Still wearing his camouflaged tunic, Lt. (Jg) Joseph P. F. Gallagher, USNR, Catholic Chaplain, Bronx, N.Y., reads the burial service for a Marine who died in the assault on Tinian Island; July/August, 1944.
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Still wearing his camouflaged tunic, Lt. (Jg) Joseph P. F. Gallagher, USNR, Catholic Chaplain, Bronx, N.Y., reads the burial service for a Marine who died in the assault on Tinian Island; July/August, 1944.
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[Gallagher] Head coaches Mike Nolan and Jack Del Rio (perhaps others?) wore suits on the sideline in 2006. They had wanted to wear dress clothing on the sideline, but the league stipulated that it had to be designed by Reebok (and Joseph Abboud) because of their contract with the NFL. twitter.com/kevg163/statu…
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Brick Wall: Marriage of Joseph Leo Mahoney and Rose A Gallagher in PA around 1915.

Last time I had a brick wall, simply posting here somehow opened the floodgates and I found tons of stuff on my own shortly after. Lets see if it works again! Haha. Can anyone find the marriage of Joseph Leo Mahoney and Rose A Gallagher in PA (most likely Pittsburgh) around 1915? My goal with this is mostly to see if I can confirm Rose's parents names. I have seen fairly strong evidence for her parents being one of about 3 different couples in the past, and I am hoping finding something like a marriage announcement, application, or license will solve the puzzle. Ancestry.com offers a bunch of public trees to check, but many list completely different parents and don't seem to source their info.....

Edit: Both born in the mid 1880's if that helps.

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Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (0-0-0) at Tampa Bay Lightning (0-0-0) - 28 Dec 2021 - 07:00PM EST

#Montreal Canadiens (0-0-0) at Tampa Bay Lightning (0-0-0)

#Amalie Arena

Comment with all tables

#In-Game Updates


Time Clock
FINAL
Teams 1st 2nd 3rd OT Total
MTL 1 1 2 0 4
TBL 2 1 1 1 5
Team Shots Hits Blocked FO Wins Giveaways Takeaways Power Plays
MTL 31 34 14 48.5% 2 7 0/4
TBL 37 37 6 51.5% 3 10 0/4
Period Time Team Strength Description
OT 00:36 TBL Even Ondrej Palat (10) Snap Shot, assists: Victor Hedman (26)
3rd 19:40 TBL Even Corey Perry (7) Wrist Shot, assists: none
3rd 13:09 MTL Even David Savard (1) Wrist Shot, assists: none
3rd 06:11 MTL Even Kale Clague (1) Slap Shot, assists: Cole Caufield (6), Ryan Poehling (2)
2nd 08:11 TBL Even Ross Colton (3) Slap Shot, assists: Steven Stamkos (22), Corey Perry (7)
2nd 02:05 MTL Even Rafael Harvey-Pinard (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Sami Niku (4), Corey Schueneman (1)
1st 14:10 TBL Even Brayden Point (9) Wrist Shot, assists: Alex Killorn (17)
1st 11:38 TBL Even Brayden Point (8) Wrist Shot, assists: Mathieu Joseph (6), Victor Hedman (25)
1st 10:46 MTL Even Lukas Vejdemo (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Michael Pezzetta (2), Cedric Paquette (1)
Period Time Team Type Min Description
2nd 19:49 TBL Minor 2 Gabriel F
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[POSTGAME] Montreal Canadiens @ Tampa Bay Find A Ways - 12/28/21 - WELCOME BACK POINT!! Edition

#Box Score

Full stats at NHL.com

##Scoreboard - Final/OT!!!

Team 1 2 3 OT Total
MTL 1 1 2 0 4
TB 2 1 1 1 5

##Scoring

Team Goal Scorer Description Assist 1 Assist 2 Period Time
MTL Vejdemo (1) EV, goalie was slow Pezzetta (2) Paquette (1) 1st 10:46
TB POINT!!!! (8) EV, filthy dangle Joseph (6) Hedman (25) 1st 11:38
TB POINT!!!! (9) EV, nice pass Killorn (17) 1st 14:10
MTL Harvey-Pinard (1) EV, pinballed Niku (4) Schueneman (1) 2nd 2:05
TB COLTON!!!! (3) EV, another nice pass Stamkos (22) Perry (7) 2nd 8:11
MTL Clague (1) EV, shit D Caufield (6) Poehling (2) 3rd 6:11
MTL Savard :( (1) EV, more shit D 3rd 13:09
TB PERRY!!! (7) EV, rebound Point (7) Stamkos (23) 3rd 19:40
TB PALAT!!! (10) OT, amazing OT 0:36

##Penalties

Team Player PIM Infraction Period Time Goal Scored During PP?
TB Fortier 2 Slashing 1st 8:24 No
MTL Gallagher 2 Hooking 2nd 3:53 No
MTL Bench (served by Gallagher) 2 Missed Challenge 2nd 6:09 No
TB Nash 2 Tripping 2nd 8:54 No
TB Katchouk 2 Hitting A Loose Stick 2nd 12:14 No
MTL Pezzetta 4 High Sticking 2nd 15:18 No/No
TB Fortier 2 Tripping 2nd 19:49 No

##Shots On Goal

Team 1 2 3 Total
MTL 9 10 12 31
TB 10 17 10 37

#Next Games

Date Time Opponent TV
12/30/21 7:00 PM @ FLA SUN
12/31/21 7:00 PM vs. NYR SUN
1/2/22 12:30 PM @ NYR SUN
1/4/22 7:00 PM @ CBJ SUN
1/6/22 7:00 PM vs. CGY ESPN+/Hulu

#Notes

  • WHAT A WIN!!!! Nutty game but we found a way once again!!!!

  • GO BOLTS!!!

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If every U.S. state had their own "state team" (Part 2)

Hey again /r/MLS, as some of you may have remembered, I began a project last summer where in a made-up universe, each U.S. state (commonwealth for the people in KY, MA, PA, and VA) had their own state soccer team. I have done Part I revised a few weeks ago, and now I am on to part two!

To get read-up on everything, check out Part 1.

#Previous Threads Part 1 (AL-CA) | Part 2 (CO-GA) | Part 3 (HI-IA) | Part 4 (KS-MO)

#Colorado

  • Home Stadium: Dick's Sporting Goods Park, Commerce City (Capacity: 18,000)
  • Notable players: Ethan Horvath, Sam Vines, Khiry Shelton, and Tajon Buchanan
  • Likely CONCACAF equivalent: Panama
  • Rivals: Utah
No Pos. Player Age Club (Nat.) Notes
1 GK Ethan Horvath 26 Nottingham Forest (ENG) USMNT player. Born in Highlands Ranch, CO
2 DF Sam Vines 22 Antwerp (BEL) USMNT player. Born in Colorado Springs, CO
3 DF Graham Smith 26 Sporting Kansas City (USA) Born in Highlands Ranch, CO
4 MF Dillon Serna 27 Colorado Springs Switchbacks (USA) Born in Thornton, CO
5 DF Shane O'Neill 28 Toronto FC (CAN) Born in Ireland, raised in Denver, CO
6 MF Paolo DelPiccolo 30 Louisville City (USA) Born in Wheat Ridge, CO
7 FW Khiry Shelton 28 Sporting Kansas City (USA) Born in Fort Carson, CO
8 MF Drew Beckie 31 Atlético Ottawa (CAN) Born in Canada, raised in Denver, CO
9 FW Wilmer Cabrera Jr. 21 Butler Bulldogs (USA) Born in Colombia, raised in Denver, CO
10 FW Griffin Dorsey 22 Houston Dynamo (USA) Born in Evergreen, CO
11 MF Collen Warner 33 Colorado Rapids (USA) Born in Denver, CO
12 DF Brendan Hines-Ike 27 Kortrijk (BEL) Born in Denver, CO
13 DF Connor Tobin 34 Forward Madison (USA) Born in Fort Collins, CO
14 MF Sam Hamilton 26 New Mexico United (USA) Born in Denver, CO
15 MF Cole Bassett 20 Colorado Rapids (USA) Born in Littleton, CO
16 FW Matt Hundley 21 Colorado Rapids (USA) Born in Littleton, CO
17 MF Tajon Buchanan 22 Brugge (BEL) Born in Canada, lived in Denver, CO
18 GK Joe Kuzminsky 27 Mac
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50 Nifty Reading Challenge

Hi everybody! So I gave myself a reading challenge based off the 50 states: For each state I'll be reading a work by an author born in said state, a poet (all native Americans poets. I couldn't find poets for a few states tho so I instead went with a native american historical nonfiction for the states I couldn't find), a fiction, a nonfiction, a historical Nonfiction, and a young adult novel. So in total I'll be reading 6 books for each state. It took me a good while to find all the books I wanted for each category but I've finally done it!! That being said, I had the thought that it might be fun to get another category going- suggestions or favorites from everybody on here. So would everybody give me their suggestions of their favorite books set in each state, or just books that you think would fit perfect with this challenge, please and thank you!! I added my list below. It's a long one!

Alabama     Author: William March- The Bad Seed     Poet: Janet McAdams- 7 Boxes for the Country After     Fiction: The Well and the Mine- Gin Phillips     Nonfiction: All Over but the Shoutin- Rick Bragg     Historical: Alabama Scoundrels- Kelly Kazek & Wil Elrick     Young adult: The Drowned Forest- Kristopher Reisz

Alaska     Author: Eowyn Ivey- The Snow Child     Poet: Joan Naviyuk Kane- Milk Black Carbon     Fiction: Two Old Women: An Alaskan Legend of Betrayal, Courage, and Survival- Velma Wallis     Nonfiction: Shadows on the Koyukuk- Sidney Huntington     Historical: Bloody Falls of the Coppermine: Madness, Murder, and the Collision of Cultures in the Arctic 1913- McKay Jenkins     Young adult: The Call of the Wild- Jack London

Arizona     Author: Jeanette Walls- The Glass Castle     Poet: Ofelia Zepeda- When It Rains     Fiction: The Blessing Way- Tony Hillerman     Nonfiction: The Land of the Open Graves- Jason De León     Historical: Down the Great Unknown- Edward Dolnick     Young adult: Saving Lucas Biggs- Marisa de los Santo & David Teague

Arkansas     Author: Donald Harington- The Choiring of the Trees     Poet: Sy Hoahwah- Velroy and the Madischie Mafia     Fiction: The Bird Eater- Ania Ahlborn     Nonfiction: Daughter of the White River- Denise Parkinson     Historical: On the Laps of Gods- Robert Whitaker     Young adult: Summer of my German Soldier- Bette Greene

California     Author: John Steinbeck- The Pearl     Poet: Various- Red Indian Road West     Fiction: Mildred Pierce- James M. Cain     Nonfiction: Fast Times at Ri

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[Match Thread] Austin vs Minnesota United FC

FT: 90' Austin 0-1 Minnesota United FC


Match Info:

Date: October 16, 2021

Time: 20:00 (US/Central)

Venue: Q2 Stadium


Recent form

Austin: WLLLLL

Minnesota United FC: WWLLWD


Lineups:

Austin - 4-2-3-1

Starting XI: Brad Stuver, Héctor Jimenez, Julio Cascante, Jhohan Romaña, Žan Kolmanič, Tomás Pochettino, Alexander Ring, Diego Fagúndez, Sebastián Driussi, Cecilio Domínguez, Moussa Djitté

Substitutes: Andrew Tarbell, Nick Lima, Frederik Kleemann, Sebastian Berhalter, Jared Stroud, Orrin McKinze Gaines II., Jon Gallagher, Kekuta Manneh, Rodney Redes

Coach: J. Wolff

Minnesota United FC - 4-2-3-1

Starting XI: Tyler Miller, Romain Metanire, Michael Boxall, Bakaye Dibassy, Chase Gasper, Hassani Dotson, Osvaldo Alonso, Robin Lod, Emanuel Reynoso, Franco Fragapane, Adrien Hunou

Substitutes: Dayne St. Clair, Brent Kallman, D.J. Taylor, Ethan Finlay, Ján Greguš, Niko Hansen, Jacori Hayes, Joseph Rosales, Fanendo Adi

Coach: A. Heath


Match Stats:

Austin 0 - 1 Minnesota United FC
66% Ball Possession 34%
18 Total Shots 12
7 Shots On Target 3
9 Shots Off Target 6
2 Blocked Shots 3
10 Shots Inside Box 6
8 Shots Outside Box 6
8 Corner Kicks 2
3 Offsides 0
12 Fouls 9
1 Yellow Cards 2
0 Red Cards 0
2 Goalkeeper Saves 7
557 Passes 296
481 (86%) Accurate Passes 203 (69%)

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

16' GOAL! Scored by F. Fragapane (Minnesota United FC)

42' Yellow Card for J. Cascante (Austin)

59' Yellow Card for E. Reynoso (Minnesota United FC)

73' Substitution: E. Finlay for R. Lod (Minnesota United FC)

78' Substitution: J. Rosales for A. Hunou (Minnesota United FC)

80' Substitution: J. Gallagher for M. K. Djitte (Austin)

80' Substitution: O. McKinze Gaines II for D. Fagundez (Austin)

87' Substitution: K. Manneh for C. Dominguez (Austin)

90' Substitution: F. Adi for E. Reynoso (Minnesota United FC)

90' Substitution: N. Lima for H. Jimenez (Austin)

90' Yellow Card for Minnesota United FC

90' Yellow Card for Minnesota United FC

90' Match whistled off

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Post Match Thread: Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Newcastle United

Crystal Palace 1- 1 Newcastle United

Crystal Palace scorers: Christian Benteke (56')

Newcastle United scorers: Callum Wilson (65')

Venue: Selhurst Park

Auto-refreshing reddit comments link

LINE-UPS

Crystal Palace

Vicente Guaita, Marc Guehi, Joachim Andersen, Tyrick Mitchell, Joel Ward, Conor Gallagher, James McArthur, Luka Milivojevic (Jeff Schlupp), Christian Benteke, Odsonne Édouard, Michael Olise (Wilfried Zaha).

Subs: James Tomkins, Jordan Ayew, Nathaniel Clyne, Cheikhou Kouyaté, Jack Butland, Will Hughes, Jean-Philippe Mateta.

____________________________

Newcastle United

Karl Darlow, Jamaal Lascelles, Ciaran Clark, Emil Krafth, Matt Ritchie, Javier Manquillo, Sean Longstaff (Joe Willock), Ryan Fraser (Miguel Almirón), Isaac Hayden, Allan Saint-Maximin (Joelinton), Callum Wilson.

Subs: Mark Gillespie, Jeff Hendrick, Dwight Gayle, Jacob Murphy, Fabian Schär, Jamal Lewis.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

13' Joachim Andersen (Crystal Palace) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

27' Joel Ward (Crystal Palace) is shown the yellow card.

27' Callum Wilson (Newcastle United) is shown the yellow card.

56' Christian Benteke Goal

59' Jamaal Lascelles Yellow Card

65' Callum Wilson Goal

66' Substitution, Newcastle United. Miguel Almirón replaces Ryan Fraser.

66' Substitution, Newcastle United. Joseph Willock replaces Sean Longstaff.

66' On: Wilfried Zaha|Off: Michael Olise

73' On: Jeff Schlupp|Off: Luka Milivojevic

81' On: Joelinton|Off: Allan Saint-Maximin

86' On: Jean-Philippe Mateta|Off: Conor Gallagher

90' Christian Benteke Yellow Card

92' Joelinton Yellow Card

94' Matt Richie Yellow Card

FT: Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Newcastle

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You’re throwing a dinner party for 3 famous people. Your task is to guarantee utter chaos. Who do you invite?
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[S] Full list of US survivor players

The numbers in brackets are the seasons they competed in. Feel free to copy and paste this into a list randomizer or something.

  • Aaron Meredith [39]
  • Aaron Reisberger [15]
  • Abi-Maria Gomes [25/31]
  • Ace Gordon [17]
  • Adam Gentry [13]
  • Adam Klein [33/40]
  • Alan Ball [35]
  • Albert Destrade [23]
  • Alec Christy [29]
  • Alec Merlino [37]
  • Alecia Holden [32]
  • Alex Angarita [14]
  • Alex Bell [6]
  • Alexandria Elliott [35]
  • Alexis Jones [16]
  • Alexis Maxwell [28]
  • Alicia Calaway [2/8]
  • Alicia Rosa [24]
  • Alina Wilson [21]
  • Alison Raybould [38]
  • Allie Pohevitz [26]
  • Amanda Kimmel [15/16/20]
  • Amber Brkich/Amber Mariano [2/8/40]
  • Ami Cusack [9/16]
  • Amy O’Hara [11]
  • Andrea Boehlke [22/26/34]
  • Andrew Savage [7/31]
  • Angela Perkins [36]
  • Angelina Keeley [37]
  • Angie Jakusz [10]
  • Angie Layton [25]
  • Anna Khait [32]
  • Anthony Robinson [14]
  • Aras Baskauskas [12/27]
  • Artis Silvester [25]
  • Ashlee Ashby [10]
  • Ashley Massaro [15]
  • Ashley Nolan [35]
  • Ashley Trainer [19]
  • Ashley Underwood [22]
  • Aubry Bracco [32/34/38]
  • Aurora McCreary [38]
  • Austin Carty [12]
  • Baylor Wilson [29]
  • BB Andersen [1]
  • Becky Lee [13]
  • Ben Browning [19]
  • Ben Driebergen [35/40]
  • Ben Henry [21]
  • Betsy Bolan [19]
  • Bi Nguyen [37]
  • Bill Posley [22]
  • Billy Garcia [13]
  • Blake Towsley [11]
  • Bob Crowley [17]
  • Bobby Jon Drinkard [10/11]
  • Bobby Mason [12]
  • Boo Bernis [14]
  • Brad Culpepper [27/34]
  • Brad Reese [41]
  • Brad Virata [13]
  • Bradley Kleihege [36]
  • Brandon Bellinger [11]
  • Brandon Hantz [23/26]
  • Brandon Quinton [3]
  • Brandy Finta [9]
  • Brenda Lowe [21/26]
  • Brendan Shapiro [36]
  • Brendan Synnott [18]
  • Bret LaBelle [33]
  • Brett Clouser [19]
  • Brian Corridan [11]
  • Brian Heidik [5]
  • Brianna Varela [11]
  • Brice Johnston [28]
  • Brook Geraghty [9]
  • Brooke Struck [11]
  • Bruce Kanegai [12]
  • Bubba Sampson [9]
  • Burton Roberts [7]
  • Butch Lockley [6]
  • Caleb Bankston [27]
  • Caleb Reynolds [32/34]
  • Candace Smith [18]
  • Candice Woodcock/Candice Cody [13/20/27]
  • Cao Boi Bui [13]
  • Carl Bilancione [3]
  • Carl Boudreaux [37]
  • Carolina Eastwood [18]
  • Carolyn Rivera [30]
  • Carter Williams [25]
  • Caryn Groedel [10]
  • Cassandra Franklin [14]
  • Cecilia Mansilla [13]
  • Chad Crittenden [9]
  • Charlie Herschel [17]
  • Chase Rice [21]
  • Chelsea Meissner [24]
  • Chelsea Townsend [36]
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[OC] Week 8: Waiver Wire Warriors (Over +200 players!)

Huge shoutout to u/jaylemi for giving me his seal of approval to bring back Waiver Wire Warriors. All player ownership percentages are derived from Yahoo. Players who are less than 80% rostered are only featured and the stats are from the last 14 days.


Hey how's it going everyone, it's been a while since I've posted so I hope y'all are doing well.

For today, I'll be doing something a little different. There won't be a weekly preview from me this week but you can check out the one that u/Phan_ created by clicking here.

I know some of you nerds are in super deep leagues so instead of writing up about 25 players, I created this table to help you guys see who has been the most productive over the last 14 days. I've included categories, such as +/-, PIM, and SHO for those whose leagues are counting those categories. I've also included SH% to help you guys determine whose goal production will be sustainable.

For those who have been following me for the last year, I'm sorry. I know y'all know I'm a big believer in quality content but sacrificing quality for quantity will allow me to help out as many people as I can, whether if they're playing in a deep or shallow league. The issue with writing up 25 players is that they're usually gone by the time you open up your fantasy app. But with +200 players, you'll have a ton of options. Let me know what you think of this idea!

Other than that, I hope this will help y'all! As always, if you have any questions, reach out via the comments/PM or on Twitter @vizionsnaps. School's been really busy and I know I haven't really been active so if it's urgent, just DM me.

Thank you guys for the support, appreciate it as always! If you want to buy me a coffee and help out with my studying, feel free to do so clicking on the link below! <3

https://www.buymeacoffee.com/vizionsnaps


Skaters

% Player Position Team Status G A P +/- PIM PPP SOG SH% FW HIT BLK
79% Mikhail Sergachev C TBL D3/PP2 0 5 5 1 4 1 8 0.0% 0 11 10
79% Teuvo Teravainen LW/RW CAR L1/PP1 0 4 4 1 4 1 15 0.0% 2 3 5
78% Jordan Kyrou C/LW/RW STL L3/PP1 3 3 6 -3 0 1 16 18.8% 0 1 3
78% Moritz Seider D DET D1 /PP1 0 2 2 -7 2 1 9 0.0% 0 8 19
77% Devon Toews D COL D1/PP2 1 6 7 9 0 1 13 7.7% 0 7 4
77% Tomas Hertl C/LW SJS L2/PP2 2 1 3 -2 2 0 14 14.3% 57
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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Post Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens at Tampa Bay Lightning - 28 Dec 2021

Recap/Boxscore

Teams 1st 2nd 3rd OT Total
MTL 1 1 2 0 4
TBL 2 1 1 1 5
Team Shots Hits Blocked FO Wins Giveaways Takeaways Power Plays
MTL 31 34 14 48.5% 2 7 0/4
TBL 37 37 6 51.5% 3 10 0/4
Period Time Team Strength Description
1st 10:46 MTL Even Lukas Vejdemo (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Michael Pezzetta (2), Cedric Paquette (1)
1st 11:38 TBL Even Brayden Point (8) Wrist Shot, assists: Mathieu Joseph (6), Victor Hedman (25)
1st 14:10 TBL Even Brayden Point (9) Wrist Shot, assists: Alex Killorn (17)
2nd 02:05 MTL Even Rafael Harvey-Pinard (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Sami Niku (4), Corey Schueneman (1)
2nd 08:11 TBL Even Ross Colton (3) Slap Shot, assists: Steven Stamkos (22), Corey Perry (7)
3rd 06:11 MTL Even Kale Clague (1) Slap Shot, assists: Cole Caufield (6), Ryan Poehling (2)
3rd 13:09 MTL Even David Savard (1) Wrist Shot, assists: none
3rd 19:40 TBL Even Corey Perry (7) Wrist Shot, assists: none
OT 00:36 TBL Even Ondrej Palat (10) Snap Shot, assists: Victor Hedman (26)
Period Time Team Type Min Description
1st 08:24 TBL Minor 2 Gabriel Fortier Slashing against Nick Suzuki
2nd 03:53 MTL Minor 2 Brendan Gallagher Hooking against Brayden Point
2nd 06:09 MTL Minor 2 Brendan Gallagher Delay of game
2nd 08:54 [TBL](/r/tampaba
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Playoff Game Thread: Game 3 - Tampa Bay Lightning (2 - 0) at Montreal Canadiens (0 - 2) - 02 Jul 2021 - 08:00PM EDT

#Tampa Bay Lightning (2 - 0) at Montreal Canadiens (0 - 2)

#Centre Bell

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Time Clock
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Teams 1st 2nd 3rd Total
TBL 2 2 2 6
MTL 1 1 1 3
Team Shots Hits Blocked FO Wins Giveaways Takeaways Power Plays
TBL 30 46 13 50.8% 15 2 1/1
MTL 35 38 11 49.2% 26 1 0/1
Period Time Team Strength Description
3rd 16:48 TBL Even Blake Coleman (0) Backhand, assists: Barclay Goodrow (4)
3rd 15:58 MTL Even Corey Perry (4) Wrist Shot, assists: Brendan Gallagher (4), Ben Chiarot (1)
3rd 15:19 TBL Even Tyler Johnson (0) Backhand, assists: none
2nd 18:04 MTL Even Nick Suzuki (7) Wrist Shot, assists: Jeff Petry (6), Cole Caufield (6)
2nd 03:33 TBL Even Tyler Johnson (3) Backhand, assists: Mathieu Joseph (1), David Savard (4)
2nd 01:40 TBL Even Nikita Kucherov (8) Backhand, assists: Ondrej Palat (8), Erik Cernak (9)
1st 11:16 MTL Even Phillip Danault (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Shea Weber (5)
1st 03:27 TBL Power Play Victor Hedman (2) Slap Shot, assists: Nikita Kucherov (24), Anthony Cirelli (7)
1st 01:52 TBL Even Jan Rutta (2) Wrist Shot, assists: Ondrej Palat (7), Victor Hedman (16)
Period Time Team Type Min Description
1st 17:29 TBL Minor 2 Mikhail Sergachev Interference against Artturi Lehkonen
1st 02:54 MTL Minor 2 Eric Staal Delaying Game - Puck over glass
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Game Thread: Tampa Bay Lightning (36-17-3) at Montreal Canadiens (24-21-11) - 02 Jul 2021 - 08:00PM EDT

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##Time

PT MT CT ET AT
05:00PM 06:00PM 07:00PM 08:00PM 09:00PM
TV NBC
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Other-Away Preview - Boxscore - Recap
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Time Clock
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###Boxscore

Teams 1st 2nd 3rd Total
2 2 2 6
1 1 1 3

###Team Stats

Team Shots Hits Blocked FO Wins Giveaways Takeaways Power Plays
30 46 13 50.8% 15 2 1/1
35 38 11 49.2% 26 1 0/1

###Goal Summary

Period Time Team Strength Description
3rd 16:48 Even Blake Coleman (0) Backhand, assists: Barclay Goodrow (4)
3rd 15:58 Even Corey Perry (4) Wrist Shot, assists: Brendan Gallagher (4), Ben Chiarot (1)
3rd 15:19 Even Tyler Johnson (0) Backhand, assists: none
2nd 18:04 Even Nick Suzuki (7) Wrist Shot, assists: Jeff Petry (6), Cole Caufield (6)
2nd 03:33 Even Tyler Johnson (3) Backhand, assists: Mathieu Joseph (1), David Savard (4)
2nd 01:40 Even [Nikita Kucherov (8) Backhand, assists: Ondrej Palat (8), Erik Cernak (9)](https://hlslive-w
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50 Nifty Reading Challenge

Hi everybody! So I gave myself a reading challenge based off the 50 states: For each state I'll be reading a work by an author born in said state, a poet (all native Americans poets. I couldn't find poets for a few states tho so I instead went with a native american historical nonfiction for the states I couldn't find), a fiction, a nonfiction, a historical Nonfiction, and a young adult novel. So in total I'll be reading 6 books for each state. It took me a good while to find all the books I wanted for each category but I've finally done it!! That being said, I had the thought that it might be fun to get another category going- suggestions or favorites from everybody on here. So would everybody give me their suggestions of their favorite books set in each state, or just books that you think would fit perfect with this challenge, please and thank you!! I added my list below. It's a long one!

Alabama     Author: William March- The Bad Seed     Poet: Janet McAdams- 7 Boxes for the Country After     Fiction: The Well and the Mine- Gin Phillips     Nonfiction: All Over but the Shoutin- Rick Bragg     Historical: Alabama Scoundrels- Kelly Kazek & Wil Elrick     Young adult: The Drowned Forest- Kristopher Reisz

Alaska     Author: Eowyn Ivey- The Snow Child     Poet: Joan Naviyuk Kane- Milk Black Carbon     Fiction: Two Old Women: An Alaskan Legend of Betrayal, Courage, and Survival- Velma Wallis     Nonfiction: Shadows on the Koyukuk- Sidney Huntington     Historical: Bloody Falls of the Coppermine: Madness, Murder, and the Collision of Cultures in the Arctic 1913- McKay Jenkins     Young adult: The Call of the Wild- Jack London

Arizona     Author: Jeanette Walls- The Glass Castle     Poet: Ofelia Zepeda- When It Rains     Fiction: The Blessing Way- Tony Hillerman     Nonfiction: The Land of the Open Graves- Jason De León     Historical: Down the Great Unknown- Edward Dolnick     Young adult: Saving Lucas Biggs- Marisa de los Santo & David Teague

Arkansas     Author: Donald Harington- The Choiring of the Trees     Poet: Sy Hoahwah- Velroy and the Madischie Mafia     Fiction: The Bird Eater- Ania Ahlborn     Nonfiction: Daughter of the White River- Denise Parkinson     Historical: On the Laps of Gods- Robert Whitaker     Young adult: Summer of my German Soldier- Bette Greene

California     Author: John Steinbeck- The Pearl     Poet: Various- Red Indian Road West     Fiction: Mildred Pierce- James M. Cain     Nonfiction: Fast Times at Ri

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50 Nifty Reading Challenge

Hi everybody! So I gave myself a reading challenge based off the 50 states: For each state I'll be reading a work by an author born in said state, a poet (all native Americans poets. I couldn't find poets for a few states tho so I instead went with a native american historical nonfiction for the states I couldn't find), a fiction, a nonfiction, a historical Nonfiction, and a young adult novel. So in total I'll be reading 6 books for each state. It took me a good while to find all the books I wanted for each category but I've finally done it!! That being said, I had the thought that it might be fun to get another category going- suggestions or favorites from everybody on here. So would everybody give me their suggestions of their favorite books set in each state, or just books that you think would fit perfect with this challenge, please and thank you!! I added my list below. It's a long one!

Alabama     Author: William March- The Bad Seed     Poet: Janet McAdams- 7 Boxes for the Country After     Fiction: The Well and the Mine- Gin Phillips     Nonfiction: All Over but the Shoutin- Rick Bragg     Historical: Alabama Scoundrels- Kelly Kazek & Wil Elrick     Young adult: The Drowned Forest- Kristopher Reisz

Alaska     Author: Eowyn Ivey- The Snow Child     Poet: Joan Naviyuk Kane- Milk Black Carbon     Fiction: Two Old Women: An Alaskan Legend of Betrayal, Courage, and Survival- Velma Wallis     Nonfiction: Shadows on the Koyukuk- Sidney Huntington     Historical: Bloody Falls of the Coppermine: Madness, Murder, and the Collision of Cultures in the Arctic 1913- McKay Jenkins     Young adult: The Call of the Wild- Jack London

Arizona     Author: Jeanette Walls- The Glass Castle     Poet: Ofelia Zepeda- When It Rains     Fiction: The Blessing Way- Tony Hillerman     Nonfiction: The Land of the Open Graves- Jason De León     Historical: Down the Great Unknown- Edward Dolnick     Young adult: Saving Lucas Biggs- Marisa de los Santo & David Teague

Arkansas     Author: Donald Harington- The Choiring of the Trees     Poet: Sy Hoahwah- Velroy and the Madischie Mafia     Fiction: The Bird Eater- Ania Ahlborn     Nonfiction: Daughter of the White River- Denise Parkinson     Historical: On the Laps of Gods- Robert Whitaker     Young adult: Summer of my German Soldier- Bette Greene

California     Author: John Steinbeck- The Pearl     Poet: Various- Red Indian Road West     Fiction: Mildred Pierce- James M. Cain     Nonfiction: Fast Times at Ri

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Post Game Thread: Tampa Bay Lightning at Montreal Canadiens - 02 Jul 2021

NHL.com Boxscore

Teams 1st 2nd 3rd Total
TBL 2 2 2 6
MTL 1 1 1 3
Team Shots Hits Blocked FO Wins Giveaways Takeaways Power Plays
TBL 30 45 13 50.8% 15 2 1/1
MTL 35 38 11 49.2% 25 1 0/1
Period Time Team Strength Description
1st 01:52 TBL Even Jan Rutta (2) Wrist Shot, assists: Ondrej Palat (7), Victor Hedman (16)
1st 03:27 TBL Power Play Victor Hedman (2) Slap Shot, assists: Nikita Kucherov (24), Anthony Cirelli (7)
1st 11:16 MTL Even Phillip Danault (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Shea Weber (5)
2nd 01:40 TBL Even Nikita Kucherov (8) Backhand, assists: Ondrej Palat (8), Erik Cernak (9)
2nd 03:33 TBL Even Tyler Johnson (3) Backhand, assists: Mathieu Joseph (1), David Savard (4)
2nd 18:04 MTL Even Nick Suzuki (7) Wrist Shot, assists: Jeff Petry (6), Cole Caufield (6)
3rd 15:19 TBL Even Tyler Johnson (0) Backhand, assists: none
3rd 15:58 MTL Even Corey Perry (4) Wrist Shot, assists: Brendan Gallagher (4), Ben Chiarot (1)
3rd 16:48 TBL Even Blake Coleman (3) Backhand, assists: Barclay Goodrow (4)
Period Time Team Type Min Description
1st 02:54 MTL Minor 2 Eric Staal Delaying Game - Puck over glass
1st 17:29 TBL Minor 2 Mikhail Sergachev Interference against Artturi Lehkonen

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50 Nifty Reading Challenge

Hi everybody! So I gave myself a reading challenge based off the 50 states: For each state I'll be reading a work by an author born in said state, a poet (all native Americans poets. I couldn't find poets for a few states tho so I instead went with a native american historical nonfiction for the states I couldn't find), a fiction, a nonfiction, a historical Nonfiction, and a young adult novel. So in total I'll be reading 6 books for each state. It took me a good while to find all the books I wanted for each category but I've finally done it!! That being said, I had the thought that it might be fun to get another category going- suggestions or favorites from everybody on here. So would everybody give me their suggestions of their favorite books set in each state, or just books that you think would fit perfect with this challenge, please and thank you!! I added my list below. It's a long one!

Alabama     Author: William March- The Bad Seed     Poet: Janet McAdams- 7 Boxes for the Country After     Fiction: The Well and the Mine- Gin Phillips     Nonfiction: All Over but the Shoutin- Rick Bragg     Historical: Alabama Scoundrels- Kelly Kazek & Wil Elrick     Young adult: The Drowned Forest- Kristopher Reisz

Alaska     Author: Eowyn Ivey- The Snow Child     Poet: Joan Naviyuk Kane- Milk Black Carbon     Fiction: Two Old Women: An Alaskan Legend of Betrayal, Courage, and Survival- Velma Wallis     Nonfiction: Shadows on the Koyukuk- Sidney Huntington     Historical: Bloody Falls of the Coppermine: Madness, Murder, and the Collision of Cultures in the Arctic 1913- McKay Jenkins     Young adult: The Call of the Wild- Jack London

Arizona     Author: Jeanette Walls- The Glass Castle     Poet: Ofelia Zepeda- When It Rains     Fiction: The Blessing Way- Tony Hillerman     Nonfiction: The Land of the Open Graves- Jason De León     Historical: Down the Great Unknown- Edward Dolnick     Young adult: Saving Lucas Biggs- Marisa de los Santo & David Teague

Arkansas     Author: Donald Harington- The Choiring of the Trees     Poet: Sy Hoahwah- Velroy and the Madischie Mafia     Fiction: The Bird Eater- Ania Ahlborn     Nonfiction: Daughter of the White River- Denise Parkinson     Historical: On the Laps of Gods- Robert Whitaker     Young adult: Summer of my German Soldier- Bette Greene

California     Author: John Steinbeck- The Pearl     Poet: Various- Red Indian Road West     Fiction: Mildred Pierce- James M. Cain     Nonfiction: Fast Times at Ri

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Match Thread: Austin FC vs Minnesota United FC | Major League Soccer

#FT: Austin FC 0-1 Minnesota United FC

Minnesota United FC scorers: Franco Fragapane (16')


Venue: Q2 Stadium

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LINE-UPS

Austin FC

Brad Stuver, Jhohan Romaña, Julio Cascante, Zan Kolmanic, Hector Jimenez (Nick Lima), Sebastián Driussi, Alexander Ring, Tomás Pochettino, Moussa Djitte (Jon Gallagher), Cecilio Domínguez (Kekuta Manneh), Diego Fagundez (McKenzie Gaines).

Subs: Andrew Tarbell, Jared Stroud, Rodney Redes, Sebastian Berhalter, Frederik Kleemann.

^____________________________

Minnesota United FC

Tyler Miller, Bakaye Dibassy, Michael Boxall, Chase Gasper, Romain Métanire, Emanuel Reynoso (Fanendo Adi), Osvaldo Alonso, Hassani Dotson, Adrien Hunou (Joseph Rosales), Franco Fragapane, Robin Lod (Ethan Finlay).

Subs: Jan Gregus, Dayne St. Clair, Brent Kallman, Jacori Hayes, Niko Hansen, D.J. Taylor.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

16' Franco Fragapane Goal

42' Julio Cascante (Austin FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

59' Emanuel Reynoso Yellow Card

73' On: Ethan Finlay|Off: Robin Lod

78' On: Joseph Rosales|Off: Adrien Hunou

80' On: McKenzie Gaines|Off: Diego Fagundez

80' On: Jon Gallagher|Off: Moussa Djitte

87' On: Kekuta Manneh|Off: Cecilio Domínguez

90'+1' Substitution, Minnesota United FC. Fanendo Adi replaces Emanuel Reynoso.

90'+1' Substitution, Austin FC. Nick Lima replaces Hector Jimenez.

90'+2' Chase Gasper (Minnesota United FC) is shown the yellow card.


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[Post-Match Thread] Austin 0:1 Minnesota United FC

Major League Soccer - 2021/2022

Austin 0-1 Minnesota United FC

Match Info:

Lineups:

Austin - 4-2-3-1

Starting XI: Brad Stuver, Héctor Jimenez, Julio Cascante, Jhohan Romaña, Žan Kolmanič, Tomás Pochettino, Alexander Ring, Diego Fagúndez, Sebastián Driussi, Cecilio Domínguez, Moussa Djitté

Substitutes: Andrew Tarbell, Nick Lima, Frederik Kleemann, Sebastian Berhalter, Jared Stroud, Orrin McKinze Gaines II., Jon Gallagher, Kekuta Manneh, Rodney Redes

Coach: J. Wolff

Minnesota United FC - 4-2-3-1

Starting XI: Tyler Miller, Romain Metanire, Michael Boxall, Bakaye Dibassy, Chase Gasper, Hassani Dotson, Osvaldo Alonso, Robin Lod, Emanuel Reynoso, Franco Fragapane, Adrien Hunou

Substitutes: Dayne St. Clair, Brent Kallman, D.J. Taylor, Ethan Finlay, Ján Greguš, Niko Hansen, Jacori Hayes, Joseph Rosales, Fanendo Adi

Coach: A. Heath

Match Stats:


Austin 0 - 1 Minnesota United FC
66% Ball Possession 34%
18 Total Shots 12
7 Shots On Target 3
9 Shots Off Target 6
2 Blocked Shots 3
10 Shots Inside Box 6
8 Shots Outside Box 6
8 Corner Kicks 2
3 Offsides 0
12 Fouls 9
1 Yellow Cards 2
0 Red Cards 0
2 Goalkeeper Saves 7
557 Passes 296
481 (86%) Accurate Passes 203 (69%)

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

16' GOAL! Scored by F. Fragapane (Minnesota United FC)

42' Yellow Card for J. Cascante (Austin)

59' Yellow Card for E. Reynoso (Minnesota United FC)

73' Substitution: E. Finlay for R. Lod (Minnesota United FC)

78' Substitution: J. Rosales for A. Hunou (Minnesota United FC)

80' Substitution: J. Gallagher for M. K. Djitte (Austin)

80' Substitution: O. McKinze Gaines II for D. Fagundez (Austin)

87' Substitution: K. Manneh for C. Dominguez (Austin)

90' Substitution: F. Adi for E. Reynoso (Minnesota United FC)

90' Substitution: N. Lima for H. Jimenez (Austin)

90' Yellow Card for Minnesota United FC

90' Yellow Card for Minnesota United FC

90' Match whistled off


Player Match Stats

Austin

Player Rating Mins Shots Tackles Passes Duels Dribbles
Tomás Pochettino 7.7 96 4 2 35 13 8
Sebastián Driussi 7.7 96 4 2 61 12 2
Alexander Ring 7.5 96 0 2 91 12 3
Žan Kolmanič 7.3 96 1 1 44 5 3
Héctor Jimenez 7.2 91 0 2 55 6
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