Joseph Pevney Puns

All Airtimes E.S.T.

SAT 01

(1:45AM) Shadow of the Thin Man (1941/1h 37m/Suspense/Mystery/Major W. S. Van Dyke II)

(3:30AM) The Thin Man Goes Home (1945/1h 40m/Mystery/Richard Thorpe)

(5:15AM) Song of the Thin Man (1947/1h 26m/Mystery/Edward Buzzell)

(7:00AM) The Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Story (1950/56m/Short/Herman Hoffman)

(8:00AM) Poultry Pirates (1938/9m/Animation/I. Freleng)

(8:10AM) Goofy Movies Number One (1933/8m/Short/Jules White)

(8:19AM) Victoria and Vancouver: Gateways to Canada (1936/8m/Short/Benjamin D. Sharpe)

(8:28AM) Rustlers (1949/1h 1m/Western/Lesley Selander)

(9:30AM) BATMAN: Robin's Ruse (1949/16m/Serial/Spencer Gordon Bennet.

(10:00AM) POPEYE: The Fly's Last Flight (1949/6m/Animation/Seymour Kneitel)

(10:08AM) Bowery Buckaroos (1947/1h 6m/Comedy/William Beaudine)

(11:30AM) Seeing Red (1939/18m/Short/Roy Mack)

(12:00PM) Fiddler on the Roof (1971/3h/Musical/Norman Jewison)

(3:15PM) A Face in the Crowd (1957/2h 6m/Drama/Elia Kazan)

(5:30PM) Twelve O'Clock High (1949/2h 12m/War/Henry King)

(8:00PM) Penny Serenade (1941/2h 5m/Romance/George Stevens)

(10:00PM) Children of a Lesser God (1986/1 hr 59m/Drama/Randa Haines)

SUN 02

(12:30AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(2:30AM) It Should Happen to You (1953/1h 26m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(4:15AM) Born Yesterday (1950/1h 43m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(6:00AM) Old Acquaintance (1943/1h 50m/Drama/Vincent Sherman)

(8:00AM) Adam's Rib (1949/1h 41m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(10:00AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(12:00PM) Romeo and Juliet (1937/2h 7m/Romance/George Cukor)

(2:15PM) The More the Merrier (1943/1h 44m/Comedy/George Stevens)

(4:15PM) Light in the Piazza (1962/1h 41m/Romance/Guy Green)

(6:15PM) My Favorite Year (1982/1h 32m/Comedy/Richard Benjamin)

(8:00PM) How Green Was My Valley (1941/1h 58m/Drama/John Ford)

(10:15PM) The Corn Is Green (1945/1h 54m/Drama/Irving Rapper)

Mon 03

(12:30AM) The Three Musketeers (1921/1h 50m/Adventure/Fred Niblo)

(2:45AM) My Journey Through French Cinema (2016/3h 15m/Documentary/Bertrand Tavernier)

(6:30AM) Letter from Siberia (

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

The doctor says it terminal.

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

All airtimes E.S.T.

MON 01

(12:00am) As the Earth Turns (1938/46 m/Director/Richard Lyford)

(1:00am) Metropolis (1926/2h 33m/Silent/Fritz Lang)

(3:45am) Vampyr (1932/1h 23m/Horror/Carl Th. Dreyer)

(5:15am) Häxan (1922/1h 46m/Silent/Benjamin Christensen)

(7:15am) Good News (1947/1h 35m/Musical/Charles Walters)

(9:00am) Over the Goal (1937/1h 3m/Drama/Noel M. Smith)

(10:15am) Hold 'Em Jail (1932/1h 13m/Comedy/Norman Taurog)

(11:30am) College Coach (1933/1h 15m/Comedy/William A. Wellman)

(1:00pm) Trouble Along the Way (1953/1h 50m/Comedy/Michael Curtiz)

(3:00pm) How to Watch Football (1938/9m/Short/Roy Rowland)

(3:15pm) The Iron Major (1943/1h 25m/Drama/Ray Enright)

(4:45pm) Cowboy Quarterback (1939/56m/Comedy/Noel Smith)

(6:00pm Jim Thorpe--All-American (1951/1h 47m/Drama/Michael Curtiza)

(8:00pm) Small Town Girl (1953/1h 33m/Musical/Leslie Kardos)

(10:00pm) Fame (1980/2h 14m/Musical/Alan Parker)

TUE 02

(12:30am) West Side Story (1961/2h 35m/Musical/Robert Wise)

(3:15am) That's Dancing! (1985/1h 45m/Documentary/Jack Haley, Jr.)

(5:15am) MGM Parade Show #21 (1955/25m/Documentary/?)

(6:00am) Reno (1940/1h 12m/Western/John Farrow)

(7:30am) Peach-O-Reno (1932/1h 3m/Comedy/William A. Seiter)

(9:00am) Merry Wives of Reno (1934/1h 4m/Comedy/H. Bruce Humberstone)

(10:15am) Vacation in Reno (1946/1h/Comedy/Leslie Goodwins)

(11:30am) Maisie Goes to Reno (1944/1h 30m/Comedy/Harry Beaumont)

(1:15pm) The Women (1939/2h 12m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(3:45pm) Romantic Nevada (1943/8m/Short/?)

(4:00pm) Born to Kill (1947/1h 32m/Crime/Robert Wise)

(5:45pm) The Misfits (1961/2h 4m/Drama/John Huston)

(8:00pm) Ashes and Diamonds (1958/1h 46m/War/Andrzej Wajda)

(10:00pm) Something Different (1963/1h 25m/Drama/Vera Chytilová(

(11:30pm) Loves of a Blonde (1966/1h 28m/Comedy/Milos Forman)

TUE 03

(1:15am) Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970/1h 13m/Adventure/Jaromil Jireš)

(2:45am) Young Törless (1966/1h 25m/Drama/Volker Schlöndorff)

(4:15am) Love Is Colder Than Death (1969/1h 28m/Comedy/Rainer Werner Fassbinder)

(6:00am) Alice in the Cities

all times e.s.t.

WED SEP 01

(12:45am) I Married a Witch (1942/1h 16m/Comedy/René Clair)

(2:15am) A Star Is Born (1937/1h 51m/Romance/William A. Wellman)

(4:15am) There Goes My Heart (1938/1h 21m/Comedy/Norman Z. McLeod)

(6:00am) Time Out for Lessons (1939(10m/Short/Bud Murray)

(6:15am) Dramatic School (1938/1h 20m/Drama/Robert B. Sinclair)

(7:45am) Finishing School (1934/1h 13m/Drama/Wanda Tuchock)

(9:15am) Freshman Love (1936/1h 5m/Comedy/William McGann)

(10:30am) The Male Animal (1942/1h 41m/Comedy/Elliott Nugent)

(12:30pm) The Browning Version (1951/1h 30m/Drama/Anthony Asquith)

(2:15pm) Goodbye, Miss Turlock (1947/(10:m/Short/Edward L. Cahn)

(2:30pm) Goodbye, Mr. Chips (1939/1h 54m/Drama/Sam Wood)

(4:30pm) The Affairs of Dobie Gillis (1953/1h 14m/Comedy/Don Weis)

(6:00pm) The Drop Out (1962/(10:m/Short/?)

(6:15pm) Get Yourself a College Girl (1964/1h 26m/Musical/Sidney Miller)

(8:00pm) The Barkleys of Broadway (194(9:/1h 48m/Musical/Charles Walters)

(10:00pm) They Died with Their Boots On (1941/2h 18m/Western/Raoul Walsh)

THU SEP 02

(12:30am) Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967/1h 48m/Comedy/Stanley Kramer)

(2:30am) Key Largo (1948/1h 41m/Crime/John Huston)

(4:15am) Mogambo (1953/1h 55m/Adventure/John Ford)

(6:15am) Murder She Said (1961/1h 26m/Mystery/George Pollock)

(7:45am) The Gazebo (1960/1h 40m/Comedy/George Marshall)

(9:30am) Pocketful of Miracles (1961/2h 16m/Comedy/Frank Capra)

(12:00pm) Robin and the 7 Hoods (1964/2h 3m/Musical/Gordon Douglas)

(2:15pm) The Alphabet Murders (1965/1h 30m/Mystery/Frank Tashlin)

(4:00pm) The Biggest Bundle of Them All (1968/1h 50m/Crime/Ken Annakin)

(6:00pm) Sophie's Place (1969/1h 46m/Comedy/Jim O'Connolly)

(8:00pm) The Comic (1969/1h 35m/Drama/Carl Reiner)

(9:45pm) Hugo (2011/2h 6m/Adaptation/Martin Scorsese)

FRI SEP 03

(12:00am) Sunset Blvd. (1950/1h 51m/Drama/Billy Wilder)

(2:00am) Singin' in the Rain (1952/1h 43m/Musical/Gene Kelly)

(4:00am) The Jazz Singer (1927/1h 36m/Musical/Alan Crosland)

(6:00am) Guns of the Timberland (1960/1h 31m/Western/Robert D. Webb)

(7:45am) **

(all times E.S.T.)

(TUE JUN 01)

(12:00am) The Enemy Below (1957/1h 38m/Dick Powell) (drama)

(1:45am) Battle of the Bulge (1965/2h 43m/Ken Annakin) (drama)

(4:45am) War Nurse (1930/1h 20m/Edgar Selwyn) (drama)

(6:15am) Trog (1970/1h 33m/Freddie Francis) (horror)

(8:00am) The Brain That Wouldn’t Die (1962/1h 21m/Joseph Green) (horror)

(9:30am) Queen Of Outer Space (1958/1h 20m/Edward Bernds) (sci-fi)

(11:00am) Hercules, Samson & Ulysses (1963/1h 25m/Pietro Francisci) (adventure)

(12:30pm) The Prodigal (1955/1h 54m/Richard Thorpe) (drama)

(2:30pm) Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958/1h 5m/Nathan Hertz) (horror)

(3:45pm) Dead Ringer (1964/1h 55m/Paul Henreid) (drama)

(5:45pm) The Bad Seed (1956/2h 9m/Mervyn Le Roy) (horror)

(8:00pm) The Band Wagon (1953/1h 52m/Vincente Minnelli) (comedy)

(10:15pm) Brigadoon (1954/1h 48m/Vincente Minnelli) (romance)

(WED JUN 02)

(12:30am) Meet Me In Las Vegas (1956/1h 52m/Roy Rowland) (comedy)

(2:45am) Fiesta (1947/1h 44m/Richard Thorpe) (comedy)

(4:45am) The Kissing Bandit (1949/1h 42m/Laslo Benedek) (comedy)

(6:45am) Ebirah, Horror of the Deep (1966/1h 27m/Jun Fukuda) (horror)

(8:15am) Creature From The Haunted Sea (1961/1h 0m/Roger Corman) (horror)

(9:30am) The Sea Bat (1930/1h 7m/Wesley Ruggles) (horror)

(10:45am) Doctor X (1932/1h 16m/Michael Curtiz) (horror)

(12:15pm) Tormented (1960/1h 15m/Bert. I. Gordon) (horror)

(1:45pm) The Pack (1977/1h 30m/Robert Clouse) (horror)

(3:30pm) Summer Of ‘42 (1971/1h 42m/Robert Mulligan) (romance)

(5:15pm) Death Curse Of Tartu (1966/1h 28m/William Grefé) (horror)

(6:45pm) Bloodlust (1961/1h 8m/Ralph Brooke) (horror)

(8:00pm) The Gold Rush (1925/2h 0m/Charles Chaplin) (comedy)

(9:45pm) The Music Box (1932/0h 29m/James Parrott) (comedy)

(10:30pm) Lassie Come Home (1943/1h 28m/Fred M. Wilcox) (adventure)

(THU JUN 03)

(12:15am) Sounder (1972/1h 45m/Martin Ritt) (drama)

(2:15am) Road To Bali (1953/1h 30m/Hal Walker) (comedy)

(4:00am) The Road To Hong Kong (1962/1h 31m/Norman Panama) (comedy)

(6:00am) Before Dawn (1933/1h 0m/Irving Pichel) (mystery)

(7:15am) While The Patient Slept (1935/1h 5m/Ray Enri

(all times E.S.T.)

THU JUL 01

(12:30am) The Ambassador's Daughter (1956/1h 43m/Comedy/Norman Krasna)

(2:30am) In This Our Life (1942/1h 37m/Drama/John Huston)

(4:15am) Dodge City (1939/1h 45m/Western/Michael Curtiz)

(6:00am) Friendly Persuasion (1956/2h 17m/Drama/William Wyler)

(8:30am) Jezebel (1938/1h 44m/Drama/William Wyler)

(10:30am) The Letter (1940/1h 37m/Drama/William Wyler)

(12:15pm) The Little Foxes (1941/1h 56m/Drama/William Wyler)

(2:45pm) Mrs. Miniver (1942/2h 14m/War/ William Wyler)

(5:00pm) The Best Years of Our Lives (1946/2h 52m/Drama/William Wyler)

(8:00pm) Kissin' Cousins (1964/1h 36m/Musical/Gene Nelson)

(10:00pm) Double Trouble (1967/1h 30m/Musical/Norman Taurog)

FRI JUL 02

(12:00am) Clambake (1967/1h 40m/Musical/Arthur H. Nadel)

(2:00am) Live a Little, Love a Little (1968/1h 30m/Musical/Norman Taurog)

(4:00am) Cash McCall (1960/1h 42m/Romance/Joseph Pevney)

(6:00am) The Mayor of 44th Street (1942/1h 26m/Musical/Alfred E. Green)

(7:30am) Youth Runs Wild (1944/1h 7m/Drama/Mark Robson)

(8:45am) Boys Town (1938/1h 36m/Drama/Norman Taurog)

(10:30am) Boys' Ranch (1946/1h 37m/Western/Roy Rowland)

(12:15pm) Boy Slaves (1939/1h 12m/Drama/P. J. Wolfson)

(1:30pm) Crime School (1938/1h 26m/Drama/Lewis Seiler)

(3:15pm) Finishing School (1934/1h 13m/Drama/Wanda Tuchock)

(4:45pm) Delinquent Daughters (1944/1h 12m/Drama/Albert Herman)

(6:00pm) The Trouble With Angels (1966/1h 52m/Comedy/Ida Lupino)

(8:00pm) Harper (1966/2h 1m/Neo-Noir/Jack Smight)

(10:15pm) Point Blank (1967/1h 32m/Neo-Noir/John Boorman)

SAT JUL 03

(12:00am) Warning Shot (1967/1h 40m/Neo-Noir/Buzz Kulik)

(2:00am) What's the Matter with Helen? (1971/1h 41m/Horror/Curtis Harrington)

(3:45am) Fragment of Seeking (1946/0h 14min/Drama Short/Curtis Harrington)

(4:05am) Picnic (1949/0h 22m/Drama Short/Curtis Harrington)

(4:25am) On the Edge (1949/0h 6m/Drama Short/Curtis Harrington)

(4:45am) The Assignation (1953/0h 8m/Drama Short/Curtis Harrington)

(5:05am) The Wormwood Star (1956/0h 10m/Documentary Short/Curtis Harrington)

(5:40am) Usher (2000/0h 40m/Horror Short/Curtis Harrington)

(6:00am) Dream Wife (1953/1h 41m/Comedy/Sidney Sheldon)

(