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I really don't know the exact reason, but for some reason I love one really sad movie. I don't why sadness in this movies touches me so hard. Or why would anyone even enjoy a sad movie. I doesn't really makes sense, we should enjoy happy movies, not sad ones. But at the end of the day, this is the kind of film that is hard to stop thinking about.
The movie tells a story about a man trapped in a dogs body. (That's really all I can tell without spoiling too much, but it should be enough.) To me, it's a movie about accepting who you are. Some things in life are unchangable. You just have to live with some facts. Maybe you are intelligent person, stuck in mentally challenged persons body. Or maybe you are person with working legs, stuck in a wheelchair persons body. Or even a sighted person, stuck in blind mans body. Simply put, you have something in yourself, that has been really difficult to accept as it is. Well, if you feel that way, this movie is definitely for you.
It's called Fluke. The movie was made in 1995 and directed by Carlo Carlei. The movie starrs Matthew Modine, Nancy Travis, Max Pomeranc, Eric Stoltz and Samuel L. Jackson. Other minor roles are played by Collin Wilcox-Paxton, Ron Perlman, Jon Polito and Bill Cobbs. The composer of this movie is Carlo Siliotto, who did a really good job. The music in this movie is very beautiful and touching.
Even though this movie was originally marketed as familiy-friendly, I would probably recommend it for 16 years or older.
I hope you enjoy this underrated movie and thanks for taking your time to read my message.
My Rating: 5/5 stars
Background
I've had the full DVD set of this show for probably twenty years. I've watched the first episode a few times and the following couple of episodes maybe but never actually put it on my watchlist. After coming off another full rewatch of The West Wing, I figured I should knuckle down and watch it soup to nuts. I've read the book but again that was twenty years ago and I can't remember any of it.
I'm not from the US and so I may well get job titles and other Americana wrong.
Cast - First Appearance
Cops
Others
Plot
The show opens with two cops, Steve Crosetti & Meldrick Lewis (C&L) who are searching for shell casings and clues at the scene of the homicide of a Becker, shot dead at night. Crosetti mentions the Lincoln assassination and you know it's not for the first time.
After the opening titles, the viewer's introduction to the police unit and its people is through a new boy, Tim Bayliss, on his first day there. It doesn't start well when he introduces himself to the wrong guy he thinks is the boss. Along the way he interacts with Lewis and Felton, and the real boss Giardello fills him in on the way it works here: two people teams (one the primary and the other the secondary) working each case, with a wall filled with victims' names in either black (solved) or red (open). Bayliss is here from the "Mayor's Detail" and I'm guessing he called in a favour. Saved his life? Blackmail? Nepotism? He seems awful young and naive.
We cut to Munch & Bolander (M&B) at a double stabbing as they talk to a suspect in A&E with knife wounds.
And from there to the victim of the first crime as Crosetti & Lewis try to talk to a barely conscious shooting survivor.
Howard & Felton (H&F) get a call and head over to yet another homicide. Blimey, th
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Title. Hop into room 1090 1090 and get a ditto. If I cancel the trade for a PokΓ©mon listed, itβs because someone else traded it to me. If you do not have another PokΓ©mon that is needed on the list (Iβll do my best to cross them out as I get them), please leave the trading area to make room for people who do have them.
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And thatβs where Iβm ending it for now. Iβll be waiting there from the time I post this. My IGN is Jon-Michael.
See you there!
Edit: Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl
Anyone think Artie doesnβt just memorize lines of his favorite movies, but could actually do really well in a gangster film?
If they were to remake Millerβs Crossing (which pray to God they never doβ¦), would he not be perfect for the part of Jonny Caspar played by Jon Polito?
Anyone else have any other idea for parts Artie could have done if things had been different/time wasnβt a factor in drama/noir/thriller films or shows?
I've always maintained Season 4 was the best season, partly because I think The Nightman Cometh is the best episode of any sitcom ever. But after seeing posts here where people were arguing Season 7 was better, I gave it a shot and rewatched it straight through. I still love Season 4, but I will say Season 7 is probanly equal. (People criticize Frank's Brother, but Jon Polito is always great, and I love that episode.) What I'm curious about - is there an argument to made the best season is something other than Season 4 or 7?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl
Leave a comment or dm me and hop into room 1090 1090 and get a ditto. If I cancel the trade for a PokΓ©mon listed, itβs because someone else traded it to me. If you do not have another PokΓ©mon that is needed on the list (Iβll do my best to cross them out as I get them), please leave the trading area to make room for people who do have them.
Hereβs the list:
Pidgey
Pidgeotto
Pidgeot
Spearow
Sandshrew
Wigglytuff
Diglett
Exeggcute
Exeggutor
Hitmonlee
Hitmonchan
Koffing
Kangaskhan
Starmie
Articuno
Zapdos
Moltres
Mewtwo
Spinarak
Igglybuff
Politoed
Sunflora
Slowking
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Phanpy
Donphan
Porygon-2
Stantler
Smeargle
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Nosepass
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Minun
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Wailmer
Wailord
Spoink
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Castform
Shuppet
Dusclops
Wynaut
Spheal
Sealeo
Huntail
Gorebyss
Relicanth
Luvdisc
Shelgon
Salamence
Latias
Latios
Kyogre
Groudon
Rayquaza
Deoxys
Lickilicky
Rhyperior
Electivire
Yanmega
Gliscor
Porygon-Z
Mamoswine
Probopass
Dusknoir
Iβll be waiting there from the time I post this. My IGN is Jon-Michael.
See you there!
I guess the concept didn't work
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
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