I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Happy friday everyone!
Some variety and outliers this week, not because anybody private messaged me requests no no siree.
Friday 13th August
6pm FIRESIDE ACOUSTIC SESSIONS - Kate Anastasiou @ Eruption Brewing
6pm Helloiam Presents - PB n Jam @ FLUX
7pm Band Nights @ LOOP Youth Centre (the church at 1 Harewood road) ("This is a Drug & Alcohol-Free, Family-Friendly event run almost entirely by young people" (Good for them)
7:30 WETA / AHORIBUZZ Tribute & Volts @ Cassels Blue Smoke
7:30 Willie McArthur Live @ Sullivan's Irish Pub
8pm Free Birthday Gig with This Dog and HOTU @ darkroom
8pm Am Himmel/ No Exit/ Opawa 45s @ Space Academy
8pm Aaron's Farewell Ft. Indigo Wolf / Best Bets / Violet French @ Space Academy
8pm In Our House We Are All Equal (LGBT+ Friendly Dance Party) @ Exchange Christchurch - XCHC
8pm There's A Tuesday w/ Park Rd @ The Loons Club Inc. Rebuild
8pm The Blue 2 @ 12 Bar
8pm Gipsay Presents: Funk Soul Sista @ Dux Central
8pm Frankie Daly Presents "Spitfire, A Piano Concert" @ The Piano: Centre for Music and the Arts
8:30 Julie Lamb Outfit: Barmy Jarmies Tour @ A Rolling Stone
9pm Andy Gartrell @ Wunderbar
9pm ABSOLUT AOTEAROA TOUR - SWEET MIX KIDS @ Original Sin on The Terrace
10pm Just Another Local Gig Vol.3 @ Churchill’s Tavern
10:30 The Fillets Duo Live @ Boo Radley's
10:30 Realignment @ Micky Finns
Saturday 14th August
7pm [The In Crowd](https://www.facebook.com
... keep reading on reddit ➡Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
