) feel free to add to this and I'll include it here!

VETERAN HOUSEWIVES (by episode):

1. Kandi Burruss (276)
2. Cynthia Bailey (259)
3. Ramona Singer (239 + season 13 will be #2)
4. Tamra Judge (236)
5. LuAnn de Lesseps (216 full, 23 friend + season 13 will be #4)
6. Vicki Gunvalson (231 full, 23 friend)
7. Kyle Richards (220 + season 11, will be #6)
8. NeNe Leakes (212)
9. Sonja Morgan (209 + season 13, will be #8)
10. Teresa Giudice (~203)
11. Lisa Vanderpump (200)
12. Melissa Gorga (~175)

LONGEST SEASONS (by episode):

27: RHOA S6

26: RHOA S12

25: RHONY S12, RHOA S7 + S9

24: RHOC S10, RHOA S5, RHONJ S4, RHOBH S2 + S6 S9

23: RHOC S7 + S14, RHONY S6 + S7 + S8, RHOA S4 + S11, RHOBH S4 + S5

NUMBER OF EPISODES:

1. Atlanta (284)
2. Orange County (268)
3. New York City (239 + season 13)
4. Beverly Hills (220 + season 11)
5. New Jersey (~203)
6. Potomac (89)
7. Dallas (75)
8. Salt Lake City (16)

LARGEST CAST EVER: 8 Housewives (RHONY S7)

SMALLEST CAST EVER: 4 Housewives (RHONJ mid-S2)

HOUSEWIVES INTRODUCED WITHIN SEASON:

1. Quinn Fry (RHOC S3, E6)
2. Lynne Curtin (RHOC S4, E4)
3. Alexis Bellino (RHOC S5, E3)
4. Lizzie Rovsek (RHOC S9, E4)
5. Peggy Sulahian (RHOC S12, E3)
6. Sonja Morgan (RHONY S3, E7)
7. Cynthia Bailey (RHOA S3, E2)
8. Porsha Williams (RHOA S5, E3)
9. Claudia Jordan (RHOA S7, E3)
10. Drew Sidora (RHOA S13, E2)
11. Eileen Davidson (RHOBH S5, E3)
12. Kathryn Edwards (RHOBH S6, E8)
13. Ashley Darby (RHOP S1, E2)

HOUSEWIVES WHO DEPARTED MID-SEASON or BEFORE REUNION:

1. Lauri Peterson (RHOC S4, E3)
2. Jeana Keough (RHOC S5, E3)
3. Tinsley Mortimer (RHONY S12, E7)
4. Kim Zolciak (RHOA S5, E5)
5. Dina Manzo (RHONJ S2, E7)
6. Adrienne Maloof (RHOBH S3, E19)
7. Lisa Vanderpump (RHOBH S9, E21)

REUNION NO-SHOWS:

1. LuAnn de Lesseps (RHONY S10)
2. Dina Manzo (RHONJ S2)
3. Jacqueline Laurita (RHONJ S3)
4. Kim Richards (RHOBH S2)
5. Adrienne Maloof (RHOBH S3)
6. Lisa Vanderpump (RHOBH S9)

JEWISH HOUSEWIVES (for my fellow Jews lol):

1. Heather Dubrow
2. Braunwyn Windham-Burke
3. Bethenny Frankel (non-religious)
4. Jill Zarin
5. Cindy Barshop
6. Aviva Drescher
7. Heather Thomson (conv)
8. Jules Wainstein
9. Leah McSweeney (conv)
10. Siggy Flicker (sadly)
11. Jackie Goldschneider
12. Kyle Richards (conv)
13. Dorit Kemsley
14. Katie Rost
15. Lisa Barlow (conv to Mormon)
16. Meredith Marks

**ACTRESS

You guys always seem to know who’s doing what drug or allegedly should I say. I can never tell when someone’s on coke or a specific pill unless it’s blatantly obvious like Brandi Glanville on the plane to Hawaii. I’m providing a full list of HW by franchise. Fill in who you think does what! This should be fun 😂

Orange County

•      Vicki Gunvalson
  

•   Jeana Keough
  

•   Lauri Peterson
  

•   Jo De La Rosa
  

•   Kimberly Bryant
  

•   Tammy Knickerbocker
  

•   Tamra Judge
  

•   Quinn Fry
  

•   Gretchen Rossi
  

•   Lynne Curtin 
  

•   Alexis Bellino
  

•   Peggy Tanous
  

•   Heather Dubrow
  

•   Lydia McLaughlin
  

•   Shannon Beador
  

•   Lizzie Rovsek
  

•   Meghan King Edmonds
  

•   Kelly Dodd
  

•   Peggy Sulahian
  

•   Gina Kirschenheiter
  

•   Emily Simpson
  

•   Braunwyn Windham-Burke
  

•   Elizabeth Lyn Vargas
  

New York City

•      Ramona Singer
  

•   Luann D’Agostino
  

•   Alex McCord
  

•   Jill Zarin
  

•   Bethenny Frankel
  

•   Kelly Killoren Bensimon
  

•   Sonja Morgan
  

•   Cindy Barshop
  

•   Carole Radziwill
  

•   Heather Thomson
  

•   Aviva Drescher
  

•   Kristen Taekman
  

•   Dorinda Medley
  

•   Jules Wainstein
  

•   Tinsley Mortimer
  

•       Leah Mcsweeney
  

Atlanta *

•   NeNe Leakes
  

•   Kim Zolciak-Biermann
  

•   Sheree Whitfield
  

•   Lisa Wu
  

•   DeShawn Snow
  

•   Kandi Burruss
  

•   Cynthia Bailey
  

•   Phaedra Parks
  

•   Kenya Moore
  

•   Porsha Williams
  

•   Claudia Jordan
  

•   Kim Fields
  

•      Eva Marcille
  

•      Shamari DeVoe
  

•      Drew Sidora
  

New Jersey

•   Teresa Giudice
  

•   Jacqueline Laurita
  

•   Caroline Manzo
  

•   Dina Manzo 
  

•   Danielle Staub
  

•   Melissa Gorga
  

•   Kathy Wakile
  

•   Teresa Aprea
  

•   Nicole Napolitano
  

•   Amber Marchese
  

•   Dolores Catania
  

•   Siggy Flicker
  

•      Margaret Joseph’s
  

•   Jennifer Aydin
  

•   Jackie Goldschneider
  

Beverly Hills

•   Kyle Richards
  

•   Lisa Vanderpump
  

•   Kim Richards
  

•   Taylor Armstrong
  

•   Adrienne Maloof
  

•   Camille Grammer
  

•   Brandi Glanville
  

•   Yolanda Hadid
  

•   Joyce Giraud de Ohoven
  

•   Carlton Gebbia
  

•   Eileen Davidson
  

•   Lisa Rinna
  

•   Erika Girardi
  

•   Kathryn Edwards
  

•   Dorit Kemsley
  

•   Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave
  

•   Denise Richards
  

•      Garcelle Beauvais
  

Salt Lake City

•   Lisa Barlow
  

•   Mary Cosby
  

•   Heather Gay
  

•   Meredith Marks
  

•   Whitney Rose
  

•   Jen Shah
  

(Sorry I eliminated Potomac, Dallas, Miami and DC I wanted to stick to the OG franchises.... and the newest one for a fun bonus)

I decided that a second post was necessary (see first one here) due to the length!

DEMOTED HOUSEWIVES:

1. Lizzie Rovsek
2. Vicki Gunvalson
3. LuAnn de Lesseps
4. Porsha Williams
5. Kathy Wakile
6. Camille Grammer
7. Alexia Echevarria
8. Marysol Patton
9. Ana Quincoces
10. Charrisse Jackson-Jordan
11. Cary Deuber

FRIEND TO FULLTIME:

1. Luann de Lesseps
2. Porsha Williams
3. Sheree Whitfield
4. Eva Marcille
5. Brandi Glanville
6. Sutton Stracke

RETURNED AS FRIEND:

1. Lauri Peterson
2. Jeana Keough
3. Sheree Whitfield
4. Kim Zolciak
5. Danielle Staub
6. Katie Rost

RETURNED FULL-TIME:

1. Lydia McLaughlin
2. Bethenny Frankel
3. NeNe Leakes
4. Sheree Whitfield
5. Kenya Moore
6. Dina Manzo
7. Jacqueline Laurita

COMMON NAMES:

1. Lisa (Vanderpump, Wu, Rinna, Hochstein, Barlow)
2. Kim/Kimberly (Bryant, Zolciak, Fields, Richards)
3. Heather (Dubrow, Thomson, Gay)
4. Peggy (Tanous, Sulahian)
5. Mary (Amons, Cosby, Zilba)
6. Kelly (Killoren Bensimon, Dodd
7. Gina/Jeana (Liano, Keough, Kirschenheiter)
8. Jacqueline/Jackie (Laurita, Gillies, Goldschneider)
9. Lydia (Schiavello, McLaughlin)
10. Robyn/Robin (Dixon, Reichman)
11. Brandi (Glanville, Redmond)
12. Tiffany (Hendra, Moon)
13. Cary/Kary (Deuber, Brittingham)
14. Teresa (Giudice, Aprea)

INTERNATIONAL HOUSEWIVES:

1. Lydia McLaughlin (Canada)
2. Peggy Sulahian (Armenia)
3. Siggy Flicker (Israel)
4. Lisa Vanderpump (UK)
5. Yolanda Hadid (Netherlands)
6. Carlton Gebbia (UK)
7. Garcelle Beauvais (Haiti)
8. Adriana de Moura (Brazil)
9. Lisa Hochstein (Canada)
10. Joanna Krupa (Poland)
11. Wendy Osefo (Nigeria)
12. Tiffany Moon (China)
13. Kary Brittingham (Mexico)

NAME CHANGES / STAGE NAMES:

1. Eva Pigford (Eva Marcille)
2. Drew Jordan (Drew Sidora)
3. Claudine Manzo (Dina Manzo)
4. B M (Danielle Staub)
5. Sigalit Flicker (Siggy Flicker)
6. Shana Hughes (Taylor Armstrong)
7. Erika Girardi (Erika Jayne)

NAME CHANGES DUE TO MARRIAGE/DIVORCE:

1. Tamra Barney -> Tamra Judge
2. Lauri Waring -> Lauri Peterson
3. Heather Paige Kent -> Heather Dubrow (changed name during season)
4. Shannon Beador -> Shannon Storms Beador
5. Meghan King Edmonds -> Meghan King
6. LuAnn de Lesseps -> LuAnn D'Agostino -> LuAnn de Lesseps
7. Kim Zolciak -> Kim Zolciak-Biermann
8. Porsha Stewart -> Porsha Williams
9. Yolanda Foster -> Yolanda Hadid
10. Candiace Dillard -> Candiac