Top 50 Jewish Boys and Jewish Girls names in Israel 2020

Edit to add: I went ahead and did the whole list here. There is also the lists of top names per city which is pretty interesting

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pJSPEl7h_5P_IFsG81f-S-7USZXQ7ze-/edit#gid=1677890754

I have transliterated the data from the original Hebrew. The data is also available per city in Israel and the list for each gender is over 400 names long. If anybody is particularly interested, I can help to provide more details. This data is also available in Hebrew for Muslim, Christian and Druze babies born in Israel, however I am not so familiar with transliterating many of those names but I could also try.

Boys, number of births

  1. David 1,536
  2. Lavi 1,297
  3. Ariel 1,223
  4. Yosef (Joseph) 1,176
  5. Noam 1,150
  6. Ori/Uri 1,033
  7. Raphael 1,018
  8. Ari 1,001
  9. Moshe (Moses) 958
  10. Yehuda (Judah) 928
  11. Avraham (Abraham) 920
  12. Eitan (Ethan) 917
  13. Daniel 909
  14. Israel 810
  15. Itai 779
  16. Shmuel (Samuel) 762
  17. Elya 726
  18. Yehonatan (Jonathan) 721
  19. Yitzchak (Isaac) 706
  20. Shimon (Simon) 694
  21. Yaakov (Jacob) 688
  22. Michael 675
  23. Omer 673
  24. Yonatan (Jonathan) 629
  25. Ahron 595
  26. Chaim 586
  27. Imri 549
  28. Adam 528
  29. Shlomo (Solomon) 528
  30. Itamar 526
  31. Ido 521
  32. Yair 501
  33. Yanai 492
  34. Meir 488
  35. Ishai 487
  36. Mordecai 474
  37. Harel 464
  38. Benaya 448
  39. Nitay 438
  40. Benyamin (Benjamin) 416
  41. Eliyahu (Elijah) 405
  42. Menachem 394
  43. Liam 387
  44. Be'eri 379
  45. Alon 379
  46. Elai 376
  47. Amit 373
  48. Ben 370
  49. Natan 365
  50. Or 359

Girls, number of births

  1. Tamar 1,116
  2. Maya 1,107
  3. Avigail (Abigail) 1,082
  4. Noa 1,034
  5. Sarah 1,013
  6. Ayala 1,000
  7. Adel 910
  8. Yael 882
  9. Shira 859
  10. Esther 779
  11. Chana (Hanna) 770
  12. Ella 750
  13. Miriam 721
  14. Rachel 693
  15. Rivka/Rebecca 684
  16. Liya 678
  17. Chaya 664
  18. Talia 637
  19. Roni 630
  20. Romi 597
  21. Michal 596
  22. Noya 591
  23. Ariel 579
  24. Ruth 571
  25. Libi 559
  26. Alma 538
  27. Hallel 529
  28. Emma 523
  29. Geffen 504
  30. Gaya 502
  31. Naomi 477
  32. Hodaya 467
  33. Omer 462
  34. Noga 458
  35. Agam 454
  36. Yuval 446
  37. Shay-Lee 419
  38. Efrat 404
  39. Leah 402
  40. Malka 401
  41. Ori 390
  42. Oriya 387
  43. Yahli 382
  44. Tehila 377
  45. Emily 366
  46. Yehudit (Judith) 358
  47. Tahel 356
  48. Arbel 344
  49. Tohar 342
  50. Lian 340
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TWICE - Formula of Love: O+T=<3 (The 3rd Full Album)

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TWICE - Formula of Love: O+T=<3 (The 3rd Full Album)

Release Date: 12th November 2021

Track Lyrics by Composed by Arranged by
1. SCIENTIST Shim Eunji Anne-Marie, Melanie Fontana, Michel "Lindgren" Schulz, Tommy Brown, Steven Franks, 72 Tommy Brown, Mr. Franks, Michel "Lindgren" Schulz
2. MOONLIGHT Michael Pollack, Jake Torrey, Destiny Rogers Jonathan Yip, Ray Romulus, Jeremy Reeves, Ray Charles McCullough II The Stereotypes
3. ICON Melanie Fontana, GG Ramirez Melanie Fontana, Michel "Lindgren" Schulz, GG Ramirez Lindgren
4. CRUEL Dahyun Mich Hansen, Jeppe London Bilsby, Lauritz Emil Christiansen, Brooke Tomlinson, Alma Gudmundsdottir Cutfather, Jeppe London Bilsby, Lauritz Emil Christiansen
5. REAL YOU Jihyo earattack, Sophia Pae, Gong Do, MasterKey earattack, Gong Do
6. F.I.L.A (Fall In Love Again) Nayeon Anne Judith Stokke Wik, Sonny J Mason, Karen Poole, Ronny Svendsen Anne Judith Stokke Wik, Sonny J Mason, Karen Poole, Ronny Svendsen
7. LAST WALTZ Shim Eunji Shim Eunji, Lee Haesol, EJAE Lee Haesol
8. ESPRESSO MosPick, Young Chance MosPick, Young Chance MosPick
9. REWIND (μ•Œκ³  싢지 μ•Šμ•„) Jung Hohyun (e.one) Jung Hohyun (e.one) Jung Hohyun (e.one)
10. CACTUS (선인μž₯) Jihyo Jihyo, Heechang (Coke Paris) Heechang (Coke Paris)
11. PUSH & PULL (Jihyo, Sana, Dahyun) Lee Seuran Justin Reinstein & Anna Timgren Justin Reinstein
12. HELLO (Nayeon, Momo, Chaeyoung) Jed, Luke, Davidior Jed, Davidior Davidior
13. 1, 3, 2 (Jeongyeon, Mina, Tzuyu) Shim Eunji Marcus Van Wattum, Jenson Vaughan, Lauren Dyson, Alexander Pavelich Marcus Van Wattum, Jenson Vaughan, Lauren Dyson, Alexa
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TWICE - 3rd Full Album 'Formula of Love: O+T=<3' (Two Weeks Later)

What are your thoughts on TWICE's latest release now that you've had time to digest it? What are the standout tracks? How has your opinion changed since release? What are your thoughts on the sales numbers and chart positions? How did the release stack up to your expectations?

This post was not made exactly two weeks later, but all figures are as of two weeks later unless otherwise specified.

###Overview

Artist TWICE
Title Formula of Love: O+T=<3
Type 3rd Full Album
Released Friday, November 12, 2021

&nbsp;

Album Discussion Thread

##Poll: Which track is your favorite?


###Physical Sales

Album Sales Total
Gaon not yet posted
Hanteo 351,995
Gaon Chart 1st Week Rank 1st Week Count 2nd Week Rank 2nd Week Count
Album Chart #1 - N/A -
Retail Album Chart #1 146,504 #4 24,677

###Digital Charts

(N/A indicates song charted outside the available data. For streaming sites that means outside of the top 100)

Previously released track "The Feels" not included

####01. SCIENTIST:

Gaon Chart 1st Week Rank 1st Week Count 2nd Week Rank 2nd Week Count
Digital #108 3,519,626 #32 8,131,743
Download #8 - #4 -
Streaming N/A - #57 -
BGM #72 - N/A -
Mobile Bell N/A - #49 -
Mobile Ring N/A - #76 -
Charts Peak Rank (Daily) Charts Peak Rank (Daily)
Melon #56 Genie #79
Bugs #2
Charts Peak Rank Charts Peak Rank (Realtime)
Melon TOP100 #42 Genie #38
Flo 24H #35 Bugs #1

Still charting two weeks later on Melon TOP100, Genie, Flo 24H, and Bugs

####02. MOONLIGHT:

Gaon Chart 1st Week Rank 1st Week Count 2nd Week Rank 2nd Week Count
Download #78 - #173 -
Charts Peak Rank (Daily)
Bugs #63
Charts Peak Rank (Realtime)
Bugs #8

####03. ICON:

Gaon Chart 1st Week Rank 1st Week Count 2nd Week Rank 2nd Week Count
Download #88 - #193 -

Charts | Peak Rank (

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Official Discussion - Army of Thieves

#Poll

If you've seen the film, please rate it at this poll

If you haven't seen the film but would like to see the result of the poll click here

#Rankings

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Click here to see the rankings for every poll done


Summary:

A prequel, set before the events of Army of the Dead, which focuses on German safecracker Ludwig Dieter leading a group of aspiring thieves on a top secret heist during the early stages of the zombie apocalypse

Director:

Matthias Schweighofer

Writers:

Zack Snyder, Shay Hatten

Cast:

  • Matthias Schweighofer as Dieter
  • Nathalie Emmanuel as Gwendoline
  • Ruby O. Fee as Korina
  • Stuart Martin as Brad
  • Jonathan Cohen as Delacroix
  • Noemie Nakai as Beatrix -- Rotten Tomatoes: 71%

Metacritic: 48

VOD: Netflix

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Premier League Teammates With Most Matches Played Together

Here are all PL teammates who both appeared in the same match at least 200 times. Was compiled for making quizzes for my site, hugequiz. Data thru 11/7/21.

383 - Jamie Carragher & Steven Gerrard
358 - Paul Scholes & Ryan Giggs
351 - Frank Lampard & John Terry
302 - Gary Neville & Paul Scholes
300 - Jussi Jaaskelainen & Kevin Nolan
297 - Gary Neville & Ryan Giggs
288 - Jussi Jaaskelainen & Kevin Davies
280 - Jamie Carragher & Sami Hyypia
277 - John Terry & Petr Cech
271 - Frank Lampard & Petr Cech
270 - Leon Osman & Tim Howard
268 - Sami Hyypia & Steven Gerrard
262 - Leighton Baines & Tim Howard
258 - Roy Keane & Ryan Giggs
252 - Leighton Baines & Phil Jagielka
247 - Michael Carrick & Wayne Rooney
247 - Phil Jagielka & Tim Howard
243 - David Seaman & Lee Dixon
242 - Jamie Carragher & Pepe Reina
240 - Jussi Jaaskelainen & Ricardo Gardner
240 - Alan Shearer & Shay Given
239 - Phil Neville & Tim Howard
239 - Denis Irwin & Ryan Giggs
237 - Glenn Whelan & Ryan Shawcross
231 - Jamie Vardy & Kasper Schmeichel
231 - Rio Ferdinand & Ryan Giggs
228 - Pepe Reina & Steven Gerrard
226 - Didier Drogba & John Terry
226 - David Seaman & Ray Parlour
226 - Lee Dixon & Ray Parlour
225 - Harry Kane & Hugo Lloris
225 - Gareth Southgate & Ugo Ehiogu
225 - David Seaman & Martin Keown
224 - Paul Scholes & Roy Keane
224 - Lee Dixon & Nigel Winterburn
223 - Patrice Evra & Wayne Rooney
223 - David Seaman & Nigel Winterburn
222 - Martin Keown & Ray Parlour
220 - David Beckham & Gary Neville
220 - Denis Irwin & Peter Schmeichel
217 - Cesar Azpilicueta & Willian
216 - Lee Dixon & Martin Keown
215 - Cesar Azpilicueta & Eden Hazard
215 - Rio Ferdinand & Wayne Rooney
215 - Frank Lampard & Joe Cole
214 - David Silva & Sergio Aguero
214 - David James & Robbie Fowler
214 - Gary Neville & Roy Keane
214 - David Seaman & Tony Adams
213 - Gary Neville & Nicky Butt
212 - David James & Steve McManaman
210 - Leighton Baines & Leon Osman
210 - Jamie Carragher & John Arne Riise
210 - Dennis Bergkamp & Patrick Vieira
210 - David Beckham & Paul Scholes
209 - Michael Carrick & Patrice Evra
208 - Ryan Giggs & Wayne Rooney
206 - Gareth Barry & Olof Mellberg
206 -

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2021 PWI 500 Full List!!

https://preview.redd.it/a5ye3bmjdbm71.jpg?width=881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0969783e4894df0c322f9a3bc58a0ba0126c9019

The PWI β€œ500” is not a ranking for the calendar year January through December. The β€œevaluation period” this year ran from July 1, 2020, through June 30, 2021.

1 Kenny Omega

2 Roman Reigns

3 Bobby Lashley

4 Drew McIntyre

5 Kota Ibushi

6 Jon Moxley

7 Will Ospreay

8 Finn Balor

9 Shingo Takagi

10 Rich Swann

11 Cody Rhodes

12 Randy Orton

13 Big E

14 Darby Allin

15 Tetsuya Naito

16 Karrion Kross

17 Ultimo Guerrero

18 Suwama

19 Chris Jericho

20 Jonathan Gresham

21 Orange Cassidy

22 Laredo Kid

23 Keiji Muto

24 Keith Lee

25 Kazuchika Okada

26 MJF

27 Braun Strowman

28 WALTER

29 EVIL

30 Nick Aldis

31 Jacob Fatu

32 Cesaro

33 PAC

34 Adam Page

35 AJ Styles

36 Daniel Bryan

37 Adam Cole

38 Miro

39 Jay White

40 Moose

41 Dragon Lee

42 El Hijo del Vikingo

43 Johnny Gargano

44 Trish Adora

45 Jey Uso

46 Jake Lee

47 Lee Moriarty

48 Seth Rollins

49 AJ Gray

50 Kyle O’Reilly

51 Jun Akiyama

52 Hiromu Takahashi

53 Lio Rush

54 Alexander

54 Hammerstone

55 Rey Fenix

56 Sheamus

57 Pagano

58 Shun Skywalker

59 Tom Lawlor

60 Go Shiozaki

61 Nick Gage

62 Hiroshi Tanahashi

63 Kevin Owens

64 Tony Deppen

65 Apollo Crews

66 Sammy Guevara

67 Takashi Sugiura

68 Caristico

69 Jungle Boy

70 Kofi Kingston

71 SANADA

72 Rohit Raju

73 Bronson Reed

74 Bray Wyatt

75 Eddie Kingston

76 Riddle

77 Eric Young

78 Trevor Murdoch

79 Naomichi Marufuji

80 Sami Zayn

81 Santos Escobar

82 Shinsuke Nakamura

83 Brian Cage

84 Myron Reed

85 Damian Priest

86 Eddie Edwards

87 Minoru Suzuki

88 Aron Stevens

89 The Miz

90 Tracy Williams

91 TJP

92 Chris Dickinson

93 Powerhouse Hobbs

94 Chris Bey

95 EFFY

96 Wheeler YUTA

97 WARHORSE

98 Da Pope

99 Black Taurus

100 Pete Dunne

101 Zack Sabre Jr.

102 El Desperado

103 Rey Mysterio

104 Lance Archer

105 Jeff Hardy

106 Joey Janela

107 Josh Alexander

108 Brody King

109 Fred Yehi

110 Jay Lethal

111 Allie Katch

112 Richard Holliday

113 Scorpio Sky

114 Sami Callihan

115 Pentagon Jr.

116 Matt Jackson

117 Nick Jackson

118 A-Kid

119 Mistico

120 Eita

121 Josh Woods

122 Ricky Starks

123 Ethan Page

124 JR Kratos

125 Kaito Kiyomiya

126 Tommaso Ciampa

127 Bandido

128 Mustafa Ali

129 QT Marshall

130 Kzy

131 Jay Briscoe

132 Kushida

133 Xavier Woods

134 Calvin Tankman

135 Brian Pillman Jr.

136 Konosuke Takeshita

137 JD Drake

138 Shane Ta

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Roy Siblings and "Moral Injury"

Succession would be a good teaching example for the concept of "moral injury." Key work in this area relates to the experience of Vietnam veterans. In addition to the familiar idea of PTSD, extended combat can lead to moral injury involving what Jonathan Shay, in "Achilles in Vietnam" calls "the undoing of character." Because these vets saw repeated violations of "what's right" by their own leadership (and their fellow "grunts"), they lose their own sense of trust, love, values, etc. The literally have their character terribly damaged if not destroyed. For some years, this concept of moral injury has been extended to other situations, including victims of repeated and severe child abuse. It makes sense that if your parents abuse you (physically/emotionally/verbally) and you see them behave very badly, your character either never really develops, or is undone. That's the Roy sibs. To what extent they have flashes of actual human warmth and caring, it would be due to some kind of relationships as they grew up that partly offset the moral injury at the hands of the abusive parents.

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I drafted a worldwide wrestling "sports league" using this year's PWI 500 for use in FPW World

Long-winded post incoming. But first: an explanation.

My brother and I were talking ages ago about how it would be cool to see a sports league of wrestlers that forces them to wrestle for the superiority of their faction rather than personal gain. It's like if Survivor Series was the whole promotion--or, as I like to describe it, newLEGACYinc Stable Wars: The Promotion.

As the title semi-implies, the thing that pushed me to actually put this thing into action was this year's PWI 500, which gave us a straight-up list of the greatest wrestlers in the world today, organized in terms of strength and star-power. If there were to be a fantasy draft for wrestling, the PWI 500 would be a pretty great way to go about doing it, though it is flawed. Not only does it rely heavily on your previous year (NJPW's Kazuchika Okada is easily a top 10 draft pick IRL--if not top 5--but he didn't really kill it from June 2020 to June 2021 and was thus placed at 25), but it's also influenced by kayfabe and win/loss records from that year, meaning someone like Seth Rollins got picked in Round 3 and Bray Wyatt got picked in Round 5.

With that out of the way, let's get into

The (Out-of-World) Set-Up:

If you've ever played Fire Promoter or have bought the Entrance Craft DLC, you'll know all about the various fake promotions in the game, from the SWA to ROW to KOG. I used all 17 of the logos and team names given to me there and added "Takayama Empire" (from the 2nd Takayamania DLC) to make it a round 18 teams. Then, just for a little flavor, I gave each team a general manager (e.g. Vince McMahon for SWA and Tony Khan for NCPW) and a hometown (SWA in New York City and NCPW in Jacksonville, FL), though it ultimately wouldn't influence anything other than my head-canon. I know after the fact that Vince wouldn't have drafted the SWA team on purpose, though some teams (namely Empire and DFW) made a surprising amount of sense.

I put those 18 team names into a random order generator, set them on a list, and started drafting straight from the 2021 PWI 500. An hour of typing and double-checking later, and this is how things shook out:

  • SWA: Spike Wrestling Association
    • Location: New York, NY, USA
    • General Manager: Vince McMahon
    • Roster:
      • Tetsuya Naito (0-1-0)
      • PAC (1-0-0)
      • Jun Akiyama (1-0-0)
      • Jungle Boy (1-0-0)
      • Minoru Suzuki (1-0-0)
      • Jeff Hardy (1-0-0)
      • Ethan Page (0-1-0)
      • EC3 (0-1-0)
      • Karl Anders
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New Music Friday: September 16th, 2021

#Albums

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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An Assassin’s Creed Calendar of Birthdays and Death Days [Various Spoilers]

To honor the 1st anniversary of my growing cell hiding out elsewhere, I’ve scoured the many corners of the wiki to compile this Assassin’s Creed Calendar of sorts, wherein I’ve noted every birthday and death day for all Assassins, Templars, and a handful of important friends that have been given a hard date up to this point!

Because of its heft on certain days of the year, I wasn’t able to throw all this into a colorized PDF calendar like I wanted (yet?), so apologies for this format. But now with how many we have, I’d be interested to hear if any of you share a birthday with any of these guys? Not to mention, we could practically pick any day of the year and have a β€œreligious holiday” excuse to give to our bosses. ;)

If your favorite doesn’t appear here, check the fandom wiki, check their actual Wikipedia entry if they have one, and if I missed one with a notable official date for either their birthday or death day, tell me and I’ll add em to this already numerous list!

Enjoy alllll the Assassin & Templar Birthdays and Death Days I could find!

  • Your Friendly Neighborhood Mentor

January

1st

  • Rodrigo Borgia’s Birthday (1431)

2nd

  • Manuel Palaiologos’s Birthday (1455)
  • Claudia Auditore’s Birthday (1461)
  • Carlo Visconti’s Death (1477)
  • Mario Auditore’s Death (1500)
  • Jules Brunet’s Birthday (1838)

3rd

  • Li Linfu’s Death (753)
  • Jacopo de’ Pazzi’s Death (1480)

4th

  • Sir Isaac Newton’s Birthday (1643)
  • Arpinon’s, Charles Gabriel Sivert’s & Duchesneau’s Deaths (1791)

5th

  • John II of Luxembourg’s Death (1441)

6th

  • Joan of Arc’s Birthday (1412)

8th

  • Marco Polo’s Death (1324)
  • David Bowie’s Birthday (1947)

9th

  • Wang Yangming’s Death (1529)

10th

  • David Bowie’s Death (2016)

11th

  • AltaΓ―r Ibn-La’Ahad’s Birthday (1165)
  • Maud Ibn-La’Ahad’s Death (1165)
  • MΓΆngke Khan’s Birthday (1209)

12th

  • Antonio de Ulloa’s Birthday (1716)

13th

  • King Γ†thelwulf’s Death (858)

16th

  • RenΓ© de Anjou’s Birthday (1409)

17th

  • Benjamin Franklin’s Birthday (1706)

19th

  • Roi des Thunes’s Death (1791)

20th

  • Alessandro Valignano’s Death (1606)
  • William Lowndes’s Death (1724)
  • FranΓ§ois Mackendal’s Death (1758)
  • Buzz Aldrin’s Birthday (1930)

21st

  • Vladimir Ilyich Lenin’s Death (1924)

22nd

  • Lyndon B. Johnson’s Death (1973)

24th

  • Paul Moritz Warburg’s Death (1932)

25th

  • Philip Twopenny’s Birthday (1827)

27th

  • John Glover Roberts, Jr.’s Birthday (1955)

28th

  • King Charlemagne
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Every single random streamer mode name in Rust

aaron abbey abbie abby abdul abe abel abigail abraham abram ada adah adalberto adaline adam adan addie adela adelaida adelaide adele adelia adelina adeline adell adella adelle adena adina adolfo adolph adria adrian adriana adriane adrianna adrianne adrien adriene adrienne afton agatha agnes agnus agripina agueda agustin agustina ahmad ahmed ai aida aide aiko aileen ailene aimee aisha aja akiko akilah al alaina alaine alan alana alane alanna alayna alba albert alberta albertha albertina albertine alberto albina alda alden aldo alease alec alecia aleen aleida aleisha alejandra alejandrina alejandro alena alene alesha aleshia alesia alessandra aleta aletha alethea alethia alex alexa alexander alexandra alexandria alexia alexis alfonso alfonzo alfred alfreda alfredia alfredo ali alia alica alice alicia alida alina aline alisa alise alisha alishia alisia alison alissa alita alix aliza alla allan alleen allegra allen allena allene allie alline allison allyn allyson alma almeda almeta alona alonso alonzo alpha alphonse alphonso alta altagracia altha althea alton alva alvaro alvera alverta alvin alvina alyce alycia alysa alyse alysha alysia alyson alyssa amada amado amal amalia amanda amber amberly ambrose amee amelia america ami amie amiee amina amira ammie amos amparo amy an ana anabel analisa anamaria anastacia anastasia andera anderson andra andre andrea andreas andree andres andrew andria andy anette angel angela angele angelena angeles angelia angelic angelica angelika angelina angeline angelique angelita angella angelo angelyn angie angila angla angle anglea anh anibal anika anisa anisha anissa anita anitra anja anjanette anjelica ann anna annabel annabell annabelle annalee annalisa annamae annamaria annamarie anne anneliese annelle annemarie annett annetta annette annice annie annika annis annita annmarie anthony antione antionette antoine antoinette anton antone antonetta antonette antonia antonietta antonina antonio antony antwan anya apolonia april apryl ara araceli aracelis aracely arcelia archie ardath ardelia ardell ardella ardelle arden ardis ardith aretha argelia argentina ariana ariane arianna arianne arica arie ariel arielle arla arlean arleen arlen arlena arlene arletha arletta arlette arlie arlinda arline arlyne armand armanda armandina armando armida arminda arnetta arnette arnita arnold arnoldo arnulfo aron arron art arthur artie arturo arvilla asa asha ashanti ashely ashlea ashlee ashleigh ashley ashli ashlie ashly ashlyn ashton asia asley a

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Book Johnny Gargano Post-WWE - Part 2

β€œLadies and Gentleman, your winners of this match, representing Team RoH…”

Johnny Gargano, Biff Busick, Kyle O’Reilly and Bobby Fish make their way through the curtain, closely flanked by RUSH and Andrade El Idolo. RUSH leaves with Andrade while the rest celebrate their victory, as they venture deeper into the backstage area, they cross paths with countless AEW superstars who stare them down, but eventually they are welcomed in by the Ring of Honor locker room…

Ring of Honor: Honored to be Back - Thursday, July 28th, 2022

We are BACK!!!! Live from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, the show opens with a few graphics being shown to highlight how the three major championships will be determined…

RoH World Tag Team Championship

The Briscoes (Jay & Mark)

The Rotunda Brothers (Windham & Taylor)

The Kingdom (Mike Bennett & Matt Taven)

SOS (Kaun & Moses)

The Awakening (Konnor & Viktor)

The Chapter (Ermac & Akeem) - FKA Authors of Pain

La Faccion Ingobernable (Dragon Lee & Dralistico)

The Von Erichs (Ross & Marshall)

RoH Women's World Championship

Athena - FKA Ember Moon

Trish Adora

Nixon Newell - FKA Tegan Nox

Willow Nightingale

Rok-C

Skye Blue

Killer Kelly

Holidead

Allysin Kay

Mandy Leon

Angelina Love

Miranda Alize

Chelsea Green

Alex Gracia

Marina Shafir

Deonna Purrazzo

RoH World Championship

Johnny Gargano

Shane Taylor

Kenny King

Tre Lamar

Bandido

RUSH

Chris Dickinson

Homicide

Jonathan Gresham

Tony Deppen

Christopher Daniels

Calvin Tankman

Joe Hennig - FKA Curtis Axel

Shane Strickland

Daniel Garcia

Biff Busick

Johnny Gargano makes his way out with Biff Busic, they welcome everyone back to Ring of Honor, they are excited to bring RoH back to its glory days and more, the home of the best professional wrestling. They have a revamped design, a revamped goal, and a revamped roster, all vying for their revamped championships. They’ve been offered the opportunity to have RoH’s first match coming out of hiatus, with the two of them going at it in a first round match for the World Championship tournament. So without further ado, let’s get into some wrestling…

Johnny Gargano vs Biff Busick | First Round Match

*These two allies are ready for war, and they don’t hold anything back, despite the respect between them, Biff Busick doesn’t pull any punches, and Gargano fights as ha

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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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School Was Clothed
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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-21)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below

  1. Drafting Contracts: How & Why Lawyers Do What They Do 2e (Aspen Coursebook): 2nd Edition: Tina L. Stark

  2. Hard Facts, Dangerous Half-Truths, and Total Nonsense: Profiting from Evidence-based Management: Jeffrey Pfeffer & Robert I. Sutton

  3. The Ethics Primer for Public Administrators in Government and Nonprofit Organizations, 2nd Edition: James H. Svara

  4. Citizen Governance: Leading American Communities Into the 21st Century, 1st Edition: Richard C. Box

  5. Handbook of Local Anesthesia, 7th Edition: Stanley F. Malamed

  6. An Invitation to Health, 18th Edition: Dianne Hales

  7. Research Methods for Public Administrators, 6th Edition: Elizabethann O'Sullivan & Gary Rassel & Maureen Berner & Jocelyn Taliaferro

  8. Social Gerontology: A Multidisciplinary Perspective, 10th Edition: Nancy R. Hooyman & Kevin Y. Kawamoto & H. Asuman Kiyak

  9. The Project Manager's Guide to Mastering Agile: Principles and Practices for an Adaptive Approach, 1st Edition: Charles G. Cobb

  10. Theoretical Basis for Nursing, 5th Edition: Melanie McEwen & Evelyn M. Wills

  11. Marketing Management, 3rd Edition: Greg W. Marshall & Mark W Johnston

  12. RealTime Physics: Active Learning Laboratories, Module 3: Electricity and Magnetism, 3rd Edition: David R. Sokoloff & Priscilla W. Laws

  13. Designing and Managing a Research Project: A Business Student's Guide, Third Edition: Michael J. Polonsky & David S. Waller

  14. Business Law: Text and Cases: Legal, Ethical, Global, and Corporate Environment, 12th Edition: Kenneth W. Clarkson & Roger LeRoy Miller & Frank B. Cross

  15. Classroom Management That Works: Research-Based Strategies for Every Teacher, 1st Edition: Robert J Marzano & Jana S Marzano & Debra J Pickering

  16. DAT Prep Plus 2019-2020: 2 Practice Tests + Proven Strategies + Online (Kaplan Test Prep), 1st Edition: Kaplan Test Prep

  17. Managing Information Technology:

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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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WON: Star Ratings WWE, ROH, AEW

WWE
Rollins vs Edge: 4.25
Lashley vs Orton: 3.75

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ROH
Honor Rumble: 2.25
Dalton Castle vs Eli Isom: 3
Taylor Rust vs Jake Atlas: 2.25
Tony Deppen & Homicide & Chris Dickinson vs LSG & John Walters & Lee Moriarty: 3.5
Matt Taven & Mike Bennett vs Mark & Jay Briscoe: 3.75
Josh Woods vs Jonathan Gresham: 3.25
Moses & Kuan & O’Shay Edwards vs Bestia del Ring & Kenny King & Dragon Lee: 2.5
Rok-C vs Miranda Alize: 3.25
Bandido vs EC3 vs Demonic Flamita vs Brody King: 4

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AEW
Andrade El Idolo vs PAC: 4.25
Adam Cole vs Frankie Kazarian: 3.5
FTR vs Dante Martin & Matt Sydal: 3.5

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WWA Wrestling League, Week 1 & 2 Recap (Wrestling League Based off the 2021 PWI 500)

A week or so ago, I wrote a post explaining the creation of the Worldwide Wrestling Association, a Fire Pro Wrestling World game I'm running where the PWI 500 got drafted into 18 teams that wrestled each other for brand supremacy. I mentioned toward the end of that post that I'd post updates when there were updates to post, and people seemed to take kindly to that, so I thought I'd at least let you guys see what's going on in the league after two in-universe weeks.

With one match a night Monday-Saturday and two matches on Sunday, we're now 16 games into the promotion's existence. Every team has had at least one game/five matches, and four teams have gotten at least one week off. So, with everyone getting a little bit of time to shine (or stay very, very dim), this is the perfect time to pause and see how things are going for everyone.

Results:

April:

  • 17th: SWA vs JTW
    • Daniel Bryan (JTW) def. Tetsuya Naito (SWA) [19:13, 100%]
    • PAC & Minoru Suzuki (SWA) def. Suwama & Kento Miyahara (JTW) [27:45, 94%]
    • Jun Akiyama, Karl Anderson, & HARASHIMA (SWA) def. Shuji Ishikawa, Shotaro Ashino, & O'Shay Edwards (JTW)[20:05, 67%]
    • Tommaso Ciampa & Brody King (JTW) def. EC3 & Ethan Page (SWA)[18:09, 93%]
    • Jeff Hardy, Jungle Boy, Rocky Romero, & Flamita (SWA) def. Rohit Raju, Tracy Williams, Hammerstone, & Cara Noir (JTW) [26:14, 95%]
  • 17th: Super Lucha vs DFW
    • Darby Allin & Cesaro & Hirooki Goto (DFW) def. Kazuchika Okada & Will Ospreay & Tomohiro Ishii (SL) [23:39, 92%]
    • Andrade El Idolo & Ricky Starks (DFW) def. Naomichi Marufuji & Pentagon Jr. (SL) [20:45, 89%]
    • Nick Gage (SL) def. Psycho Clown (DFW) [12:04, 82%]
    • Montez Ford, Caristico, Pres10 Vance & Lance Archer (DFW) def. Xavier Woods, Otis, Johnny Gargano & WARHORSE (SL) [35:51, 95%]
    • Kyle O'Reilly & Eddie Edwards (DFW) def. Santana & Frankie Kazarian (SL) [24:04, 86%]
  • 18th: CWA vs EMPIRE
    • Drew McIntyre* & Moose (CWA) def. Karrion Kross & LA Park (EMPIRE) by ring out [8:38, 56%]
    • Adam Page & Kofi Kingston & Joey Janela (EMPIRE) def. Matt Riddle, Chris Bey & Laredo Kid (CWA) [21:58, 93%]
    • David Smith Jr. & Timothy Thatcher (
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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